JEFF BEZOS DIVORCES FROM WIFE

Jeffrey got ironpilled.

So he leaves his loyal wife that was with him when he didn’t have anything to go fuck thots that only want his money. Men are trash.

>If he liquidated his assets it would cause a global economic crisis

in before she gets half and does lel

>bezos getting divorced results in women being stripped of all their rights

Wait what I thought he was a gay?

now he'll focus on becoming a trillionare lel

500 million dollar per month alimony

MGTOW

Sometimes I wish life were like a video game, where you have a max amount of inventory space.

same thing happened to me. started lifting weights and realized my life was shit and my girl was shit. broke up with her and leveled up to a better woman. it happens

Happens all the time with doctors. A loyal woman will help him through med school, see him through all the hard times, possibly even manage to have a kid with him through all of this, scrimping and saving, and then he dumps her for the first intern with a cute ass that makes doe eyes at him.

Why are jews rats?

Watch him either come out as a faggot or a trannie.

Kek!

Time for orgies with Russian prostitutes.

Imagine just how shitty she must have been that he opted for divorce even when that means he is handing her over 20bn US dollars.

Women are the absolute niggers of gender.

based

women are disgusting and will be replaced with artificial wombs

Commie

>be richest man on earth
>get divorced

Is "Jeff Bezos" even a real person or just a character played by the CIA?

Largest alimony payments in history.

He doesn't have to marry the playboy models he bangs. The guy already has 4 kids too

He should be swimming in supermodel pussy

> A loyal woman will help him through med school

Does she tutor him in molecular biology?

Oh you mean she microwaves him hot chocolate while he is studying for his tests.

Tradcuck White Knights are pure cancer.

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He better double-bag it.

Did you have any issues with friends of both girlfriends. Ones you knew were bad news but “we’ve been friends for so long!” and doesn’t see your side of it

well we dont know that for sure. all we know is jeff dumped her.

id be surprised if that happens. jeff is smart. no way she gets that much money

Sort of. Judging from his latest physique he probably started dosing testosterone (aka TRT)

Probably realized he could be getting hella pussy as a free man

he meant she makes sandwiches

Is that why Greek men prefer little boy’s anus?? Degenerate.

That sucks. I know girl who did that to her boyfriend. She was in dental school and she lived in his apartment, he worked, cooked and cleaned so she can study. The day after graduation she took all her shit and moved in with her high school sweetheart. Medical field people are fucking users.

He could probably afford to have his sperm frozen and get a vasectomy? that would be the most effective way to just cum in stupid sluts all day

He's going to hook up with a Chinese woman like Sergey Brin and Zuck.

fuck off back to lolcow you insufferable walking hole.

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If both of them died it would be preferable outcome.

80% of divorces are filed by women so they can fuck other men.
20% of divorces are filed by men because their wives already fucked other men.

if you have a hole between your legs you are garbage get over it

I thought he was gay?

>Jeff is smart
Not too smart if he lives in California

This is gonna be the biggest settlement in human history.

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Post her feet.

Even bigger than Tony Podesta's wife getting $70 million. Reason for divorce? His art collection.

I’m confused?? Men don’t have holes? How do you fuck little boys, user?

Yea he can make his own goddamn sandwich. It takes 3 minutes.

It’s a bad trade off to give away 50% of your future medical practice for two toasts, lettuce, and mayo.

But dat ass tho

>Imagine just how shityy she must have been
I think it's a cross between this and him wanting to get some strange

Wasted digits, you amateurish streetwalker.
I know getting called a fuckpig on Jow Forums gets you off, but at least try to be more engaging.

Hopefully she takes at least half of his wealth. It's never good when this much of wealth is concentrated in the hands of one person.

But dem doe eyes tho

>Inb4 she takes half his shit

Imagine getting this worked up over someone on the internet maybe having a vagina.
SAD.

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> Hopefully she takes at least half of his wealth. It's never good when this much of wealth is concentrated in the hands of one person.

Ironically this. Sometimes I wonder if our shitty divorce laws are a blessing in disguise for the average man. I.e. If they are the only thing holding back Apex Alphas like Bezos from impregnating all women, and I mean ALL women.

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Misspelled
>playgirl
Everything about bezos screams faggot

No it’s to prevent niggers and spics from having more babies. They already have more than enough but those laws prevent them from having 15-20 kids.

Don't worry need. Your entire life will be playing vidya from your cuckcubicle soon enough.

Don't worry he will get another one real fast with that Prime 2 day shipping

Games where money has a weight are fucking bullshit.

>Niggers fear the law
You have no idea how niggers operate do you?

>be Jeff Bezos
>put your cock logo on everything
I wonder if he's gay

What's the point in being the richest man of the world if married?

I try not to hang around the blacks for safety reason. But they get thrown in jail for not paying child support thus not producing more children.

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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(Richest man ever), don’t make me laugh.

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I work for Amazon and can confirm Jeff regularly visits Jow Forums

> be racist
> every topic has to be about race

Why do you guys do this?

No shit. Jeff himself started this thread.

>mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-amazons-jeff-bezos-worth-13554193
was the richest. I am sure her lawyers will take half his $

He divorced her iirc

one thing that irked me about that movie, was the computer using the phrase a strange game. Meant it was somewhat semi sentient

I legit am Jeff Bezos. want to see my next brainchild operation?

Lets all give Jeff a warm welcome to the MGTOW movement, incels rise up.

Welcome to the movement, Jeff!

How about you tweet about it

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Not one, but hundreds

>a jew elite who turns out to fuck boys

Gee, didn' t see that one.

No. It's a secret. I can put it here and deny it at anytime.

Jeff doesn't do that, so stop making up lies. Jeff just lost the love for his wife, probably.

Is this one of those bad divorces where she's just going to get half his fucking money? Feel legit bad for him if it is.

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Ok fine put it here...I’ll belive you and buy 100 more Ken coins

Lol, pathetic

White rich "males" are so fucking pathetic. You civilization should be nuked for future of the world

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Come on bud it’s safe no it’s just me and you here now

Wasps

>If he liquidated his assets it would cause a global economic crisis
So all that is needed for a global economic crisis to start is a feminist divorce judge who overturns the prenuptial agreement?

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I’m sorry user. It also prevents white thrash from also having a ton of kids.

this guy slaps your girl in the club. wat do?

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His right arm is either a gigatumor or the product of chronical masturbation

That or his love of cock is too powerful now.

shake his hand and tell him thank you can she have another.

jess should ask alexa how to bump her off.

oops jeff

Trump curse. Add him to the list.