Brit/pol/: 3 AM Edition

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>Brexit meeting 'useful but frank', says Gregory Campbell
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-46821459

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>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8
youtube.com/watch?v=eHnwtkfX2k4

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE

>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
youtube.com/watch?v=bP1eXWIt-rE

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
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Bump

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got a job for the first time what am i in for.

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I-Im 21 and messed up a little, how can I possibly recover! There's no going back may as well end it now!

nonce

fuck off grandpa i've done all the drugs before my sweet 16

You'll feel miserable most often than not but you'll get money you can spend on weed, escorts and alcohol so there's that.
Go easy on the kid, quarter-life crisis is a thing.

my entire life is a crisis you fucking amateurs

He's just going through his existential crisis, we all went through one - part of growing up.

excuse you you fucking amateur

EATING CHICKEN GOUJONS WITH THIS ENCONA WEST INDIAN HOT SAUCE FUCKING LOVELY IT IS, GOT SOME FANTA TO WASH IT DOWN TOO YOU FUCKING GAY CUNTS

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we're onto you
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all the booze in the world but can only drink twice a week like some normie cuck

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Chicken fingers you mean.

check some past papers. if you can breeze them then pay for the tests.
you do realise you dont have to go back to Year 10, dont you?

you big virgin

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lads, i need to piss off a scouser (not eddie).
any spicy memes or funnies???

hillsborough

i wanted to be a bit more subtle

Say to him:
1 scouser 2 scouser 3 scouser 4
All lying dead on the Hillsborough floor

i dunno what am i the scouse whisperer

FUCK OFF, NONCES.

THIS DISH IS THE BEST

>putting wog juice on nice chicken

the state of you

>Can't handle hot sauce

if you can eat chilli you aren’t white

What are you, a wuss? I buy sometimes instant ramen with triple pepper hot sauce - it's great.

>I buy sometimes

ITS I SOMETIMES BUY HA

i knew you was a wog

>If you're not a woman who can't handle a itty bitty bit of pain you're a nigger!

you all just got trolled epic style

Damn, well played lad.

What do you like the most about this country, user? Please, no meme answers. Genuinely.

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Pakis out
Simple as

diversity

We take this for granted but most people here are very friendly, they say hello and good morning and ask about the weather and will apologize if they bump into you or if they blocked your path, and will always smile and thank you if you did something nice.

life's better when you're not going on Jow Forums and not paying attention to the news

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Her dirty feet, flabby arms and disgusting tits have made my life very much unbetter

you dont see her arms, face or feet when shes bent over in front of you or in that same exact position as pic . very fuckable imo

british girls seem very slutty. i like it.

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Why do women ruin their bodies.

it's a tactile experience

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I LIKE 'EM THICK! KEEP 'EM COMING!

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At least post beautiful countryside; you disgust me.

Iäm more interested in your city sluts.

You have beautiful blue-eyed estonian women, please leave our slags alone.

yes I do and it doesnt mean I need to limit myself with them

You have your own russian whores too!

He also has ur mum lol rekt

yes and you can come fuck them if you want. I just havent tried British girls and they look hot idk in person but I dont think much difference

Are they easy? Should I visit Estonia before we are out, still got a few months and free holidays - I imagine it's cold and covered in ice and snow right now?

yeah but i think there will be mental block since you dont speak Estonian except if you have money maybe and its not cold at all. i think in February the temps will go down but right now its really easy like max -10c if even that, in capital it shows 0c lol

Don't you guys learn English?

most Estonians are xenophobic and have big mental block against non Estonian speakers

Long live the eternal undefeated PM Theresa May.

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Can't be xenophobic to our girls here mate.

>xenophobic
not a real word

talking about when youäre in Estonia
yes it is

Your girls hate tourists, then? Well that blows.

She will fail and stumble her way to victory.

Means you're scared of xenomorphs

xenomorphphobic

Depends but its more mental block and i said if you have money i dont think you will have any issue.

Sounds good then, should I be careful not to get mugged?

REMINDER THAT EDDIE IS A COWARDLY NONCE

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Eddie is a mad lad hard cunt watch your words

stfu nonce

He'll touch you kids be quiet

Jokes on him I don't have any.

He'll rape you with his arse hole and fertilize a shitbaby in his gut, which he will then molest.

That so specific, did that actually happen?

Did it to me, sat on me cock and sucked me spunk out with a inverted fart. Shit out the shitbaby 8 and a half months later and molested it in front of me. Luckily it was dead because it was premature so it didn't have to suffer, thank God.

Can we save this thread?

No, it's doomed

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Thoughts?
Seems like England dropping Scotland would be a net gain, then the EU would want to be petty and take them in, but that would mean taking on yet another net drain for them.

wow that's pretty gross, eddie is a proper wrongun

Bump

would

Come here and give mummy a kiss before she goes to work!

*mwah*

I'm Scottish living in england and would happily wave goodbye if they chose to be Brussels pawns .
The Scottish nationalists are fucking scum and the people that voted them in are retatds

IM LE ULTIMATE TROLL

Good Morning

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can't be bothered making toast so i'm just eating bread

Is the antagonism towards the Sais based on actual economic or political concerns, or is it just "Fuck the English, we want away from them!"?

At 10.15, theres an interview with a dude who got mega cucked on Victoria Derbyshire. Gonna be spicy

victoria derbyshire is the last place on earth you'd want to discuss men's issues
vapid feminazi whore

The quick preview explained he has a bunch of kids then found out he has a genetic condition that makes him infertile. I cant wait to watch

Victoria will never blame a woman
She'll suggest the "father" needs to be more openly sensitive, admit his own toxic masculinity and then shame him for believing in the patriarchal construct of wanting to father your own children.

is it true that you get taxed more (on the same total earnings) for working two jobs?

No. some times the tax office fucks up and will tax you twice but you just inform them they are mongs and you will get a rebate

No, but they'll put you on max tax fir the first few months until they calculate your total income. You get in back at the end of the NEXT financial year.

Do cash in hand second jobs m8

Andy Murray officially scottish forever, british status revoked

lol pure crying like a woman. haggis btfo

i sneezed and farted at the same time and some shit came out

He can be a world champion again with one more operation: a sex change

sounds like you don't have long left
F

This. I love their looks of despair as roasties get destroyed in their sports by men. Reap what you sow.

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He's gonna concentrate on "I feel so sad because my children aren't mine!"

He should be concentrating on "MY FUCKING WIFE CHEATED ON ME AND LIED TO MY FACE FOR 20 YEARS"