Be you, walking home from work in the middle of the night

>be you, walking home from work in the middle of the night
>you’re by yourself, no one else is on the streets
>you hear quick, frantic footsteps behind you
>you turn around, and you see pic related staring dead at you and breathing heavily
>it starts walking towards you
What would you do, user?

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give him a hug

>be you, walking home from work
Haha no

So I'm in Brazil? I blend in and make him think I'm one of his own and start hooping and hollering and start throwing my feces at him, He'll get the hint that I'm Brazilian and properly fuck off

This. Kill yourself poorfag

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I'd ask him if he wants to get high
seriously you have no Idea how many times having pot has got me out of scary situations

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I'm just finishing my animu backlog then I'm off.

He seems to be one of these things that can't feel any pain whatsoever and has a ridiculous ammount of strength.

This video is as close to proof of theory for something I've long thought but had no way of testing.
>Humans did not evolve from apes
>Apes devolved from humans
For those in the dark read up on Genetic Entropy.
I am convinced that humanity is becoming more animalistic as time goes by, continually losing little bits of what makes us human and becoming more and more like the dumb beasts around us.
>niggers spent the last 4000 years sexually selecting for animalistic tendencies, losing their humanity
>what if some groups were the result of genetically modified hybridization of humans and animals, and then went wild
>tried to get opposable thumbs on their feet from monkeys
>became great apes

I won't lie to you anons, I'd scream like a fucking bitch and run.

Living situation is great, thanks for asking. I figured we’d have a couple of mentally unstable morons who’d miss the point of the thread, you’ve revealed yourselves.

Now leave, lol. I’m sure you’re told that everywhere you go, since nobody would ever want to socialize with you two. Don’t get all emotional and reply, just skip right to offing yourself, it was only a matter f time before you did.

Throw him a banana and play "despacito" to watch him dance.

Say hello to Alexandria

Evolutionists think this proves evolution

Surely it proved genetic entropy
>see my previous post

pull my vp40 and wait for his next move.

There's the Democratic Nominee for President in 2020 - Michelle Obama

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Oh so this is common in south america?

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This has already happened to me, those things run FAST. Fortunately I was in a car but even then I barely made it.

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>have developmental disorder
>try to have a bit of fun dancing by yourself
>normies mock you so you stop dancing and sit down
>autists also go online to mock you and call you subhuman
Why is this world so cruel?

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My ancestor :)

Post the Webm you nigger

about to post this
this is a common occurrence in countries with niggers I guess

Either that's fake as shit or he's on some kind of drug

>this is considered white in America

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And prepare for the ensuing struggle snuggle

A nigger?

>pull my walther ppk and give him all 6 .32acp slugs.
>new mag

Call Israel

never heard of this rapper

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I would legit assume a defensive stance and be ready to pop his shit. GTF away from me nigger.

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What if it's just a maxipad?

niggers are only aggressive if you're afraid around them. I always make sure I look them in the eye for about a second when passing, it lets them know you're not some bitch and they respect you for it.

True. Fuck you.

holy fuck burn it with fire