There are 4 free seats left at the table

Bill Gates. I'd ask him to share memories of Paul Allen, to reflect on his status as elder statesman of the tech revolution, and ask him to describe Microsoft's single biggest missed opportunity.

Paul Verhoeven. I'd ask him to reflect on whether he'd be so controversial if American culture more reflected Dutch culture.

Judith Scheindlin (Judge Judy). I'd ask her to reflect on her years in family court, whether family court is really the most heartbreaking of all legal arenas, and how those days steeled her for what she does now.

Andrew Biersack (Andy Sixx). I'd suck a log of shit from his asshole.

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Four Trumps please

Thing is if you invite the deceased they stink up the place and out of season where does one get a reliable supply of fresh brains?

fpbp

Jesus;
Paternal grandpa;
Maternal grandpa;
Hitler.

Adolf Hitler
Nathan Bedford Forrest
Corneliu Codreanu
Jesus Christ

Donald T Sr
Donald T Jr
The other adult son
Joe Biden

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Genghis Khan
Black beard
Jesus
My hope for the future

For the sake of being nice, if this can bring the dead back, Take two people who lost their fiances before marriage, invite them, and their fiances.
For the sake of Jow Forums, Sun Tzu, Hitler, Julius Caesar, and Alexander the Great.

>Tesla.
>Trump.
>George Washington.
>My Ex.

Hitler
Genghis Khan
Miyamoto Musashi
Odin

FPBP

Jesus
Hitler
Andrew Jackson
Robert E. Lee

>Trump
>Maternal Grandfather
>Jesus
>Satoshi Nakamoto

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>Adolf Hitler
>Heinrich Himmler
>Reinhard Heydrich
>Joseph Mengele

Ahem

*ting ting ting*

Fuck jews.

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Diogenes
Zeno
Nelson
da Vinci

All of the spice girls from 1996 except the black one.

mohammad
some random gay rapist on cocain and viagra
camera guy
someone responsible for light and sound

yee yee son.

Hitler
JFK
Breitbart
Khruschev

Hitler
Artigas
Codrenau
Augustus

Genghis Khan
Qin Shi Huang
Alexander the Great
Suleiman the Magnificent

I went to highschool with Andrew Biersack. He took the girl from my art class that I REALLY liked to homecoming freshman year and fucked her. Ruined my self confidence for like a year. True story.

>Plato
>Siddartha Gautama
>Zoroaster
>Enoch

Marcus Aurelius
Shang Yang
Machiavelli
Kierkegaard

Caesar
Hitler
Napoleon
Alexander

Socrates
Jesus
Schopenhauer
Jung

now we ask the age old question

what could possibly go wrong?

Yeah, imagine inviting humans so that I can sit and be awkward with famous dead people for a few hours.
>Excuse me Hitler, will you pass the peas please?
I would rather feed some animals.
>Lassie
>Laika
>Rin Tin Tin
&
>Flipper

Colin Kapernik Malcom X Shawn King Michael Jordan

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Adolf Hitler
Timothy McVeigh
Eric Harris
JFK

The four dead people I want to ask questions to the most

Hitler
Tolstoy
Machiavelli
Isaiah Berlin

Hitler
Rosenberg
Goering
Goebbels

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I get Kurt Cobain would be at least interesting to talk to but why the fuck would you invite the bitch that killed him?

Even they would tell you ,you are still a nigger.No escaping Tyrone.

Hitler
Mohammed
Jesus
Ben Shapiro

> Adolf Hitler
> Elon Musk
> Pewdiepie
> Donald Trump

But you get afford dinner.

Hitler, Oswald Mosley, Muhammad, and Karl Marx

Fuck me, I should've read thread

>malcolm x
>kony 2012
>harambe
>martin luther king jr

>lord rothschild
>larry silverstein
>michael (michelle) obama
>hitler

>Aajonus Vonderplanitz
>Sv3rige
>Hitler
>Tesla

Blacks make everyone uncomfortable, not just whites.

thomas aquinas
sun tzu
genghis khan
my dad :(

michael bennet gets a pass in my book

Carl Jung
Hitler
Jesus
George Washington

Who can beat this?

>all these people inviting Hitler to their dinner party

enjoy the chronic flatulence

Haha!. Nigger .

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oh course the german goes to porn, fucking disgusting

Cleopatra
Jesus of Nazareth
Charles Manson
Lee Harvey Oswald

Imagine Drumpf and Pewds there...

Wtf

>why?
Entertainment. She is a nutcase and would probably try to suck off Trump too..

id invite sean king just so i can drown him in his 50 gallon bucket of grape soda

Me.

>virtue signaling intensifies...

tripfags of brit/pol/

Jefferson
Trump
Hitler
and Audrey Hepburn to blow us all.

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>wanting to hang out with a caravan-robbing psychopath sandnigger who would want to cut his head off

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I know a lot of people would say Jesus but honestly I wouldn't want to hear that hippy bitch about the Pharisees & Romans like a college kid with authority issues.

Jesus
Hitler
Terry Davis
Donald Trump

2016 Hillary Clinton
2011 Hillary Clinton
1998 Hillary Clinton
1977 Hillary Clinton

Then I'd ask her about gay marriage, TPP, and all the other things she's "changed her mind about" or simply "misspoken" as it became politically expedient to do so.

The perfect combination to discuss the beginnings of a type of world order.

What a fucking garbage list. Cleopatra? really?

Nice

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nobunaga, octavius (second emperor of rome), hitler and a translater that knows a number of languages because other wise its all moon speak and when i hear moon speak i think dirty talks and fill in the blanks

>Shawn King

Bobby Fischer
Hitler
Schopenhauer
Miyamoto Musashi

Hitler, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Trump

>you will never be in a farting contest with Hitler

Is that the guy murdered by the CIA. Not Seth but the other one

Andrew Jackson
Teddy Roosevelt
John Q Adams
Thomas Jefferson

I'm already aware that communicating with these people would be virtually fucking impossible at all levels so I picked the ones who can hang the fucking hardest.

To be fair, he didn’t seem to care about the Romans.

Hitler and Eva Braun. Best selling porn ever

Jesus
Adolf
Socrates
Eisenhower.

>all these people being edge lords picking hitler
>don't realize he was a vegetarian-vegan
>don't realize he hated alcohol
>don't realize he hated tobacco
>don't realize he would literally make a scene if anyone was eating meat or drinking beer near him "look at his slob, he's a pig man!"
congratz pol you played yourself
you basically invited a rabid vegan that will lecture you the entire time on your dining habits and call you a degenerate fat fuck slob. Hitler was an absolute autist at the dinner table. Many recorded incidents of him full on making a scene, and making entire table laugh at someone for eating meat. Many times he would simply leave the table, without saying a word, and not return as wel, if anyone was smoking or drinking alcohol near him.

Unlimited wine, nigger

Miklos Horthy
Attila
Gabor Bethlen
Viktor Orban

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Alexander the great
Cao Cao
Oda Nobunaga
Napoleon

Ok schlomo

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>edge lords
Go back to watching fortnite nigger faggot

Op say you don’t need an intrpretor and Augustus / Octavius was the first emporer not the second

Doesn't sound as bad as eating with my dad so I would gladly invite Hitler to my dinner table

Jesus Christ
Hirohito
Hitler
Mussolini

Tesla
Elon Musk
Hitler
Christopher Langan

Jesus
Nostradamus
Edgar Cayce
Siddhartha Gautama

Rainbow leaf

My dad can beat up your dad. And rape him too

4 chicks at the same time