Christian Grindr Takeover Thread

I've come up with a great idea to help save the gay community!

1. Download the Grindr App (over 10 million gays use the app wordwide).
2. Use a fake email addy to sign up and login.
3. Message guys on there in your area telling them about the Good News of Jesus Christ.

We could easily take over this app and use it for God's benefit.

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Good try but won't work, they'll just ban each account in just a second for spam/hate speech and you can probably get into legal trouble as well.

>trying to convert the faggot hookapp instead of burning it down
no thanks

It doesnt work at peoples front door, it wont work on a faggot app

Dude. Sending messages like that won't make your buddies at grindr get their AIDS gone.
You sound like a J*suit missionary though, check your priorities.

How in any kind of fuck can you get into legal trouble for religious spam?
Oh yeah. Euro.

this

their bans aren't permanent or ip-based
you can just sign up under a new fake addy

And this. Christians are becoming a minority

>implying Jesus was real

>and you can probably get into legal trouble as well
lmfao, retard

it was real in my mind. ave maria, its anudda crucifixion

Most “Christian straight men” already have Grindr accounts from my experience.

>Go on Grindr trying to convert gays into christians.
End up sucking some dudes dick.

Well you can get into trouble for saying Muhammed is a Pedophile in EU.

I bet saying something slightly offensive to a gay person is an act of hateful discrimination that can be legally sued, it's not a stretch, you just don't know a lot. People get in trouble for a lot less.

>Implying Jesus isn't gay

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kek, this. christfags are all closet queers

Christ literally died on a cross on us. The least we could do to show our appreciation would be to suck some dick in order to increase his mana level.

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Proof that the Christian God exists:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Zeitoun
>Our Lady of Zeitoun, also known simply as El-Zeitoun, Zeitun or rarely Our Lady of Light, was a mass Marian apparition that occurred in the Zeitoun district of Cairo, Egypt, over a period of 2–3 years beginning on April 2, 1968.
>The apparitions were also witnessed by President Gamal Abdel Nasser,[5] and captured by newspaper photographers and Egyptian television. Investigations performed by the police could find no explanation for the phenomenon. No device was found within a radius of fifteen miles capable of projecting the image, while the sheer number of photographs from independent sources suggests that no photographic manipulation was involved. Having been unable to produce an alternative explanation for the luminous sightings, the Egyptian government accepted the apparitions as true.[6]
>Estimates of the number of observers of the event vary greatly. Thousands were said to have flocked to the Church after the first announced occurrences of the phenomenon. Some claim the apparitions were seen by millions. Other sources estimate the figure at around 250,000 in total.
And the best the skeptics have to say is:
>Sociologists Robert Bartholomew and Erich Goode offer the Zeitoun apparitions as a prominent case of mass hysteria: “It appears that the Marian observers were predisposed by religious background and social expectation to interpreting the light displays as related to the Virgin Mary.”[9]
DUDE 250000 PEOPLE MASS HYSTERIA LMAO

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What a good usage of your time

That's because there are anti-blasphemy laws on the books in the hellhole you live in. Gay is not a religion, however.

Catholics aren't

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Actually we can't get into legal trouble for that. Maybe in the UK, but that's more about being an Anglo than being a Euro.

What about a new app for Gay Christians? Call it Christr

Great idea! Christianity really needs more faggots in the churches!