The Absolute State of America

That's shelter food, leaf.

can i buy it with food stamps?

LMAO jealous syrup mexican

27 lbs of ((((Sodium))))

>20 years
bull fucking shit they are saying that gay shit based on some tiny cup that equals a serving. that wouldn't last me one year let alone 20 what the fuck have they been smoking? jesus christ fucking news people are retarded.

Much better than MREs.

(((Yoni Blumberg)))

Exactly what I thought. When the war comes, their families will be fine while the man fights the communist filth.

That's the shelf life.

surely you cant be this dumb?
>haha im only trolling bro
i dont believe you

I'd likey buy a few...

20 years.

Are you stupid? People buy this for prepping, not regular meals.

>leaf doesn't have a stockpile of tasty rations
>leaf doesn't have a stockpile of guns and ammo
Embarrassing to be frank.

Absolute State ....The fact Burgers have something called “shelter food”

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After being exposed to air?? So you can open it and take some out and close it and it's fine for 20 years??

its not called shelter food faggot thats just what some people would buy it for most people buying it will probably finish the whole tub in a week

When the U.S. collapses and you can't get your food from Walmart, you'll be sorry.

I'll be in the woods, shoving pinecones up my ass and enjoying my mac&cheese.

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Well don't fucking eat it once then wait 10 years to eat the rest.

It has a shelf life of 20 years you absolute fucking retard

>that wouldn't last me one year let alone 20
Oh dear god user. The shelf-life waill LAST FOR 20 YEARS. It's not a claim of 20 years worth of servings.

Fucking shit, please tell me you're shitposting.

GOY CATTLE MUST BE FATTENED BEFORE HARVEST

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why the fuck would i keep 27 pounds of mac n cheese on my shelf its going on my stove top and in my mouth faggot

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How much does it cost in Canada?

>paying >$3/lb for food

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You'll fucking eat that in a day and starve you fat fuck.

Good for survial prep, most of the reason shit like this exists is for that sole purpose.

mom?

I'd buy that just to simplify my grocery shopping. I could survive off of that for a couple months probably. $90 is a steal.

>20 year shelf life
>apocalyptic happens
>you break out the special Mac and Cheese for your sons special bday dinner
>moldy
>can't even bring it back to Costco for your money back

it wont last 20 years. plastics breath and water and air get in over time. if it was canned maybe you could pitch 20 years but only if it was freeze dried. i can guarantee that it also has some oil in its make up because of the cheese and even synthetic cheese has oil so lets say 2 years tops. anything with oil wont last more than 2 years typically

Dunno, how long will it take you to eat it all?

Only richfags buy this shit.
Real Canadians buy instant noodles in bulk.

The pasta can easily last 20 years if stored well (no moisture), as it's low in fat and doesn't oxidize. But anything that contains fat will not last even half a decade once exposed to oxygen, as it'll oxidize and go rancid.
Sounds like you can just fill up a plastic bucket with macaroni pasta and a few silica packets and put it somewhere cool - wa la, "20 year" macaroni.

That's a great deal retard.

>implying mold can’t be used to make antibiotics

Is this available at costco.ca

People seem to be missing the fact that a lot of small restaurants but from costco.
Not saying you cant stash this in your emergency food stash, but this is just regular food service size.

u could make this urself for $20

It would last you a month.

Obese and burgerpilled

$10,000

The real question is, what is the in-store price of this in Canada?

Last week I had stove top stuffing that had expired 3 years ago, tasted good and no one even knew.

With proper storage pasta lasts indefinitely.

MRE's don't come in cans dumbass

>restaurant
>pre-made macaroni
What kind of a "restaurant" would do this? The pre-made quick stuff is simulated cheese-flavor milk powder ingredients and plain pasta.

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civil war coming

But it's why we'll still be around after the happening. America is cancerous af, but it's so geographically and culturally well-situated. And even after the bombs drop, America will survive via all the preppers spread across the countryside.

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chink buffets.

Or $2 a serving, you absolute brainlet

You'd probably need to spend another $40-$50 on chemicals to douse it in so it doesn't rott in a week.

The absolute state of America ... Pentagon thought MRE omelette lung was edible, even with mini-tobasco.

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>Literally anyone eating what a food producing company calls a "serving".

6 GORILLION loonies.

The cheese should be in a separate tub? You still need milk and butter, no?

If you're starving to death and you found that tub you would love your new found mac and cheese.

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>He doesn't have guns, ammo, medicine, food, potable water, and trade good stored up in a shelter for when society collapses
Nice knowin ya, leaf

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>Canadicuck arguing with an amerilard over serving size.

I thought we were supposed to be the fat fucks

Lol, you checking the prices for your grocery trip across the border?

20 years unopened is nice and all, but how long does it last once the seal is broken and not refrigerated? Loses the prepper appeal if your 27 pounds of mac and cheese will go bad 3 days after you open it

Needs to come with an AR-15 with 1k rounds of ammo to defend it.

womp womp

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>>He doesn't have guns, ammo, medicine, food, potable water,
>>He doesn't have guns, ammo, medicine, food
>>He doesn't have food

>Nice knowin ya, leaf

How much? Good for shtf scenario.

>that space wasting can dispenser

0/10 would not survive

We're talking about the difference between """serving size""" and reality.

Butthurt leaf is butthurt because he spends 1/3 of that on a 8 oz jar of cheese without the mac.

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This thing is obviously just a giant bucket of pic related.
It's probably a huge sealed sack of dry pasta inside with either another huge sack of cheese powder or several small sacks of cheese powder.

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every shitty 24 hour diner/truckstop I've been to in the last 30 years.

>Inuit pays $30 for processed garbage at his local north mart in the sub 2000 population town

does it last 20 years after you open it?

cunt you survive but you don't shit.

oof

but can you suck cheez nutz?

>not being prepared for an emergancy
>thinking that the government will keep you safe
>not preparing for natural disasters because doing that would make you a „loony prepper civil war fag“
I really hope you guys don‘t do this.

>>implying mold can’t be used to make antibiotics

The price just went up $10 CAD

I wish the cheese powder came on its own that stuff is great

It's for when all of you god damn leaf faggots start lurching our way because of the in-store prices up there. We'll be dropping these buckets of mac-and-cheese like bombs to keep you corralled.

I agree. Though my favorite HH box is a toss up between cheesy tuna and potato stroganoff.

I avoid food with lengthy shelf life, it means it has preservatives and other chemicals in it.

It's not healthy to eat chemicals, it causes cancer and other problems like gyno and hair loss.

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>Eating al dente KD as the world melts.

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We'd have to slap kraft dinner stickers on the buckets and include ketchup packets.

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Its for restaraunts sweetie

Good point, user. To the printers!

Absolutely blue pilled post right there.

>i avoid emergency food

Then die, you greekroach faggot.

600$ in canada

>sweetie

Tits or GTFO

> 20 years

For most Americans it won't be longer than 1