CHRISTIANS ANSWER THIS: How did humanity came from Adam and Eve if they only had sons

and you know this how?

Well, how the fuck the family of inbred children turn into 8 billions humans?

Patriarchy

Easy, one of the sons became a woman and since there are no biological differences between the genders she got pregnant with Adam's seed creating the Israelites.

The story of Adam and Eve aren't to be taken literally, it's allegorical and exoteric.

Did you even read the bible?

Genesis 5
>3And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth: 4And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: 5

>implying they were the only humans on the planet..
And the Gods said "let us make man in our image". Its right there in the very first chapter of the Bible. Adam was made as a replica of God.

Because there were other children given birth to that the Bible doesn't mention by name. That was easy. Next question.

>The Garden of Eden is a myth
>it is not literally true

This is the most ridiculous position I have ever heard from a believer.
The foundation of Christian theology, the bedrock of Christian beliefs, is the crucifixion of Jesus by God in order to cleanse mankind of sin. But not just any sin. ORIGINAL sin. The sin committed in the Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve.
If you are claiming that story is a myth, then you are claiming that a REAL God tortured and killed his REAL son to cleanse mankind of imaginary sins committed by imaginary people in an imaginary place.
That is not just fucking crazy, it is evil.

This. Without Garden of Eden cucktianity crumbles down

Maybe they were nephilim, I mean the idea of god is kinda unearthly since it hasn't been around longer than the "old religions" with multiple gods/entities. Maybe we are really "created in god's image" some sort of alien higher being and rebelled against what we were made for therefore throwing us out of "heaven" and abandoning god's love so now we have to be sorry and appologize forever until he returns.

Also an interesting fleek is that in alchemy you wanna be able to create human life which is a huge taboo, but for some reason this god has a freecard on doing it, and when his creation turns into an abomination he decides to punish it into submission. Maybe lucifer was right or maybe we're just straying further away from happiness everytime we "spit on god". Who knows?

In conclusion: Incest

So as a result of this thread we finally have concluded there are no genders and gender is social construct?

Holy Scripture is not always a history (in a modern, scholarly sense of the word) as are the books of Luke and Acts.

Genesis (and the rest of the Torah) are largely metaphorical.

God bless you

a better way of answering this is asking whether jesus was a christian

You couldn't even spell it right huh? Catholic. It is Catholic with a big ole C. Anyways it is hard to say if it was myth or not. The translations have all basically murdered the truth of the story. The CIA actually classified one tale of the garden of eden up until just a few years ago. It tells of how the ground began to quake worldwide, and the oceans piled upon themselves and inundated every continent. Winds shrieked at 1000mph across the planet.The earth opened up and spewed out earth-fire, and then the brutal cold set in after the floods and winds and quakes had ceased. The author of this book was a CIA turd who basically disappeared after the book was classified.

tldr, the biblical story of eden is not quite right. It is really a tale of global inundations and global death, except for a few chosen by God.

Mixing with beasts of the field aka goyim. The Bible states that us goyim were created first on the 6th day and then Adam the first of the jews. Cain went out and mixed with the goyim that were already there before he was even conceived

Incest.
Why do you think we’re all retarded?

>Gen 5:4 Then the days of Adam after he became the father of Seth were eight hundred years, and he had other sons and daughters.

It would help if you, you know, actually read the material you complain about.

gib source and more info pls

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chabad.org/parshah/article_cdo/aid/960277/jewish/Whom-did-Cain-and-Abel-marry.htm

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How is that evil? Loads of people feel bad for things they didn't do that in many cases didn't even happen, and it's not as though it's any harm to God to "kill" himself.

Just read the bible and you wouldn't have so many dumb questions.

day 6: God made man and woman, blessed them and told them be fruitful and multiply

day 7: God rested

THEN, he makes Adam from dust and breathes a soul into Adam's Nostrils.

Adam is not the first man, he is the first man with a holy spirit.

Where were the other folks? Hanging outside the paradise?

Does anyone know a board with decent traffic where I can post random shit that’s not filled with porn ads?

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Females can identify as males fyi you bigot.

This.

You denied many dogmas there heretic.

