Housesitting for my gf

>housesitting for my gf
>smashed her dad’s xbox in rage
>theyre coming back in 3 hours

what the fuck do i do?

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why the hell would you do that?

Live with your choices and grow the fuck up.

Smash a few more things and claim Yoy fought off a burglar or something.

i was playing dark souls to pass the time (housesitting all day) and just flew off the handle raged and sledgehammered the xbox (it was in the garage don’t ask me why)

i have time to go buy a new one before they get back but will obviously cost me out the ass should i swallow my pride and do it?

Tell her dad that you broke the Xbox and that you will replace it. Apologize.
Then go to your gf and tell her that you need to break up to get your life in order because you are not in a healthy place for a relationship.
Then work on growing up.
Then

>getting angry at a video game means this much to you

lmao

i dont mind replacing it but cmon

They'll notice it happened, you'll still have to come up with an explanation for what happened.

I'd try to say I tripped on it or fell on it somehow and, yeah, apologize and replace it.

But jesus dude, get a handle on yourself. I don't know what's up with kids these days. In my day, you didn't even pound on your desk when your game wasn't going your way. You'd get the occasional kid who pounded the keyboard, but by and large they got caught doing that shit in school and scolded to fuck when they were like 7.

I think adding mic support to games is what fucked everything up. My 17-year-old kid brother is up all night shouting on the mic and pounding on his desk whenever something goes wrong. It's not like he's new to gaming either. He was one of those kids that got on the mic and whined, he should fucking know better than to embarrass himself on the mic.

I don't even like using voice chat honestly.

Yes, dumbass. Luckily an old unit with no HDD should be cheap at a pawn shop. Slap the HD in, recover the gamertag if you need to, say nothing and take this as a wake-up call.

Post a picture of the sledgehammered Xbox to here.

no i smashed it several times so the HD was fucked too

i buried it in the garden to cover my tracks

Swear to god this has to be a bait thread.

Buddy...

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Please be real and post proof

Fight them all

First you smash her dad's xbox, then you smash her dad in front of her to assert dominance.

please OP update us unless your shitposting, this honestly sounds like something i'd do like 3 years ago

Bury yourself in the garden

You're an idiot.

Getting mad at a game is one thing, breaking an entire fucking Xbox that isn't even yours is another.

Holy fucking shit user you need to grow up with your life.

Break up over phone and run the fuck out of there, if she knows your address and full name then Plan B. Smash a window and stab yourself say someone robbed the house and you defended it.

Blame the Jews?

>15 years from now
>dad goes to plant something
>digs
>finds the shattered remains of an Xbox