OI M8

Did you guys know you could make a chemical substance to burn metal bars from grated cheese because it contains fake chemicals that when mixed with lighter fluid turn very hot or even pop like a small bomb if you have a whole jar of it?

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Cheese is serious business.

sorry, what?
metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/council-bans-cheese-toasties-stop-motorbike-gangs-8325212/

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it ain't easy being cheesy

The A.I running the British Government isn't programmed very well.

>calling grilled cheese a cheese toastie

Fucking bongs

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why do brits have weird names for shit?
>cheese toasty
it's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich.
we call it that, because you put a slice of cheese between 2 slices of bread and grill it, hence it is a cheese sandwich that has been grilled, grilled cheese sandwich.

How is social behavior anti-social?

Cause having food for those who can't afford the Caviar is just dangerous.

when cheese toasties caused a biker gang epidemic and destroy my country. Nice isekai

oh my, this is getting really retarded

are you trying to tell me that i can build a bomb with lighter fluid and parmesan cheese?

>toasties
do Brits actually say this

I guess the logic is that once you grill the bread it becomes toast and therefore it's no longer a sandwich

bouncy .gif or gtfo

Did you mean to say "grilled cheese"? Can Canada do anything fucking right?

but lots of sandwiches are made that way, BLTs for example.

Hell yeah dude

Enriched, diverse, progressive, woke.

So these assholes went from some of the scariest killers on the planet to a bunch of pantywaist homos in just over a hundred years?

OI STOPE IN DE NAME-AH SHARIAR LORE

TIS A CROIM AGINST 'EWMANITY

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Anti social means anti society, not and opposition to socialization.

It's actually a toasted cheese. You fry the bread on a frypan, you don't throw it on a grill. Regardless, I live in the states and everyone in my county calls it a Cheese Toasty.... Just my county though....

Post your most based and redpilled loicense memes Jow Forums

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OI YA GOT THE DOCCIES FOR THAT TOAST CHEESE M8?

That's my point, they are shut down because they're not doing what someone deems normal? They're being social animals like every other human in the world is or wants to be...

Is that the new chicken tendies?

Bongs, this is getting out of hand...

>to stop the formation of motorcycle gangs

Holy shit shit what the fuck not the cheese toasties you have got to be having a giggle m80

Better get all my motorcycle friends together to form a group to vanguard the end of the ban on motherfucking cheese toasties

This is why you never give up your empire. You become a bitch.

you can't make this shit up
>They’ve previously been allowed to sell cold food and drinks, but have now been told they won’t be allowed to sell cheese toasties over fears of the food’s links to bad behaviour. Woman's bizarre illness means she can't hear men's voices Councillor Claire Hiscott also believes it will ‘lure’ children into skiving off school.
>She said: ‘It’s right next to Orchard School, which is a challenging school that sometimes has a problem with keeping kids in school. ‘They have to have patrols of staff to make sure kids don’t walk off site. The lure of a food concession may encourage kids to take a little walk.

Yes. You can even down a plane if you have a lighter and there's low-grade cheese in the kitchen section.

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>cheese toasty
I thought it was called cheese on toast?

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Don't be a sleaze
Bin that cheese

Kill the British.

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shit, i'll never be able to fly commercial again after this

kek'd

ignore this part
>Woman's bizarre illness means she can't hear men's voices

>British motorcycle gangs meet up for faggoty "cheese toasties"
>Sandwich banned
And I think England couldn't get any gayer.

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why are britbongs such fucking faggots?
>tfw no sissy bong bf to make you a CHEESE TOASTIE

>ukraine
I don't blame you for your wish it's in your blood.

FUcking bongs trying to force the english language into planned obsolescence so they can sell the loicenses to english 2 like a fucking apple device.

Haha, do biker gangs in Europe eat a lot of grilled cheese or something? I really can't think of a less bad ass food. Here they just drink beer and smoke meth.

I thought the same thing user. Strange times we live in

I wish the GMP would get involved with a Truck of Peace.

>Councillor Claire Hiscott said: "It’s right next to Orchard School, which is a challenging school that sometimes has a problem with keeping kids in school.

