PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHUT LONGEST EVER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts Border Security Roundtable 1/11/19
c-span.org/video/?456900-1/
>VP Pence/DHSSec Nielsen speak to US CBP 1/11/19
c-span.org/video/?456894-1/
>TrumpTV "Weekly" Update (Lara) 1/11/19
youtu.be/2gRRmqrwS70
>TrumpTweet: Oath of Office 1/11/19
youtu.be/1f0jyvFIE7Y
>TrumpTweet: From the Southern Border 1/10/19
youtu.be/1JTpJq6e8eE
>Pres Trump on Hannity 1/10/19
youtu.be/3h7OAlETfaY
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 1/10/19
youtu.be/CBay7VZsN9Q
>Pres Trump departs TX 1/10/19
youtu.be/JF3PyjlJ-g4
youtu.be/ahFeuXlbqH0
>Pres Trump meets w/Border Patrol Agents @Border 1/10/19
youtu.be/H02B6SkI5OI
>Pres Trump Round Table on Border Security 1/10/19
youtu.be/P8FBbsw_lHI
>Pres Trump arrives in McAllen TX 1/10/19
youtu.be/tioLtToXXDQ
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews 1/10/19
youtu.be/Sb3fZu5pD-8
>Pres Trump speaks before departing WH 1/10/19
youtu.be/dCOsXL8Tzlo
>SoS Pompeo speech in Cairo Egypt 1/10/19
dvidshub.net/video/653999/
>TrumpWave: Crisis of the Soul 1/9/19
youtu.be/F-UaGPnYLig

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edition.cnn.com/2019/01/10/health/us-fertility-rate-replacement-cdc-study/index.html
nytimes.com/2018/12/23/us/womens-march-anti-semitism.html
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that's a very weird way of phrasing that headline

Will democrats end canine racism in 2020?

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Reminder to report the split!

Also reminder to AWOO!

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Awooing!

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WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?

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TRUMP IS SECURING A FUTURE FOR WHITE CHILDREN

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>shut longest ever
Drudge, what?

I would very much like to thank the mods for deleting the cancer splits

>Only a partial shutdown
>"Longest Ever"
C'mon. Were all the rest partial too?

Is it just me or are candidates announcing their campaigns earlier than normal?

Don't they usually not start announcing until the summer?

>tfw no pregnant wife

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Old news

Gimme something more recent

the kike droop is affecting his brain and typing

NO BAD GOY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP HAVING CHILDREN

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>thank the mods

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It is fucking over.

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Yeah

It's gonna be a fucking shitshow unless someone manages to take control of the DNC

How do they even figure this out? do they count all the babies born as reported by hospitals?

obviously, but it was still pretty funny desu. if i were perry i would unironically use that as decal

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Owaa

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>mfw not awoo'ing about getting pregnanted

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>cartoon bobblehead

Her head isn't that big, don't be mean to the poor girl

Hello fellow nigger entertainment enthusiasts, please update me on the niggerball and apehoop maymays. Anyone see that latest netflix thing while slaying the lewks? wubalabadubdub *vapes* gaymer black girlfriend soon. Vote democrat *eats copious amounts of taco bell*.

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Why was Obama's so short and limp?

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>Perry and his niggas go to the meeting dressed like a fuckin demon horde

They took 0.05 seconds away from jerking off to the black cock threads. it's an effort and I appreciate it

as long as everything is to good, won't be any problem. but messing with peoples money, is a treaty violation so to speak.

Hello /ptg/, you glorious mother-fuckers
>TN checking in

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>How do they even figure this out?
There's a fair amount of guesswork in it.

That is fake news. Everyone know's Michelle Obama has the bigger penis.

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Nah, compare to 2008.

Every baby gets a birth certificate that lists their ethnicity and a social security number. It's all in a database that the government keeps, so just have to count them for the year.

It links to a fake news website that gets its story from a non-existant story.

>the state of dumb niggers on Jow Forums

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Good!
We might have to put this one down

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Hello TN!
youtube.com/watch?v=2Bd5dBZpsDI

Bigger than Barack's, of course, but he liked to take it up the ass.

>“Since that conversation, we’ve all learned a lot about how while white Jews, as white people, uphold white supremacy, ALL Jews are targeted by it,” Ms. Mallory said in a statement to The New York Times.

>The allegations of anti-Semitism are particularly painful because Women’s March organizers made a commitment from the beginning to work across racial and religious lines, and to be led by what they considered the most “marginalized” women.

>Now Women’s March activists are grappling with how they treat Jews — and whether they should be counted as privileged white Americans or “marginalized” minorities

haha

Howdy TN.
My wife says those words. I'm not letting her go.

The fucking double-think of kikes is amazing.

kek

>I love you and will never cheat on you with a slant eyed leaf.

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why would my social show my race on it? isn't just showing what number I am?

>white jews
no such thing, it's like saying white niggers or white chinks

AWOOGA~

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you might make them actually do something, you don't wana do that.

