Why are Australians so OBSESSED with Booze???

Tell me you Aussies?
You shrimp on the barbies you!

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It helps them forget they are in Australia

we'll probably get rid of australia day for another abo apology day in a couple of years anyway
who cares

Gods gift to the world was alcohol and only Europeans and East Asians can process it properly, so we embrace it like all euros should

>donkey
>literally gay kangaroo with 4 legs

How is this different than an average American event?

Mate, Booze gives us a certain freedom.
Look mate, we work fkn hard at our jobs cunt.
We work for the man (or should I say woman, yeah we're a fucking puritanical bunch and we tow the fucking line when it comes to all this liberal/feminist bullshit, 9 to 5, mon to fri, ok mate?)
And the fkn weekend gives us blokes some fkn hard earned respite to fkg breath (get me cunt?) And we just wanna fkn relax bro!
Alcohol gives us the ease and freedom of lowered inh9bitions to fkn say what's on our fkn minds for once (yeh cunt?)
We don't usually get that liberty when we gotta answer to the man.
The weekend is when Australia REALLY gets down CUNT.
That's when we drop the suit n tools and speak our minds.
It's the time when we approach that sheila we love and spit it out.
It's when we get laid.
It's when we get real.
And our bitches fkn love it.
Fuck you and ur puritanism.
Booze is Aussie asf and here to stay, cunt.
Aussie! Aussie! A7ssie!

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Fkn rice burning faggot

Based and baitpilled

>why are drunken exiled criminals obsessed with drinking?

Fuck off gook

we like to have fun

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Fkn got me there mate.
Sorry bro.
It's just I'm a white Aussie born guy.
But my parents moved overseas when I eas born, so I grew up in SE Asia.
Coming back to Australia at 14 was tough.
I was never raised Aussie.
I never got to experience it.
I was bullied coz I didn't know how to fit in.
But no hard feelings8ngs mate, I get it.
I just wanted some more insight into the Aussie spirit so I can be a true blue, ya know?
Honest to God mate, I just wanna fit in and take my place as an Aussie.
It's been so hard for me adjusting.
I just want to be a real Aussie.

>East Asians

Kek. You mean apart from a third of them who go bright fucking red after the first sip.

>Australians so OBSESSED with Booze
You misspelled drunk-ass Russians

STFU yank.
You don't get it.
This b8 is aimed at my Aussie brothers coz

Have you never drunk with a jap before? they tank like champs

Mate, answer me

Oh sorry dude I just scrolled passed your post.
My bad.
To tell you the truth I wasn’t born in aus either.
I was raised in goa India and never experienced Australian culture.
But I always wanted to be part of it, I could feel it in my blood.
So I studied medicen for a long time so I could come back.
And I got a job in Alice springs and now I’ve embraced Australia culture!
Very fun very ozzy?

You India bro?
I just applied for ADF.
parents are proud. Highlight of my life.
Hope I'll be fine, but if not w/e lol

Na dude I’m a white Aussie pure blood.
Just raised in India, moved when I was little for business.
But now I hang out with the aborigines and the Indonesian boys at the adf base.
Ozzi ozzi ozzi oy oy oy

Lol ur like me.
never belonged.
Never even dated an Aussie gal.
Spent my teens hanging out with indians, fucking asian bitches, and being a pariah.
I would trade it all in to touch my roots; I never really had any.
Maybe the Army will teach me.
I just wanna breed a decent Aussie girl and have white Aussie children.
I appreciate my roots from the outside; a perspective born n bred Aussies know nothing about.

Yeah well I’ve been traveling around sea.
To indo, Vietnam, tai ect and been exploring myself there.
Lots a stuff but the adf is cool dude
To serve Australia and our allies in America and Israel’s great.
It’s my fall back

Fuck Israel and those fucking filthy kike faggots.
I don't bleed for them.
14.88 ride or die.
I burned out of uni - - alienation, didn't like alcohol, depression etc.
So ADF is my next best thing.
Can't fail there. Hope it works out for me.
Gotta learn how to fight.
Some day those insectoid chinks are gonna come to collect their ill-gotten (((COLLATERAL)))
And I can't wait to give it to them from the barrel of a Austeyr.

NIGGERS

Fuck you faggot

wew

Dude, gotta keep this alive.
It's important.
Moй Пoлcкий дpyг.

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Fuck u burger

no problem

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Lol sweet burger revenge.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Ultimately an Aussie will troll you, eventually...
We are the undisputed kangz of shitposting.
watch ur back muh man.