Canada is NOT Collapsing - Don't Listen to Jow Forums

It's people are undergoing dietary revolution that's going to leave the rest of the planet in it's dust. The new food guide suggests a low carbon diet rich in plant protein and that fucking beautiful. I'd rather eat canadian grown plant protein than USA beef or chicken or pork - or any meat.

Collapsing? More like Evolving. It's an amazing experience to be apart of. No in-store price is too high, not if it fuels this transformation. The world is lucky canada is so conscientious, this might just save us all from global warming.

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damn, you guys really are at the end of your rope. pathetic

I fucking love cricket flour pancakes. It's the way of the future.

Wrong - its getting pretty bad here, its true. Thugs and Gangsters are robbing shipping containers of Pepsi and Chips to resell to everyone, its pretty bad they dont even send the trucks out anymore. Even worse, the Gangsters and Thugs are dealing it like its Drugs, people even gotta suck dick for Pepsi

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So when will the qt Canadian refugee girls be coming over the border in search of food? I live few hours from border and have a freezer full of meat

i can't wait for the no name brand version to hit my area omfg squeee.

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Well you wouldn't mind posting the in store prices then?

We're doing great!

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haha those. no one wants to see those. i seriously hope no one posts any. the very idea of doing such a thing is basically traitorous and probably illegal so i'd stop getting leafs into trouble if were you.

my g-d...

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don't post that tater it'll make you a traitor.

don't post that roast or you'll be toast.

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photo bread and you'll wind up dead

snapchat that lime and you'll do time

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mfw Justin was advancing the Aryan ideology the whole time.

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being a vegan is the mopst 1488 trublood aryan thundergod thing a man can do amiright fellow crazed nazi?

hey is anyone here into doing crimes? not a cop by the way. just a guy looking for some ninja dudes

Take the potato pill
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tldr:The global dominance of white people is thanks to the potato

>suck dick for Pepsi
Sounds like leaf heaven

We ain't dominating shit other than getting raped by our own media, universities, corporations, court systems and legislatures. We are really fucking crushing it in that department tho, no one is getting raped harder. So we are still best at something.

your wisdom is great fellow trublood hammerskin 1488er.

have you cut meat from your diet entirely yet? i eat only substitutes. i can feel my strength grow in the spiritual plane.

So its back to the canadian dream
>sucking dick for syrup

it's probably a 2 litre though

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>3.13 memedollar a green pepper
>canada is not collapsing

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that's a great deal for one of the finest peppers canadian food is soo good you wouldn't understand.it's like lembas bread. one bite fills a man.

7 euros a kg, not too bad if it's good quality

it's the Lamborghini of peppers.

There is so much Canadian shit posting that I don't know who to believe and assume you are all lying.

tfw a poor person thinks they deserve to buy meat

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i can't believe they started locking the dumpsters in my area. those things were saving me $300 a month on groceries.. fuck my life

They are partial to spam.
The syrup will flow

canadian women earn seventy percent what men do but who is eating the most calories hmmmmm.

You've done a good thing here user, lots of keks have been had. Have another bump.

bless your heart kind stranger. maybe there is hope for the world afterall, now that canada leads.

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Know what takes the edge off a mouthful of fresh salty cum? A crisp sweet pepsi does.

Americans always love a good thread about food, or a tv show about food, or an ad about food, or a movie about food, or just talking about food in general, looking at food, thinking about food, smelling food (even if it's someone else's) they simply just can't seem to get enough food so everyone else naturally must be starving to death by comparison when you REALLY think about it

to be honest I wish I was canadian, germany is great too but canada is special, it's like a resetted america in non-retarded
I heard like on your side of of the border you leave open your door while a few kilometres across in america a gun nut is prepping for ww3

oh yes, all of the propaganda is actually true in our case. it was made for external consumption and it's true. all of it. do you have a large amount of money or wealthy relatives whod help you if times got tough?

Will there be an end to the madness?

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You really DON'T have to capslock me fellow 2x year old boomer. Another quality post though good thread bros.