>"They have to have patrols of staff to make sure kids don’t walk off site. The lure of a food concession may encourage kids to take a little walk.

>"The school has made a lot of effort to encourage healthy eating. We have problems with childhood obesity.

>"Historically we had antisocial behaviour, not just motorbikes, from young adults gathering with alcohol and causing a disturbance.

Talks about not wanting kids to be lured away by cheese toasties hence the decision. Off hand mention motorbikes being a problem in the past. Headlines run with toasties ban to get rid of motorbike gangs.

Day of the rope for this journalists cant come soon enough. Such blatant word twisting.

>cheese toasties
just nuke britain

American grammar in action.

Grilled cheese, bong fag

I'm not Ukrainian. Slit your faggot throat British cuck.

>Fake chemicals

No such thing

Uk is so shameful

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eek9GtSJHX8

In 2 weeks someone will do it. I bring this up because I had a vision of a plane going down. Namely because someone burned a big enough hole in the bathroom wall of a plane that caused too much turbolence when it was knocked down with a few kicks.

UK - Germany flight, black dude.

>it's real
wtf i'm a yellow vest now

This has to be the slipperiest slope I've ever seen.
A fucking cheese sandwich will lead to gang activity.

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When English people are pushed too far by their government and the people revolt, the whole world is changed forever.

> They were not easily moved,
> They were icy -- willing to wait
> Till every count should be proved,
> Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Global socialist government would have taken hold and plunged the world into 1000 years of despair, but we were saved by the eternal symbol of freedom and humanity: the grilled cheese sandwich.

Read the ingredients and this
foodbeast.com/news/youve-been-eating-parmesan-cheese-made-with-wood-and-never-even-knew-it/

Well you sure fucking look like 1

Powdered non-diary coffee creamer works too.

What the fuck ? Why is it the problem of a private business if some bumfuck nigger kids of a school "wander off" when there even is a watch so they dont ?

And how does this correlate with the formation of motorcycle gangs ?

Is this the 1984 double think / speak they warned about ?

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or get some fake cheese from the fridge and test it

1. It‘s called a grilled cheese sandwich.

2. What the fuck do grilled cheese sandwiches have to do with motorcycle gangs?

Just change the sign from cheezy toasty to grilled cheez. Problem solved.

This is why pol cant have nice things

>You'll never be in the hells Angels and end your days relaxing with the boys in the roughest bar in town bonding over some grilled cheese.

Fuck this gay earth

Hello fellow Mutt, are you aware the American passport is one of the most powerful in the world and you can go literally anywhere except the DPRK with it?

Wot you dont know what a bingi-boingy is??

>They were previously licensed to sell cold food and drinks but cheese toasties will now be banned, as it is feared they draw in kids who behave badly.

>they draw in kids who behave badly.

LOL What?

what's wrong with british ppl

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What's the problem? There's toast involved too

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don't tread on cheese

>Absolute Melts

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Anywhere people might gather to discuss narratives not in line with the party are "anti-social" to the authoritarian. Social policies that dissuade people from talking normally is a good way to prevent protests or opposition from forming. Just ask China.

Im from Bristol. ITS THE GAYEST PLACE ON EARTH

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Coffee creamers aren't allowed in prisons anymore and I think they changed the ingredients of the new ones so they can't be used as that

>Have problems with school attendance
>"wow its liek the kids don't respect us or something!"
>I KNOW LETS BAN CHEESIE TOASTIES
>you mean grilled cheese sammich?
>NO CHEEEEEEEEEEESIE TOOSTIEEEEEEES
>why exactly?
>BECAUSE OF THE BIKER GANGS AND HOODLUMS
>whut?

post images of your cute feet

Privacy is a meme.

It’s what they call a grilled cheese. Someone will undoubtedly say they’re not the same... but they are.

Lol based

Are there some traditional English dishes that we could call racist and get banned? Bangers and mash are the new grilled cheese.

That's satire, m8. Look at the twitter.

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It quote Archie Bunker, England is a fag country. Their entire society is based on a kind of a Fagdom.

Filthy hippies with their hot sandwiches.

Crack, that's OK, but grilled cheese is just degenerate.