But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish...

>But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Donald.

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Hell yeah looks dank

what did he mean by that?

The Burger Emperor we need

SHART

Would have been funny had the burgers been unwrapped and Trump did say they were made by the White House chef.

sneed

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?

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based

Or to save money.
>$200
or
>$2000
Essentially the same shit. Easier on staff,less cleaning required, less formal. Why the fuck not?

TOP KEK

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That's not smoke that's gas.

this is what op's trying to imply, fortunately for us he is a literally retarded muhammad

It looks so good, I'm hungry now

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Mmmmm mmmm, gassed "clams"

>sum up america with one image

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>DAAAAHNAAAALD!

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They probably have been on strict diets for the school program, and haven't had mcdonalds in ages.

Is that some 'za?

looks like everyone is loving the food bigly! no wonder this shit isn't on the msm being paraded

honey cups are the patrician choice, fyi

>tfw no baconator fries
Why Trump why?

BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA! BORN IN THE USA!

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>Britcuck getting salty over Trump saving money by feeding college kids the cheap fast food theyre used to

>Steamed clams? No I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

He steams a good clam

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GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

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He only eats fast food and pre-prepared meals from the super market because he's deathly afraid of being poisoned and having people tamper with his food.

I'm not salty, don't be ashamed of your national cuisine. I'd love a burger

GIVE ME 700 KRUSTY BURGERS!!!