>So sorry to hear the news about Jeff Bozo being taken down by a competitor whose reporting, I understand, is far more accurate than the reporting in his lobbyist newspaper, the Amazon Washington Post. Hopefully the paper will soon be placed in better & more responsible hands!
Haha. Bezos and waPo fake news faggots BTFO
BOZO ON SUICIDE WATCH
I love our president, what a quality shitpost!
I love this man
Give me an update senpai
holy fuck it's real
Senpai f A. M updates to senpai? Neet
This is a disgrace. This childish behavior was funny during the campaign but this man is the President. There needs to be some semblance of professionalism and decorum at this point in his presidency.
JEFF BOZO
Low effort but here’s a (You) anyway
this. i am ashamed to be a registered republican. HURRY UP MUELLER
Those brainwashed by trump on this site can't see the writing on the wall.
The Trump era is over, its time to move back to a valuecentric conservative to lead the republican party. Someone who can show our allies that we are with them and we will not resort to trumpisolationism ever again.
We can repair the damage done by the Trump admin and restore order to the US and EU, we just can't let trump drag us down any lower.
After abandoning our allies in the middle east after leaving syria and afghanistan we must make amends and that process starts when we ditch trumpism in favor of strong american liberal values.
The only missing piece is the deadweight that is the remaining trump supporters, we need everyone on board in rejecting Trump, so the 20% of his supporters who have yet to denounce him have to get on board or else america will be remembered in the dustbin of history.
kek
I know right?
I’d prefer him to send arms and money to ideological enemies of the republic or start wars that never end. That’s how real presidents behave!
t. bozo
David Rhodes shall die in guantanamo bay
Valerie Jarrett shall die in guantanamo bay
Ben Rhodes shall die in guantanamo bay
Andrew Lack shall die in guantanamo bay
John Brennan shall die in guantanamo bay
Loretta Lynch shall die in guantanamo bay
Barack Obama shall die in guantanamo bay
Hillary Clinton shall die in guantanamo bay
Joe Biden shall die in guantanamo bay
Bob Iger shall die in guantanamo bay
David Geffen shall die in guantanamo bay
Jeff Bezos shall die in Guantanamo Bay
Harvey Weinstein shall die in guantanamo bay
Chuck Schumer shall die in guantanamo bay
Adam Schiff shall die in guantanamo bay
Dianne Feinstein shall die in guantanamo bay
Mark Warner shall die in guantanamo bay
Ron Wyden shall die in guantanamo bay
Richard Blumenthal shall die in guantanamo bay
Debbie Wasserman Schultz shall die in guantanamo bay
Nancy Pelosi shall die in guantanamo bay
Mark Zuckerberg shall die in guantanamo bay
Cheryl Sandberg shall die in guantanamo bay
Sergei Brin shall die in guantanamo bay
Larry Page shall die in guantanamo bay
Susan Wojciki shall die in guantanamo bay
Dov Zakheim shall die in guantanamo bay
Michael Chertoff shall die in guantanamo bay
Eric Schmidt shall die in guantanamo bay
Jonathan Greenblatt shall die in guantanamo bay
Jeff Zucker shall die in guantanamo bay
Richard Cohen shall die in guantanamo bay
Benjamin Netanyahu shall die in Guantanamo bay,
Ron Dermer shall die in guantanamo bay
Danny Danon shall die in guantanamo bay
Arnon Milchan shall die in guantanamo bay
Sheldon Adelson shall die in guantanamo bay
Haim Saban shall die in guantanamo bay
George Soros shall die in Guantanamo Bay
Robert Mercer shall die in Guantanamo Bay
Sloppy Steve Bannon shall die in guantanamo bay
Gadi Eizenkot shall die in guantanamo bay
Aviv Kochavi shall die in guantanamo bay
Yossi Cohen shall die in Guantanamo Bay
Avigdor Lieberman shall die in Guantanamo bay.
