They wouldn't let him into the country because he's from the Middle East

President Jesus Christ would try to end the Fed.
The Jews will put him back up on the cross.

And they say liberals have a higher IQ than conservatives. O mega lul.

>born in a manger in Bethlehem
>not a native born citizen
>ineligible for presidency

Jesus Christ, these fuckers are such dumbshits that they can't even into hypotheticals correctly.

The Lord is not here for the politics

Being that Jesus was an advocate of the Bible...he would tell any "libtard" that one IS unholy that breaks government law, and that our Lord always supported sovereignty of a nation.

If Jesus ran on a "Jews are followers of Satan, Gaysex in sinful, promiscuity is wrong, your myriad religions are wrong, there are only 2 genders, Children should not be having sex-change operations, criminals should face harsh punishment" platform, how many liberals would vote for him?

If you are going to write a fanfic, at least read the original materiel. Fucking casuals.

Is she comparing bunch of slimy, barely human politicians, with our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

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The wall should keep Jesús out.
Also: Happy Hannukah

That kike should keep the Lord's name out of her dirty whore mouth.

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Jesus wouldn't run for president in the first place. Jews will burn in hell unless they accept Him as their Lord and Savior.

Jesus wasn’t interested in being a political or military leader, isn’t that why they crucified him?

I think I might have gum disease

Gave Wendy the hammer in College. She screamed like a pig and begged for more as she cursed, cursed for the night to never end.

>Jesus ran for president
Jews don't even know basics of Christianity, but openly try to manipulate Christian voters.

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people who hate jesus telling us about His ways.

Synagogue of Satan strikes again

He'd be Israel first

that pic is always perfect in these sort of threads

>criminals should face harsh punishment" platform

where did you get that? the law of moses says an eye for an eye. thats actually much more lenient than todays sentences, where there are no actual victims.

>If Jesus ran for president
"My kingdom is not of this world etc."

Outing themselves as ignorant fools as usual.

What's with always accusing Jesus of running against secular authority?
He explicitly criticized religious authority, and the religious authorities set him up with a false charge.

If Jesus showed up back home in Palestine in 2020 on a cloud of compassion and human empathy, do you think Netanyahu supporters would take him out? That is the real question.

>would we call Jesus a libtard
Not sure, would have to see his economic policies first

Jesus hated fucking Mexicans. And all bean hoovers in general.

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Trump supporters would rape him

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eek9GtSJHX8

All of a sudden kikes and Democrats care about Christianity. Fuckin serpentine filth.

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I think Jesus would be redpilled as fuck, at least half of those lefties degenerates would be hanged or crucified on spot, and the other half turn into slaves.

Law of Moses has exceptions to "eye for eye" doctrine where certain transgressions of heresy and immorality require death. If Jews enforced these on themselves, most of them would be dead -- just about all of their women, for sure.

Cite?

Messiah is a better spot than president user

>Jesus would demand open borders because I say so!
>why, no, I have never read the bible
>why, no, I don't believe in Jesus and this appeal to authority would have zero effect on me

jew wasserman schultz trying to barter with the goyim again.

too bad the jews already destroyed christianity, so that dumb shit doesnt work anymore.

it's insane that the people who actively support the importing of gang members and drug dealers from the third world claim to be empathetic and compassionate when there are daily murders and crimes occurring because of their opposition to protecting the American people.

Trump supporters will call him a libtard while the Jews will put him to death.

i'd nail the kike up again. spqr

He would probably say "what in Dad's name are all these women doing running around without male supervision? And why hasn't that catamite been crucified yet?"

You need to be American to be the president.

Based bargain bin.

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If Jesus came back he would gas the Jews

This has a worse affect on me than gore, violent porn and child pornography.
How fucked am I

>jesus said 2 listen 2 keeeds
It's "and a child shall lead them" not "see a child and breed them" smdh

Ok even if I agree with most of you that using a religious argument is wrong in this case, is she really wrong tho? Jesus specifically speant time with lepars (which Jow Forums would say, "HAHA STUPID LEPARS! YOUR WEAK GENES SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM EXISTANCE!") and whores (which Jow Forums would say, "STUPID ROASTIE SLUT SHOULD BE STONED TO DEATH YOU FUCKING COALBURNING WHORE!") So where is the line? Either support your son of God or reject his teachings. Jesus said himself, " whoever without sin cast the first stone." Yet a majority are ready to throw stones at anyone who isn't a white Male Christian. It is calling out hypocrisy at this point, not using your religion against you. If you want to claim you are with Christ than follow his words. If you don't than stop getting mad when you are called out for it.