Pope Paul IV, Bull Cum ex Apostolatus Officio, Feb. 15, 1559: “6. In addition, [by this Our
Constitution, which is to remain valid in perpetuity, We enact, determine, decree and
define:] that if ever at any time it shall appear that any Bishop, even if he be acting as an
Archbishop, Patriarch or Primate; or any Cardinal of the aforesaid Roman Church, or, as
has already been mentioned, any legate, or even the Roman Pontiff, prior to his
promotion or his elevation as Cardinal or Roman Pontiff, has deviated from the
Catholic Faith or fallen into some heresy:
(i) the promotion or elevation, even if it shall have been uncontested and by the
unanimous assent of all the Cardinals, shall be null, void and worthless;
(ii) it shall not be possible for it to acquire validity (nor for it to be said that it has thus
acquired validity) through the acceptance of the office, of consecration, of subsequent
authority, nor through possession of administration, nor through the putative
enthronement of a Roman Pontiff, or Veneration, or obedience accorded to such by all,
nor through the lapse of any period of time in the foregoing situation;
(iii) it shall not be held as partially legitimate in any way…
(vi) those thus promoted or elevated shall be deprived automatically, and without need
for any further declaration, of all dignity, position, honour, title, authority, office and
power…

What Francis Really Believes
youtube.com/watch?v=fvjmveYw0tE

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This

the book of genesis tends to make that feature obvious when it lists only the first male heirs but makes references to multiple siblings throughout the generations.

When Cain was exiled God put a mark on him so the other people wouldn’t kill him so there must have been other tribes outside (the book is really vague desu)

Fuck you

ok ok .

cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79B00752A000300070001-8.pdf

Also this series of videos friendo.
youtube.com/watch?v=wvjJqIXYT1w

>Catholic
>Espousing Freemason doctrine
Adds up, tbqh.

Adam and eve were the first sentient people you dumbass. They were the first people with souls. What do you think original sin is? Original sin is the possession of a soul.

To possess a soul (i.e, not be an NPC) is to borrow magic from god. Those with souls have the responsibility not to sin, since they are actually manifestations of god himself. Adam and eve were the first manifestations of god into this real. The first non-NPC people.

Also, this Adam and Eve story by Chan Thomas is still not correct. Crustal Displacement during pole shift is incorrect (we hope lol). However, the poles do shift and this causes the sun's electric connection to short and send out a nova. This nova is responsible for the same stories in Genesis, i.e. noah's flood. The nova shoots out a big ass solar flare, plasma, and EMR. The EMR fucks with dna in animals and creates new species overnight (this is evolution in truth, not that gradual bullshit lies). The dust shell from teh sun hits after the EMR. This shell contains big plasma chunks (like meteors as you would see them) and all sorts of elements. It sprays gold and silver and tungsten buckshot all over us like a bukkake. Ancient civilizations have tales of this stuff. They have cave paintings of the sun with its nova radiating around it. The shift causes huge electrical discharges on the planet and these can instantly kill and petrify/fossilize animals.

This is really interesting, I had never heard of it and it makes the whole thing a lot more palatable.
How did the holy spirit propagate to the rest of humanity afterwards?

More like the Elohim existed before Adam.
Adam was a genetic experiment by the Elohim. The genetic experiment was tainted when the Serpent seduced Eve, who then carried serpent DNA, and the original sin was in Eve.

Adam and Eve are man and woman in the perfect state of union with God. Mortal man is man separated from God.

Maybe God first created the primitive man, more animal than rational creature, then created Adam and Eve to perfect his creation, and after Adam and Eve failed, God tossed them out of Eden, and sent them living among primitive man, and we are descendant from that union.

Ding ding.
The Earth was populated with Nephilim

Religious text is so laughable. Incest had to have happened which means the bible can't forbid any degeneracy

Starting in 2028 the sun will hit some of its lowest total solar irradiance that we have seen. It will be a super grand solar minimum. It will persist through 2032. The sun will weaken so much as to cause its liquid hydrogen surface to begin to crust over ever so slightly. The sun will look darker to us during this time of weakness. As the sun comes out of this unprecedented weakness the crust will begin to heat again and become unstable due to increased activity and sunspots energies. Eventually this shell will be blown out by teh sun during its peak the next cycle. The nova will hit this earth as it has done over and over dozens of times prior to our era. We will be reset once again. Men will come out of this event with grand tales that seem unbelievable to those fools born only during the periods of calm that follow. We will forget what happened and then it will happen again.

