Hey guys

hey guys
how do i unfuck this situation?

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Dude you're the worst.
JKYS

you dont

you take it as a learning experience

next time someone says a joke, don't respond with the most unfunny, unattractive and stupid line you can possibly think of with your pea-brain

im gonna flip this on you - what the fuck made you think that line would work

You can still salvage it - just say someone hacked your account

Just say your friend got on your account dude, totally works

okay how about this

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You fucking suck dude. I’m going to kick you as hard as I can in the balls if I ever see you in public.

nice looks like i got myself a date

a save to the conversation, but she's still gonna have a prejudice on you and she's right

If I was her, I would tie your penis in a knot, and stomp on your nutsack over and over for making that comment.

already have a date
but that's fine you can wait in line

Yeah your ballsack has a date with my foot

are you going through a menopause

This is pretty hilarious actually. Everything before it was cringe, though.

lol that was hilarious don't worry about it at all xDD

real life is too difficult for me so I just find everything normal

Seems like she hasn't responded so better luck next time OP

lel ok this made me giggle

Wow this level of autism is unprecedented.
>w-why can't I get a gf ;_;

It'd have been even more hilarious if he said it was his dog but OP is beyond helping

Nice, saved it with style. Take a minute pause now and say
>no but really I want to eat your pussy out
It'll be hilarious xD

xD

In all seriousness though please do this

>It'll be hilarious xD
Only if the girl is mentally 16 years old and has no self-respect for herself would this work.

Dating for women must be a nightmare.

Is right. You're so fucked that it's worth trying to bravado your way out of this.

lmao these women

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LOL

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>Directors i like: edgar write

Yeah that's a pretty good save actually but you can't save what OP did... Thanks for the future ammo though.