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america will look like mordor in 30 years. canada will look like the shire. think about that

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no, is it so expensive to apply or to live there?

that ham deserved to live. it had a mother and a hamfather and was an much an intelligent entity as you or i

Small towns still don't need to lock their doors here, this hippy FAGGOT from Poland wants you to hate Canada because we aren't in the EU and don't give them enough EU gibs money

We have millions of hand guns, hundreds of thousands of rifles but somehow no school shootings or people waving guns around in office buildings, because we have gun safes and a lot of rural non-retards

BUT YA STEAK IS 2000 DOLLARS HAHHAAHA

so theres that

So you will all be 3 feet shorter, got it

it's a perfect socialist utopia. you'll never gain wealth. you'll be as sick as everyone else. your children will be raised to hate you. it is great what has been done.

This is now a post your trudeau's thread

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the new diet and demographics will make canadians more efficient. you'll still have a canadian but they'll take up less space and use less.

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>destroying southeast asia
>american culture

No his relatives had a head start on the yanks, Check out the dudes history in this grave marker in Singapore, ITS HIS RELATIVE AND BY FUCK THEY SOCKED IT TO THE ASIANS

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>BUT YA STEAK IS 2000 DOLLARS HAHHAAHA

it will be $100/kg in six months. just watch.

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im undergoing a cleanliness revolution at the moment

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>people even gotta suck dick for Pepsi
i know a guy who does it for dairy queen coupon's

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I'm in Canada and I am fatter then ever lmao

These threads make me and my gut laugh with joy

those are poisons for the earth. the price rise is the best thing for us all.

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> The new food guide suggests a low carbon diet rich in plant protein and that fucking beautiful.

Finally - the US surpasses Canada in hockey.

post your gut. show us this mighty engine

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you want to have bones riddled with nitrogen fine . go be a faggot. i will fight a nigger who wont eat eggs. they are cheap and high protein. chickens produce strong manure if you dont like having chicken farms your a damn moron

How the fuck would they even collapse? Their country is smaller than California

she looks like she takes big meaty fibrous vegan shits. a good girl. wife material

>BEHOLD THE POWER OF AMERICAN EDUCATION

we truly are superior. our intelligence levels will part ways further once the new diet does its magic.

The only thing multiplying in Canada is fibrous copulous amounts of shit

They're 99 cents in Alabama, were 2/99 a few years ago

haha dont go thinking im going to come down there to your level.

What the fuck? Is that just a generic cleaner? Those are a few dollars here. What is going on?

canada puts a price on pollution

>30 posts by this ID

Oh man I'm just sad for the pole

Is this the least funny forced meme in Jow Forums history? You guys have so much ammo to use if you want to insult Canadians, and yet out of every single possible option you choose food prices.

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defend canada or leave this patriotic thread in shame you traitor

tell em

Leafs are importing Mudlsime Pakis By the Tens of Millions. No Canadian city looks Canadian anymore. RIP Leafs

Canada's turned into a Muslim poor country. Go to Toronto and all you see is Brown people. Go to Barrie Muslims go to Ottawa Muslims go to Montreal holy shit Muslims. A terrorist Muslim comes from America and because he was 16 when he was arrested for killing an American soldier what does Canada's liberals do? We fucking give him 5 million dollars yet we let our own citizen's live in tents in the cold out in BC. Why? Because there not muslim. Fuck Canada it's only a matter of time before we become the next Saudi provincial state.

Wow, this is the biggest COPEpost I’ve ever seen.

. I'd rather eat canadian grown plant protein than USA beef or chicken or pork - or any meat.
Eat Canadian bred beef, pork or chicken...or go hunting like I do-oh wait, your're a cuck fag half a life line from suicide...
I fucking hate faggots like you, and will laud your death...

why is German the only one spelled with an *?

whenever you surivive global warming, i'll send you the bill

Fuck even the Saudi government treats it citizens better then the Canadian government. In Canada we ask how far would you like to shove it in our ass. Not what can you do for this great nation.

10.5 million

Trust no one, even yourself

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Shut up you fucking shill.

Canada is a fucking shitshow, anyone who lives here knows it

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Those girls have penises.

cool pic

Yes our "women" do have penises and they also have more job opportunities because of the inflicted damage they did to themselves it's fucking disgusting.

AGW is a Chinese hoax. Makes sense you’re going on about it seeing your status as a Chinese colony.

NO SRSLY GAIZ

Beat me to it.

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If he was white he would still be in jail.

Just got back from Canada. You can’t even post on Jow Forums up there. IP ranges from local internet providers block it. Literally...

I’ll die before I eat crickets

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You must have gone to our Saudi Arabia province. The government there only allows Muslims internet freedom. That way they can contact Isis and when they get caught we can give them 10 5 million dollars