>inb4 "Jow Forums is one person" bullshit response

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Sarah Silverman supports this message

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9XUXQGpxqY

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wtf im an atheist now

Well I don't think he would condone stealing all my money through taxes which is the only way these fuck faces are able to pay for all their fake virtuosity.

Communists don't understand. Jesus said that there will always be poor people.
Matthew 26:11 "The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have Me. "

Does she wanna follow up on stoning gays and whores? I'm down for Jesus as president.

I love how Jesus all of a sudden cool to these fuckers when it serves their race cuck fetish.

Oh look, a Jew that literally cerebrates the day her people sacrificed goats, dabbled in blood magic, and summoned a demonic entity to have a bunch of children murdered, is using Christian morality in an attempt at subversion.

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biblica.com/bible-search/?q=wall&translation=NIV
Correction, 265 times.

There are walls in heaven.
/bread

Thanks! Now I have something to counter with, even though I'm an atheist.

Being president is one thing

Being a spiritual father is another

Everyone has a place
Muhh logic

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They wouldn’t let him because he’s a kike, and they’d be right not to

i love retarded satan worshiping & pretend christians that have never read the bible but take tiny lines out of it that need to be read in their entire context. your pedophile priests or ministers might think they can get away with it, but you need to try harder than this, you illiterate cunt. say hi to satan for me when you turn up in hell, faggot.

If Jesus ran for president in 2020, how many Wasserman Schultzes would petition Pontius Pilate to crucify him?

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>atheist leftists try and use muh jesus argument
What a fucked up timeline we live in.

I see nobody has mentioned Jesus is Jewish

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yeh the republicans wouldn't allow any jews into the country thats a good one

You really think the guy who got nailed to a cross by the government would want to run the government?

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Boomers love voting for so called empathy but it fucks up the younger generation but at least they can pretend to be wholesome.

For what purpose would someone do this?

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Globalist satanist are already working on creating new fake jesus coming
just wait

Because only a son of god can make socialism work.

fuck all of you and especially fuck jesus

If “Jesus” comes back, you don’t know what tables are gonna get flipped.
Might be some “truth tables”...
Things might not be as they seem...

Literally lashing out against the (((moneychangers))) is what got him crucified in the first place.

Jesus or George Washington ain't running in 2020
so go fuck yourself?
Also don't you think it is hypocritical to be a rotten commie atheist and use religious arguments?
pffff

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This

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Never listen to a jew that uses Jesus for talking points. Blasphemous kike. This is the "As a white man" trying to guilt Christians. Burn in hell Synagogue of Satan.

I know this feel, holy fuck is it cringey to see leftists using biblical verses they got from occupy democrats.

So are you in agreement with the photo or against it? You’re kinda confusing me here.

This is the proper counter question.

Jesus didn't support a Government doing good things, he supported normal everyday people doing good for those that are less fortunate than they are.

However, Jesus never advocated for open borders or mass immigration of the poor - which makes sense, because he's the son of God and he would know that those sorts of things won't help in the long run.

one thing that really REALLY pisses me off is atheists degenerates lefties invoking jesus as some sort of gotcha to the christian right.

Would the Jews still crucify him?

Based and redpilled

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(((American))) dentistry where their idea of healthy teeth is to drill them away and replace them with fake ones.

Yeah, and if you're a hateful agnostic that also doesn't want dirty immigrants infesting your country it's about as useful as Harry Potter references.

it's just easier to imagine

Plus, I'm pretty sure Jesus would take one look at abortion rates and just send another flood.

jesus would also have all the little aborted babies with him saying why mommy why

You didn't post any photos.

The Father said he would never flood the Earth again because of what man does, so no flood. Fire.

Jesus himself could've run as a Democrat and the DNC still would've rigged the primaries in favor of Hillary.

No she doesn't.
Never trust a Jew/Jewess user. If you learned anything from this site never forget what I said.
Ever.

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