“Something’s old?”
Well don’t believe in it then. Genius.

there were adam and eve, and there were cave men which evolved from neanderthals. sons of adam and eve bred with cave men and created modern human.

This is why Christianity is a joke.

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Just write it down on paper.

Haha. They did, and stone too. And nobody believes it. Classic.

>daughters
and Cain blacked them

youtube.com/watch?v=9mSEr6PmjZ0&t=0s&index=62&list=PLVpsd22raNb-KqZLijDHzX4DIMG3sbUUs

Women aren't human.

Stop assuming Adams and Eves gender!

i like bob marley and its an okay song but i dont quite understand what are you trying to say with that

god doesn't exist, buddy

>it's not as though it's any harm to God to "kill" himself.

If your argument is that it's no real harm for God to 'kill' himself, then it's no real sacrifice either, is it?
Congratulations. You have just thrown the entire reason for following your Messiah and your religion into the shitter. Genius.

>not fucking your mother

Of course you didn't. That's why we not mix:)
youtube.com/watch?v=wqLEg0MsSMQ

Are you saying SATAN fucked EVE and impregnated her with SIN?

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they had more than sons they had literally hundreds of kids, if you read Genesis it says this in the first few chapters

not a bad theory, but you would think the Biblen consisted of this if it happened

checked
and this user is almost correct the story was originally about usury, predatory banking and merchant contracts, and it's why usury was considered a sin in christian and catholic societies up until the 17th century

this

Mythology fuck face:)

It's just my theory, I have no idea what's true or not true.

However, human myths are filled with stories of Gods mating with humans who give birth to demigods, so maybe there is something truthful to those myths. Plus, Jesus himself was conceived by the interaction of God with a human.

Mysteries, illusions?? Who knows.

And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: gen 5 : 4

They were the first people God created, not the only.

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Did you read Jefferson Bible?

The Creation of Humanity

Although the modern bible is greatly disfigured, it is nevertheless infused with the ancient secret doctrine. However, the many levels of meaning hidden in the Hebrew letters are not visible in the modern language versions of the bible. For example, the very first words of the Bible, in Hebrew, are: Bereshidt bara Elohim. The common literal translation is: “In the beginning, God creates...” But the Hebraic translation, found in The Zohar, reads: “In wisdom, Elohim creates...” Elohim is a Hebrew word. The root El is Hebrew for God and is masculine. The feminine form of El is Eloah, which means Goddess. Elohim is plural, thus meaning Gods and Godesses, male/female. In contrast to the familiar image of a bearded old man, God is established in the first three words of the bible as androgynous, containing both male and female. (Androgynous Shiva, Ardhanareshvara, Hinduism) (Male-Female Creator, Ometecuhtli, Aztec). The word Elohim has many meanings; in one sense it refers to Angels, the governors of creation. These Divine Beings are male/female, in the image of their creator. This is clearly illustrated in most ancient images of Angels, showing them to have the attributes of both man and woman. In the Bible, the angel who oversaw the creation of humanity is called Jehovah Elohim. (Jehovah Elohim formed man from the dust of the earth. He blew into his nostrils the breath of life and man became a living being. Genesis 2:7) Jehovah is another important name of God, not to be confused with Yahweh. The name Jahovah, or Jehovah, is comprised of four Hebrew letters: Iod, He, Vav, He. Yod/Iod or Jah, can be translated as “male” or “phallus,” Adam. Heva or Heve, is “female,” “mother,” or “uterus,” Eve.

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The Garden of Eden

(Jehovah Elohim planted a garden in Eden, in the east, and placed there the man whom he had formed. –Genesis 2:8) Eden is a paradise of perfection. Eden is symbolic of the innocence and happiness that was once the natural state of humanity. The humanity of Eden was pure, knowing only goodness and virtue. As reflections of God, humanity embodied the seven virtues of the soul. (Altruism, Right Action, Chastity, Humility, Love, Happiness for Others, Temperance) Although the Eden of Adam and Eve never existed in the three-dimensional physical world, according to esoteric wisdom there was a physical place called Eden that was located in Mesopotamia between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. A mystery school by the same name was founded in this place by the Chaldeans. But this was not the Garden of Eden of Adam and Eve. According to esoteric wisdom there exists seven fundamental dimensions (Do you not know how Allah has created the seven heavens one above the other… Koran, The Nuh, 71.15). The ascent and descent through these realms by the beings that inhabit them is represented in The Bible by Jacob’s ladder. The Bible states that when Jehovah Elohim created Adam, he placed Adam in the garden of Eden. Esoteric wisdom states that this is the fourth dimension, the world of vital energy. In Hebrew it is called Yesod, which means “the foundation.” Thus, the androgynous ancestor of humanity existed in a more subtle level of nature. That is why modern anthropologists know nothing about our true origins.

