Wake up

>whats the first thing you do?

Have sexual relations with your mother

Go outside

You are aware that you can bust a nut without looking a midgets blowing one another?

Drive to my nearest tower and plug in and do a network audit and signal check.
The way my Cellular network is set up all my customers can call each other even if back hauls and POI's go down.
The network is redundant and has only gone offline for a matter of seconds when upgrading hardware.
It's why Emergency services use my networks.
Unlike google that who's captcha goes down every week because they higher retarded SJW's and mentally ill transgenders.

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The day has come, the happening has happened. You get an emergency alert on your phone, saying that a full scale nuclear exhange between the US and Russia is occurring.

Do you spend the time with your family, gather supplies and get innabasement, or come back to shitpost on Jow Forums one last time?

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this

Grab my gun and Chimp out and rape women

>see if other people are in panic
>join them (while not being in actual panic myself, but pretending)

Yeah, lots of hot bitches I know.

Reinstall arch for the last time.

I Hawaii they fuck their sisters, Because their last act should be an act of degeneracy in the face of god.
can't find the meme......

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CQ my local repeater until the Ham fudds get pissed.

>fuck wife
>get comfy w/ gunz
>repeat

>get depressed
>find Christ

>You can fap without the internet?!?
why would you have to? there will be a huge lag-time between thots being in the wild and thots understanding that they are inherently rapable.

kek

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Probably beat one off cause my dreams have come true

shitpost via carrier pigeon.

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take this opportunity to kill niggers

Do everything I did before Internet:
>play videogames
>go outside
>watch TV (and see the meltdown over no Internet)
>Watch some movies
>Listen to music
>Read a book
>Check an encyclopedia if I don't know something
>Go to the doctor instead of WebMD

So you are a real German. How is it going?

Tend to my chickens and plants like all mornings. When I realize something is wrong I grab my shotgun and go talk to the neighbors to figure out what's up and who knows what. Unless something knows something bad is hapenning will likely just stick to the routine, very annoyed I dont have internet to browse at the end of the day.

Rape

based and brazilpilled

Pick up a Sears catalog from 1985. Go to lingerie section.

fpbp you never disappoint

Finally finish this goddamned book.

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>ctrl-f
>radio
>zero
really?

Get drunk

blame net neutrality

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nobody even remembers HAM radio any more

Unironically pay as much attention to news as possible to try ro get most precise moment of strike. Do DMT 2 minutes before expected strike.

Be glad I'm not a retard who bought into the "streaming" meme and can just pick a movie or game from my shelf.

kill a hooker

>they higher retarded SJW's
Do you think you can use that big brain of yours to triangulate the position of a dictionary?

I guess I would find something to watch tv for the first time in 10 years.

I have 2 portables and 1 SDR. My father has around 50 and is highest class with 4 alphanumeric call sign. We /ready/

I'd have to break out my emergency copy of readers wives i found in a hedge circa 1997. Then probly down the pub.

I was just thinking regular old am/fm.

Nothing. Maybe go get some more food if possible. But in general I did my homework: Thanks to you idiots I now have firearms, knifes, energy (gas), a car, a refuge, compass, radio, basic tools, food for 4 weeks, outdoor clothing...
>feels gud man

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Well the first thing I do is get my rifle and go innawoods because a network designed to be resilient to nuclear fucking bombardment is downw.

>whats the first thing you do?
Send smoke signals.

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>he doesn't have 5TB of pics and videos saved ever since he started fapping
i've been preparing for this moment since day one

TEST

G

>Not saving his sexy pr0ns

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Get comfy and crack open a book.

grab a cup of coffee and take a shit.

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-plug bathtub and fill it with water
-take a backpack and go to the local store and buy a bunch of rice/macaroni/beans/sardines/chocolate/alcohol/matches
-pray

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Build my own network with my community.

>tell wife
>pack up food and supplies, load guns in anticipation of normie chimpout in the streets
>go visit my parents
>write my friends from my home state a couple of letters
>drive up to home state a week or two later after packing up tools, food, weapons, etc
>begin life anew back in my rural hometown because everyone in cities and suburbia is going to start fucking eating each other over the fact that they can’t watch Netflix or order stuff off amazon anymore

dig up the buried backup disks
watch 10 years worth of saved porn

engage kill

I'm going outside to rape something.

Turn on my alarm clock radio from the 70s to listen to the news, go buy gasoline, check on my friends' families to see if they need anything.

Find beer and celebrate. I already got all the ROMs I need, and in that scenario liberals would no longer be able to coordinate online thus frustrating their efforts to destroy America in their special ways.

Niggers would chimp out, while most whites would quickly accept it and move on, thus remaining on top of things. It's in our nature to be the best and to dominate.

Good goy

navigate to Jow Forums and keep hitting refresh till it comes back

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Assuming I have power I have to start printing out and cataloguing my porn/meme archive. Mostly the porn. The demand for R34/anime/fur stuff will go through the roof. I will be a small town smut peddler dealing in historic fine arts from the internet era.

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genius

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