>expecting the people who still fall the moor's ruse cruise and along with shenanigans from the other fake tweet user to read beyond a screenshot of a headline

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>Hello fellow weeb entertainment enthusiasts, please update me on the pedotoons and figurine maymays. Anyone see that latest flavor of the month thing while pineapple the lewks? nico nico *sharpens katana* DRM locked gaming hapa girlfriend soon. Vote libertarian *eats copious amounts of wasabi*.

bretty gud

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lol

*get up and do something

when you're on mission that will destroy an establishment of over two centuries there's no better way to look

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>>“Since that conversation, we’ve all learned a lot about how while white Jews, as white people, uphold white supremacy, ALL Jews are targeted by it,” Ms. Mallory said in a statement to The New York Times.
>>Now Women’s March activists are grappling with how they treat Jews — and whether they should be counted as privileged white Americans or “marginalized” minorities
JEWS AREN'T WHITE.

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Arguably a mischling counts. The pure kikes clearly don't.

Thanks, Chinkers
Awoo

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lol

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>doing it for free

Resorting my image folders today, ran across this gem. Never forget how bad things were and could have been.

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here are real fertility stats cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr68/nvsr68_01-508.pdf
spoiler. it was down in every US state in 2017 for white women

is anyone ever going to grow some balls and build the fucking wall

The food bank has tendies, I presume. Poor airport jannies on the TSA...

Imagine working without pay, fucking kek

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What gets is not that people on this dumb website fall for fake garbage news, not that they spread it as if its truth, but when actual truth is shared, they disregard it as 'fake' because it comes from a legacy news outlet (New York Times, Washington Post etc) and they don't like the story.

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looks like a perfect time to sneak box cutters onto a plane

Given that the feds admit more employees are skipping work, it's hard to believe that everything's humming along normally - unless workers are lowering security standards to get more people through the line quickly.

But, that, of course, is something the feds insist they would never, ever do.

Trump should refuse to sign for funding for the TSA

Drudge is a worthless faggot.

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TSA has more discipline than the FBI, embarrassing.

Ah yes, virtue signalling for the poor federal employees, starving after one missed paycheck
really takes a special kind of stupidity and financial illiteracy

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It's odd thing: when RT uses agents former or current to guide narrative it is propaganda and evil, but when US MSM hires truckload of former agents it's ???

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Make white babies!

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???

Does seriously anyone named "Castro" have a chance to become the president in America? Isn't it really bad for optics with people who aren't full blown commies?

TSA are mostly niggers.

If it's so bad for them then the Democrats could solve it by just giving Trump his wall

Sup. I am designing shirts for my county Young Republican club.

Should the logo go on the left chest or the right chest?

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i will not kill inucent peples.

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Your birth certificate shows your race.

Finances are never taught in HS
Also this

Don't dox yourself or your organization, retard.

>Make white babies

In 2017, among the 50 states and the District of Columbia, total fertility rates ranged from a rate of 2,227.5 births per 1,000 women in South Dakota to 1,421 per 1,000 women in DC, a difference of 57%, according to the report, published Thursday.

Overall, the total fertility rate for the United States in 2017 was 1,765.5 per 1,000 women, which was 16% below what is considered the level needed for a population to replace itself: 2,100 births per 1,000 women, according to the report.

The report also showed differences in total fertility rates by race:

> Among non-Hispanic white women, no states had a fertility rate above the replacement level; among nvon-Hispanic black women, 12 states did; and among Hispanic women, 29 states did.

Nobody is fucking white women.

edition.cnn.com/2019/01/10/health/us-fertility-rate-replacement-cdc-study/index.html

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wtf, I love fascist rectal gropers now

these old manga are really something

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>my waifu Tulsi launched her campaign.

Nigga I would be doxxing myself if I posted my name or account details.

Wtf is wrong with naming my organization. We are officially chartered by the Kern County Republican central committee and we have been for 40 years

Your (((legacy))) media lies all the time. They lie by omission, they disguise opinion pieces as news, and sometimes they outright lie, you disgusting jew parasite. Why should anyone take them seriously, (((Fox))) included?

They're asking for Meme War II.

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You're an absolute retard, I could go dig up names or find you from here now. If I ran around saying you were associated with nazis or some bullshit you'd be in big trouble. How stupid are you/

>muh big black shutdown

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>Gimme something more recent
Globalists won, Zionists lost. Project Israel will fail without a new Haavara agreement.

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There was a news report about FBI agents not showing up for work, not sure if true.

>Your dog is black!
>Is it?
The first guide dog was actually a German Shepherd

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>11:59:59

nytimes.com/2018/12/23/us/womens-march-anti-semitism.html

This is the source. Actually a good article, the leaders of the womens march are unironic anti semites

> the fucking MODEL IS FAT
Absolute state of Americans.

I mean,

just

wow.

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Either it's actually Trump, or this is the greatest larp of all fucking time

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I took a personal finance in my high school class. It was an elective though and not mandatory. It's not heavily pushed by the school system.

kek

This is a false flag dox like the "deaf california judge"

yep, these same tsa agents are buying designer clothes and going out to eat every night