THIS IS THE TYPICAL AMERICAN BREAKFAST

W T F ???

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mmm love me some cananas

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Nigger

Nah. Probably a donut, sausage/bacon and egg sandwich, or a bagel. Maybe some fruit. Coffee/OJ. Cereal.

What's wrong with that?

Don't tell me you haven't tried to suck yourself.

Michael Cera wouldn't say the N word.

I stopped eating breakfast when I entered the workforce.

Just getting up and getting ready takes up all my focus. I forget to eat.

>eating breakfast
Degenerates

Most Americans don't eat breakfast.

The Southern hemisphere is full of knuckle-dragging retards.

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Burgers for lunch, dinner and late night snacks

That's filipino food. Literally an import item, practically impossible to get in the states.
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No, I've never seen canned bananas in my life. I either do not eat breakfast, or I simply have something small, like peanuts, peanut butter with crackers or coffee.

Missing vodka, comrade.

this desu.

coffee and cigs is breakfast. unless hungover, then probably bacon on toast, possibly eggs and cheese involved.

I thought Burgers had 15 pancakes and a litre of maple syrup for breakfast

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That's from Thailand.

source: I'm a sexpat.

It is? News to me.

>he can't process a bag of flour out of his system before lunch

this exists?

No it isn't, I have never seen those foods in stores, ours are usually some toast, some scrambled eggs, ideally some sausage or bacon, or some cereal in milk if you're in a rush. Also oatmeal if you're an oldfag/boomer but I don't have time for that shit.

I've never seen canned bananas in my life. What kind of syrup are they in, that they stain the bananas that color? Looks like a bowl of asian dicks.

degenerate smoker knows whats up. That first smoke of the day though... so good.

Also, fuck this slide thread where are the Mods today>?

Typical Australian breakfast

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No. That’s probably Pacific Islander food. The typical breakfast is one or more of the following: eggs, pancakes, waffles, toast, bacon, sausage, cereal, muffin

I was going to guess only sea niggers would eat that crap, bananas are ok and etc if they're fresh but floating canned in syrup like that would be disgusting