ITS HAPPENING

good, i hope they all butt fuck each other while mecca burns

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>An island will drift away...

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He's probably getting fucked in the ass by pig

>it's literally starting to get Biblical
I'm both delighted and frightened.

>ס

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hmmmm

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>implying modern kikery is a religion

Yes.

Gozer the Traveler wil come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Durring the rectification of the Vuldrenaii, the Traveler came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of coarse in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrix Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a gaint Slor! Many Shrubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the he-depths of the Slor that day I can tell you.

Are they dare I say it /ourinsects/?

>foretסld

Oy vey

so the turks are what?

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So, business as usual then?

Why don't they just release a bunch of frogs to get rid of the insects?

Check'em

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It was me.

/ourflies/

That actually sounds concerning, have a bump OP.

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Why is it weird that Turks are travelling to mecca?

Fuggg. Do I need to paint my front door now?

This has happened plenty of times there. Nothing new.

Time to repent

k.

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Post the Catholic world 50 years later.

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THUS SAITH THE LORD

Are they sure this wasn't just a group of Turks?

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owned!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111

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yo nice rick and morty meme

Lol locusts like in the Bible, God giving them a sign before time is up, they must accept Jesus, the only way to the Father. Wowowowowowow and INSIDE their place they worship a false god.

QURAN 7:133

فَأَرْسَلْنَا عَلَيْهِمُ الطُّوفَانَ وَالْجَرَادَ وَالْقُمَّلَ وَالضَّفَادِعَ وَالدَّمَ آيَاتٍ مُّفَصَّلاَتٍ فَاسْتَكْبَرُواْ وَكَانُواْ قَوْمًا مُّجْرِمِينَ

7:133 Thereupon We let loose upon them floods, and [plagues of] locusts, and lice, and frogs, and [water turning into] blood. Distinct signs [all]: but they gloried in their arrogance, for they were people lost in sin.

youtube.com/watch?v=h16OzKwvkKY

Saudi destruction SOON
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Neither do Jews. Jews worship Satan.

Christians on the other hand have Jesus Christ as our lord and savior, thus being under God's grace.

Wth those aren't even locusts, UK news sucks

LOL! SHITLAM BTFO
Fucking muslims love living in filth this was probably by design, on second thought.

Christians? You means the religion of 3 gods. There is no place in the world to come for the religion of 3 gods except hell.

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Others call them French

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The three gods are all the same and ultimately one god, though

Jesus is literally an idol in place of God, you can't submit to him. With out forfeiting your direct connection to God. As the Christian theology, literally assumes Jesus is God incarnate, and solely worthy of worship.

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You people will get destroyed.

Why stop at three?

Imam Mahdi soon akhi, prepare yourself.

So Jesus is God? Despite the Bible clearly delineating between him and Jehovah?

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Inshallah brother.

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seems like you dont know the bible as good as you think buddy

So China finally decided to remove kebab

You missed the part where the Israelites were supposed to follow God's commandments. The Israelites didn't hold their side of the bargain, so God sent Jesus Christ to fix the Jews' fuckups.

Autistic question.

Nope, it makes it pretty clear that they are the same.

>Hosea 11:9 I will not execute the fierceness of mine anger, I will not return to destroy Ephraim: for I am God, and not man; the Holy One in the midst of thee: and I will not enter into the city.
>Numbers 23:19 God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?

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No really, why stop at three? Maybe Mary is the 4th part?

Are you a salafi? If so kys out of my country
T. Paki

Holy shit that’s fucking epic. More locusts to Mecca please. Thanks Germoney, best thing I seen all year.

>quoting old testament
>where jesus wasn't a man yet

back to bible study you go

That'd not very Christian of you.

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Looks like the Turks arrived for the haaj.

Well I've dabbled in it for some time during religious study in uni. So I can say I have some grasp on the Biblical literature. With that out of the way, there's a clear implication in the Bible. That delineates between Jesus and God, as if the two were one. They'd be phrased interchangeably, but yet they aren't. As the terminology used to describe Jesus, is reminiscent of a description given to some fathers son. With God in this context, being described as the literal father for some reason.

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England is a kaffir country. Are you secular or muslim? Are you loyal to shariah or the UK gov?

>where jesus wasn't a man yet
According to 3 in 1 christians he was in heaven. He was there since the genesis.

WTF speak English.

>mecca is full of turkish pilgrims

shocker, wow

Mecca was always full of insects.

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abb = my Father
rabb = my Lord
almost as if someone changed a letter

I don't have to, this paki will understand.

Relax Paki bro, I'm secular in nearly all regards except for my religious beliefs. Which I follow very persistently, but tamely.

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Kek

>I'm secular in nearly all regards except for my religious beliefs
What do you mean by this? Voting is kufr.

Based frog

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This. How can you be 'secular except for religion'?

i bet... did this

No, that's from the 1984 Ghostbusters (the only one that matters) scene, and classic line that has been around since before the internet was around. Go choke on a horse's cock you less than worthless newfag.

That's some hard newfaggery. Extreme newfaggery. Honestly, just remove yourself from the internet permanently. Holy fucking newfags. Even redditfags would understand that script.

>What do you mean by this

Something along the lines of passive worship, coupled with enabling free thought that fits within the guide lines of the Islamic moral system.

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Good plan, they colonized France already might aswell put them to good use

hook, line and sinker
mutt smoothbrains are just so easy

>Passive worship
So you don't pray then. Found the kuffar

kek
fuck muslims and fuck their jewish overlords

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>passive worship
What does that mean?
>free thought that fits within the guide lines of the Islamic moral system
Like fiqh and aqeedah related things?

That's one helluva backpedal. Is that how you ride you bike as well?

I pray, and do all the other things that is expected for a muslim to do. But just passively, as in I do it privately with out interrupting the lives of others. While also making sure this system of worship doesn't impede on my daily routine.

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Weird answer. I'll assume you're not then, normally salafis do get evasive but never heard one say they're secular except for their religious belief (hopefully someone will point out the contradiction)
Ey you're not so dumb for a Somali. Just don't stink out my mosque with your nigger stench and we're good my dude.
The fuck kind of questioning is that? Kys off a roof

Hippity Hoppity fuck allahs property.
Based crusading insects, I always knew that the 20 I sent to promote Christianity in China would pay off!

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>While also making sure this system of worship doesn't impede on my daily routine.
It should be a priority. Do you make up missed prayers at least?

Oh fuck Turkey invaded Saudi Arabia?

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE SWARMING OF THE CUBE

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barlevi sufi detected

>Just don't stink out my mosque

Said the cross bred poo, and we generally stick to ourselves famalam. So don't worry about it.

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What's out of the ordinary about that? We Muslims are not meant to be obtrusive like Salafis think. So what Islamic school of thought do you follow? I have only known one somali as a mate years ago and I always considered him an outlier as he did maths at uni and was generally a cool guy.