How do you tell a girl that she's fat and should eat less to become more fuckable?

How do you tell a girl that she's fat and should eat less to become more fuckable?

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Don’t, because it’ll never be taken in a good way.

The fuck do you care anyway?

just like that? who is she anyways?

I don't know, I just think she was way more fuckable back then.
She's an ex, we broke up in good terms 7 years ago and we still hit it off when we chat. We're not thinking about getting back together but it seems life will let us have an extra affair come winter. She's put on some wight though, and I'd rather she didn't cause she was heavy enough back when we were dating.

So she’s nobody to you. Don’t tell her anything, retard.

Umm, she's the girl I'm gonna fuck in the holidays, that counts in my book at least. We were also friends way before we hooked up, so yeah I might care a little more than some stranger would.

She’s not gonna drop a bunch of weight just for you in time for your booty call. Get over yourself, bro.

Your choices are tell her and have her cut you off completely or keep your mouth shut and try not to say anything colossaly stupid as that. Only one leads to getting any.

Id fuck a fat gurl if shes cute idk it depends on her face.

Before the weight gain she had the face of a semen demon. Some on there must be a way to brainwash a chick into doing a water fast or something, you guys are no help!