What is the perfect self-defense weapon?

as the title says : i got bullied recently
what is the most perfect one
or what should i do because he follows me on my way back home and he looks like a fucking 7 feet gorrilla which also half indian

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you should hire a group of gay-rapist-thug-drug-junkies to rape him ,video him and put it on a free porn website

any other ideas that are more possible?

get pepper spray and a knife, spray him if he follows you and use the knife for self defense when he inevitably comes to beat the shit out of you with his friends.

how about a stun gun combo with pepper spray and expandable baton?
1. spray him in the face
2. use the stungun in the back of the neck
3. finish off with the steel baton to the head

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A rape whistle is what you need

i think thats too much blood for the evidence

Throw gasoline on him and pull out a lighter to finish the job

cool

how about deodorant flame-thrower

an upper middle class gated community with private security

Don't use anything that can cut or kill.
Rape whistle and pepper spray is your best option.
Take up a combat sport for self-defense, but never stand up to a bully. That only work in cartoons. Avoid all conflict if possible.

a bat that's been drilled out to fit a shotgun barrel. could even make it pump action.

Don't arm yourself if you aren't prepared or capable of killing the person. Carrying a weapon you're not going to have the guts to use just means it will get taken off you and used against you in the end.

>half indian
Disguise yourself as a toilet

i mean that the fucking bully is half indian

Show him dominance and shit on his street

yeah. if you’re a toilet he won’t come near you. also, gun. just get a concealed carry permit and ducking shoot him if he attacks you. Or open carry a rifle if legal in your state. and if in texas, carry a sword.

A Microtech Knives Ultratech Double Action Auto OTF with double edge serrations and satin/stonewashed hardware

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