With .1 billion for lawyers fees, Jeff Bezos now divorcing, has effectively bought a 66.6 billion dollar piece of new hot ass, half his usurped greed.
We need pics of her.
New piece of ass costs 66.6 Billion dollars
Daniel Martin
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Daniel Parker
>66.6
Yeah this is 100% a psy op to make destroyed families the norm.
Hudson Sanchez
66.6 billion, plus alimony
Leo Morales
Never get married folks. It's a religious construct; in the west primarily a jewish construct.
Leo Johnson
i found her already
Jonathan Long
666
Jews love that number
Bentley Robinson
Where does 66.6 figure come from?
Benjamin Reyes
ah ha!
busted
Connor Ramirez
half his wealth and .1 bill lawyers fees
Grayson Lewis
businessinsider.com
However, such distribution could be altered if the Bezoses signed a prenuptial or a postnuptial agreement, she said. "Often, very wealthy people have prenups that lay out the division of their property. A prenup can carve out certain things and say 'we'll divide this up.'"
It's unclear whether the Bezoses have a prenup. If they don't, MacKenzie could receive up to $66 billion based on Amazon's value under the community property law, Robert Frank of CNBC reported.
James Morgan
hmm... might be a mommie n daughter share n care trifecta
Elijah Evans
>the richest man on earth gets divorced the same way peasants do
nah
Bentley Johnson
right, he filed, she didn't
Sebastian Cox
correct
people have hits put out for them for a microscopic fraction of bezos' wealth.
fucking miscavige wife is still missing, and scientology is worth peanuts in comparison.
Asher Baker
DID YOU KNOW HEATHER HYERS BMI WAS?!?!!?!?!?
Ayden Fisher
Landon Garcia
But leaf, what ever do you mean?
Kevin Baker
another bald fucker
don't give this one a badge
Kevin Johnson
Jaxson Davis
bump
Daniel Garcia
What the fuck is wrong with that guy's face? Did she drain his soul from his body?
Jaxon Morgan
he's a soiboi
just add a beard
Robert Harris
$10 says he's remarried within a year
Joseph Russell
well, at least it's unique and big instead of some coveted piece of shit in a tiny box
Camden Wood
Bezos has the right eye droop, opposite of Schumer... so Bezos is left handed - it's a problem during pizza sacrifices
Ian Stewart
oh gawd i am so glad the cube is black
it's got to be black my favorite color
like my computer build and all its parts
ohh i love black soooo much its so cooool
Jayden Hernandez
plus 33 on the white bars
should I be freaking out... ?
Jordan Campbell
jewish women can't legally divorce without the husband's consent.
Oliver Cook
We need anarcho capitalism NOW
Tyler Young
Worse, he’s Jewish.
Bentley Morris
eh, it's not always so simple.
Landon Cruz
No. He's really not.
Jaxson Jones
Thanks for sharing.
Isaiah Davis
Grayson Rogers
50-50 split is for wealth accumulated together.... oh wait they were married since 1993 and have 4 kids. I guess fhe split will be 1/3 to 2/3rds.
Jackson Johnson
Why doesn’t he just have her killed, ground up into hamburger, eat her, and pay anyone involved with it $1 billion apiece to keep their mouths shut?
Oliver Torres
bump
Jordan Kelly
Because this is a show and a psy op. Social engineering.
Logan Long
So if you really think about it, there's no functional difference between 65 billion and 130 billion. Both still put you in the range of "richest man in the world." Maybe the reason he's getting a divorce instead of something messy with assassinations or cheating is because it's just easier? Like, he can afford the best lawyers in the world, and even though he'll have to give her some of his stock, he can probably get a clause in there that she has to vote the way he does at shareholder meetings so he won't lose any actual power. This is all basically just a formality and won't affect anything in his life.
Asher Watson
Now is rage is going to turn against the world and nobody will be allowed to buy and sell without Bezos permission.
Liam Lee
bump
Easton Murphy
that should say severe morbidly obese
>they changed the fucking bmi scale for fatties to feel better, no fucking way kek
Matthew Edwards
$20 says she goes lesbo and is remarried
Andrew Roberts
get yer cameras ready