Kobi Barak shall die in guantanamo bay
Amikam Norkin shall die in guantanamo bay
Eli Sharvit shall die in guantanamo bay
Aharon Haliva shall die in guantanamo bay
Tamir Heiman shall die in guantanamo bay
Itzhak Turjeman shall die in guantanamo bay
Moti Almoz shall die in guantanamo bay
Amir Abulafia shall die in guantanamo bay
Lior Carmeli shall die in guantanamo bay
Yoel Strik shall die in guantanamo bay
Nadav Padan shall die in guantanamo bay
Hertzi Halevi shall die in guantanamo bay
Tamir Yadai shall die in guantanamo bay
Avi Balut shall die in guantanamo bay
Moni Katz shall die in guantanamo bay
Amir Baram shall die in guantanamo bay
Yossi Bachar shall die in guantanamo bay
Kamil Abu Rukun shall die in guantanamo bay
Doron Feyles shall die in guantanamo bay
Sharon Afek shall die in guantanamo bay
Ronen Manelis shall die in guantanamo bay
Ariela Lazarovich shall die in guantanamo bay
Very based and redpilled. Wonderful tweet!
Cringe and bluepilled. Sad!
impreach blumf now!
>and then everyone clapped
Consider becoming an hero!
Dude is nuts.
PRESIDENT ARENT ALLOWED TO BE FUNNY GUYS
WHAT ARTICLE IS TRUMP TALKING ABOUT? GIVE LINK NOW!
U MAD BRO
absolutely btfo.
trump just doesn't care, he is going to bring the bantz
Nobody crosses the Bezos and lives.
>WHAT ARTICLE IS TRUMP TALKING ABOUT? GIVE LINK NOW!
...dude. For real? Google it, man, it's been all over
>Jeff Bozo
This is so dumb but I still chuckled
>doesn't link
Fuck you, lay down on a highway.
Q said get out of AMZN like a year ago. Anyone holding that hot potato deserves to get pegged by Oprah with an eggplant.
Like this top republican?
Lolol
Dudes clowning right now.
>strong american liberal values
kek. If they're liberal then, by definition, they're not strong. You're not American, you're trying to destroy America.
>The Amazon Washington Post
Updated
Officially rechristened BoPo now.
Bozo Post.
Make it so.
Thats funny. If the "TRUMP ERA" was really over youd be out of a job shilling on pol/ from your mothers basement .
But here we are.
It's fucking real.You burgers don't deserve him.
can't be real.
its been like that for years redditor
agreeable
Bezos is the epitimy of the wrong end of the spectrum of capitalism. He is worth $160 billion. Nobody should be worth that much. He couls live until he dies and pass on generational money if he only had $1 billion. Divide the other $159 billion between actual free markets and make the world a better place but no, Bezos had to be a faggot and fuck some 6/10, 50 year old roastie and fuck up millions of peoples pensions and retirement.
He should fucking burn on live TV for being a selfish CIA fuck puppet.
Bozo was fun and loveable, why is Trump smearing his good name by equating him to this turd?
>literal commies are losing their shit cause of this
Someone post that comic of the commie and the rich guy together
Saved
holy shit
tell me they attempted to come back after that
Stay mad faggot haha
Read the one he just now posted about Pocahontas.
Trump fucking these CIA niggers until they love him
God bless America
Ha! His lack of a wall, approval of DACA, and promotion of H1B's are surely trounced by his banter. LE MAGAPEDE 2020.
This. When Amazon employees have to go on welfare something's gotta give.
jeff bozo is worth 500 billion
This is a tentative Q-proof.
Q's name for CIA is Clowns in America
Bozo is indisputably a bought and paid for Clown
The Washington Post article that smeared Roy Moore had much of the country believing a good honorable man was a pedophile.
quality post my fellow American
fucking madman holy emperor, Bezos was an easy target, just need an whore old goblina
This should be in every tweet thread they are in.
Hes at it again boys! Hahaha
We cant have this lunatic representing our party any longer if we want a chance for conservatism in the future. In 2020 I will be lobbying for an intelligent, professional capital C Conservative like Mitt Romney or Ben Shapiro to be President. We are losing respect by the day, folks.
