I need to make money asap

I need to make money asap.
Help me please!

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get job

sell supreme to freshmen they will buy above stock x price and you don't have to worry about fees.
or sell ur adderall/any other medication people like
camwhore if ur hot
join some boomer pyramid scheme
get a job

How much? How fast?

Sell some shit you own for quick cash of lower amounts.

Get a loan for quick cash of higher amounts

Play the lottery

I would but I need Cash
Ive been doing postmates cause of the anxieties

Consult with your local gang affiliates.

Loosen up that jaw cause you got some dicks to suck

Looking for the online money making sites.
If there are any.
Im really bad at talking to people in person.

Let's rob a bank! If we all rob a bank at the same time globally then this would be quite cool. World wide heist day; 12 PM. 30 days from now!!!!

If you see someone else robbing it then you just cooperate with each other and share the loot! :D