How do I get my dad to fear me?

Hey Jow Forums I need your help.


My dad is kind of an asshole, and I'm really beginning to hate him.


I want him off my back, but no matter what I do, it's "never enough".
I can't make him happy or satisfy his shitty expectations for him to leave me the fuck alone.
The problem is, he's 6'0" and over 250 and a former Marine. I'm 5'9" and 145.
How do I get him to fear me and/or fuck off without putting my life in danger?

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>a former Marine
>vs someone who complains about his dad on Jow Forums
Either way, film and post results dood

He will always hate you.

Oh man poor father.

Live in his house - play by his rules.

Want to be free of him? Get a job, earn money, move out and do what you want.

OP= massive faggot

Masturbate on him when he sleeps while you are all covered in piss and shit , he won't talk to you again

the fact that you still believe that fear is the thing that can solve your problem is the exact reason why you won't be able to free yourself

Two problems:

1) I'm working, but it's not enough to move out and I have no friends to move in with.


2) As much as I like the masturbation plan, I'm a girl.
It wouldn't work.

He won't ever fear you. You don't want him to fear you. You want him to respect you.

He's a former marine so this goes double for him. You need to show him you're independant and trustworthy. That you got your shit together. That won't happen untill you move away from home for a couple of years. I assume you're in HS right now. Basically whatever you do he puts off as "just kids stuff" or "just doing the bare minimum". You can have straight As, but all he sees is that you're just going to school like any other kids. The fact that you're doing great in school is secondary.

You got 2 options:
1) roll with it, wait it out and gtfo
2) get into some extra stuff: sports, gym, volounteer somewhere. This might show him that you're trying to better yourself and approach life from different angles.

Fuck his woman.

Simple drink 500ml of vodka and rage on until he will put you onto Anonymous Alcoholics help group

Slit your wirsts in front of him. That would make him feel you don't fear physical pain or basicly anything.

He didn't ask him to be born you fucking retard. He brought you to this world, so either he is capable enough to rise happy and resourceful human or live with his failure under the roof to the end of his days.

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Stop seeking his approval. Do everything you possibly can and tell him that it's all your gonna do. Either that or follow in his footsteps and become a marine as well. Nothing would make him happier and free college, so

This fag hit it on the head bud. As a marinefag I have certain expectations of people around me, and once my son isn't just a baby that just eats, shits and pisses all day, I'll have expectations of him also. One of the biggest things that pisses me off is when you don't do the shit you're supposed to do, and have to be told all the time. Do what is expected of you, when it's expected and he'll get off your ass and show you some respect. It'll take a bit, but it'll happen. If you keep on the way you're going, he'll probably cut ties and forget about you, cause that's what I would do with useless fags.

If he escalates the situation, tell him there will come a day where you can hit him harder than he will ever be able to hit another human being again and that you reap what you sow. Remain calm amd keep eye contact the whole time. Make sure he knows what happens now follows you into adulthood if it really is that bad. Ask him who he thinks will take care of him towards the end and if he believes moving out and having distance will change your memories of both being provided for and being unloved and increasingly unable to feel anything but anger, fear, and anxiety as years have gone on under his roof.

Consider faking a stress induced psychotic disorder, blame him. Get held in a behavioral ward and talked to, be honest yet a good liar and emphasize the voices only come to you when under extreme stress or what you feel is abuse and that while you have no intent to act on what they say, they want you to harm your father and teach him a lesson to protect you. So long as you indicate no clear intent to badly hurt him or yourself, you will not be held.

Alternatively get a job and fuck off out of there, you bum.

seconding this

if OP wants to live by his own rules he should get his own life and stop being a parasite.

Join the army

Fuck all that. Work hard, move out, and ghost him. I don't wish cancer on my dad or anyone, but I surely won't be there when it comes out of remission to devour him. Don't know about yours, but my dad would neglect to teach or explain anything to me, then reprimand me for failing to meet his expectations. Haven't talked to him in 10 years, and it's fine. He still has other family to keep him going.

Btw, you don't need friends as roommates. Just get on craigslist and look at the roommates wanted, or rooms for rent.

Lol, this. Then, call him a leatherneck faggot.

Thanks Jow Forums

Imma try this shit tomorrow