2/10
Show flag please
Owner there by Mr Mitch!
Gettin kinda spooky in here goys
>twitter.com
best president ever
WEW LAD
This one is real too.
Your nose is showing rabbi. Nobody gives a fuck what the left thinks anymore. If we don't stand up for fear of losing the respect of a bunch of literal lunatics we may as well turn our guns in now, sign our kids up for gay camp and give our women to the spic/nigger hordes.
I for one won't go quietly.
Listen carefully, Jeff Bezos founded and runs Amazon. Amazon is a publicly traded business. Right now it's about $1600 per share with 489M shares and a market cap of $800B. His billions are not just laying around in cash somewhere, they're mostly in his business. The real question is why should his wife get pieces of HIS business which HE built.
>Jeff Bozo... does not own WaPo
Meanwhile, at Wikipedia
>en.wikipedia.org
>In August 5, 2013, Bezos announced his purchase of The Washington Post for $250 million in cash.[79] To execute the sale, he established Nash Holdings, a limited liability holding company that legally owns the paper.[80] The sale closed on October 1, 2013, and Nash Holdings took control.
SEE THAT SAYS NASH HOLDING NOT JEFF BEZOS
FUCKING TRUMPTURD
Show flag please
Being above a 2 and having a vagina is good enough, bigot. Don't you know how hard it is for a woman like her?
GOD EMPEROR
we've reached a new low gents.
oh no no no no no!!!!!
The breakup is a ruse to retain a minimum of $70b in the Bozo family. If he tries to sell half his stack, the market panics. If his wife divests her half, well that's understandable, a woman scorned, etc. Why do you think we got all the juicy details as soon as the story broke?
>muh wealth
guess being rich is good, for this hour at least
Wtf why can't our leaders be this great??
He doesn't have 160 billion in cash. Amazon has Assets of 160 Billion, but they have liabilities of 120 billion or more.
>The real question is why should his wife get pieces of HIS business which HE built.
Because marriage is a joint venture. If you don't want your net family property divided, either get a pre-nup or don't get married (and don't live with them for more than 2-3 years if you're in a shit jurisdiction with property division for being common-law.
Throwing mad shade at lampshades
he has that wealth because he owns 16% of amazon. you're actually suggesting that once a company gets to a certain size, then ownership has to be taken away from the owners and shared around to other people. that's like a retards version of the economic policy of gommunism or facism or bolshevism.
Rip Reddit Bezos cocksucking fags FOREVER BTFOD BY THE MADMAN IN CHIEF!
Interdasting
nigga his wife isn't getting half his amazon shares. it's already been announced as such, because the (((Market))) needed to be calmed about the situation.
When will you libertarians learn.
Trump's already taking our guns, you dumb fuck. He's a fucking traitor like the rest of them.
Absolute fucking madman, it is wondrous to behold
LMAO! God Bless President Donald J. Trump!
? Trump actually gave me guns. Sorry to hear that user. How did it happen. Did Trump kick in your door and take them from you or are you retarded?
actually Amazon has a market capitalization of 800Bn and he owns 160Bn of that
Wrong. He has 78.88 million shares @ $1640 per share = 130 billion = almost all of his wealth. How is she getting half of his wealth but not half his shares?
He ordered his acting AG to classify bump stocks as automatic weapons, you reality denying fuck. He's going to make overnight felons of thousands of people.
HAHAHA TRUMP MADE SOME FUNNY TWEETS
WHO CARES IF HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING IN OFFICE
HE'S SO BASED HEHEHEHEHEH
OMG, What will we do. I guess there is no way to make a bump stock yourself. Maybe we should just vote democrat and turn in all the guns huh?
>WHO CARES IF HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING IN OFFICE
Where do you get your news from, Snapple Bottle Caps, CNN, NYT's or MSNPC??
>OMG What will we do? I guess there is no way to make assault rifles yourself. Maybe we should just vote democrat and turn in all the guns huh?