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Though happy in its innocence, humanity (as symbolized by Adam) needed to grow spiritually. Thus Eve was separated from the body of Adam. Jehovah Elohim took one of the hermaphrodite man’s ribs, then closed us the flesh. Then Jehovah Elohim made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the hermaphrodite man. She shall be called woman for she was taken out of the man. This process of separation, presented symbolically in the Bible, was gradual. The human hermaphrodite was separated into two sexes, male and female, so that they may see themselves better: to know themselves. Since that time man and woman have sought to reclaim their missing unity, which is the root of the craving for sexual connection. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they shall be one flesh.

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The Biblical story of Adam of Eve is only to establish the narrative of how Mankind fell from grace and how Christ redeemed man from that fallen state. The narrative is there is establish the lineage of Christ not to be a science book for you fedora tippers. Therefore, not every little thing was needed to be mentioned in the narrative.

What a bunch of stupid shit. I so hate American heretics with their garbage nonsense. You pollute everything you touch.

The bible CLEARLY states MAN & WOMAN. There is no garbage nonsense about hermaphrodites, nor are Eve or Adam "Gods".

Incest is wincest, put your mother to the test

>knows which parts of talking snake book are real
Godtards. Just imagine being that stupid.

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Retard.

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user, he’s literally quoting jewish commentary not American.

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obligatory

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Cain and Abel banged mom. Duh.

The word “religion” derives from the Latin root “religare,” which means “union,” The word “yoga” is derived from the Sanskrit root “yug” which also means “union,” At their base, the different traditions of East and West describe the same goal: union with Divinity. Religious traditions provide the map that one must follow in order to reach unification with the Divine. Every religion seeks to express the same core knowledge. But one needs the right tools in order to read the map. With the right tools and their proper use and aspirant of any religion or tradition may enter into direct experiential knowledge of the Divine. It can be seen, then, that there is truly one science, one path, but appearing with different names and faces. (For narrow is the gate and straitened the way that leads to life, and they are few who find it. Matthew 7: 13-14) In Greek, the narrow path is called Gnosis, which means “knowledge.” In Hebrew, the same narrow path is called Daath, which also means “knowledge.” This path is represented by the famous Tree of Knowledge in the book of Genesis. And the clue to entering into the direct experience of God can be found through understanding the symbol of the Tree of Knowledge. Genesis, the Judeo-Christian teaching of creation was written as a means to pass down the knowledge of the Great Arcanum to those with the eyes to see and the ears to hear. Its inception was influenced by both Eastern and Western traditions in order to provide humanity a Key contained in the foundation of all the great religions of the world.

the devil just made more women, duh.

Certain evens changed the nature of humanity. Tower of babel for instance but there is more. That is if you are a literalist. If you believe this is metaphor then thats the answer.

Yep.

Incest was different back then. Laws weren't necessary at creation & were created until later.

Genesis 5
>3And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth: 4And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: 5

kys, kikes

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lmao the state of this board. why did no one notice it?

You don't get it do you? Do you know what the genesis 6 experiment is?
Of course its incest, it was back then but after certain events took place there could no longer be any sort of incest going on due to the genetic manipulation that took place.
Then some fucker comes along and spews shit like hurr durr why did God order the israelites to slaughter men, women and children and spare none?
Because there were giants, lion-men, satyrs and all that shit because the fallen angels tried to mingle their seed with the seed of man.
Hint : the greek mythology is not mythology, its history.
Fallen angels, giants, monstrosities, hybrids, demi-gods and all that..... they were real, they are real and they are here now, they've always been.
This is why its specifically said that Noah was perfect in his generation - undefiled by the genetic manipulations and activities of the fallen angels.
All flesh was corrupted at once, all flesh must perish and the spirits belong to God, only through the blood of the Lamb can one be cleansed from corruption and redeemed from damnation.
This is why all creation will be tried by fire next, the world will be purged by fire.

Stop with this Kabbalistic (philosophy of the serpent) stuff.