>Gillette is cucked

I criticized the Gillette advert in the living room.
My sister said your a fucking Nazi your in favor of toxic masculinity.
Note this woman is in her 20s.
Visiting again ever? Nope.

I'm going to give my sister my old razor and say this, this is your new brother you chose this.
Kek, stupid bitch.

Buy Anglo
www.edwinjagger.com

This. Bought a pack of blades for my safety razor about a year ago for a buck, I've still got plenty left and the shave is smooth af. I would've spent 300+ with the alt

I use bic and I've never been cut. I usually just shave in the shower with my face under the shower head and do the last few sideburn hairs when I get out. It's quicker than fucking around with shaving cream.

>Not using 2 razors per year.
fag

Yes BIC you best waifu

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good luck

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I'll rape my face 24/7 with Chink ripoff blades before I sully my angelic face with filthy Jewlette blades.

>Gillette, in their attempt to virtue signal to increase sales of their trash disposable razors, will push men into trying conventional straight and safety razors, which they'll then stick with as they provide a superior shave at a cheaper price

They've dun goofed.

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>corporation makes a shitty ad made to generate controversy
>right wing retards predictably sperg out
>left wing retards look at the right wing retards sperging out and wtf they love gillette now
>corporation gains massive publicity and the ad was a success
>right wing retards still pat themselves on the back for boycotting the company even though boycotts against huge conglomerates never fucking work
like pottery

I just use one of those hairdresser shavers without the numbered blades on. Only fags go clean shaven.

Where can one acquire a safety razor? Because I don't think I've ever seen them at my local stores.

>Unironically using cartridge razors like some cuck
Take the safety razor pill user, you won't regret it.

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Yea my mutt face can only grow tiny little pube hairs like sharp playdough for ants and their razors make quick work of the tiny stubble

Safety razor has the best quality to price to ease-of-use ratio.

You have to go into hipster stores that sell mustache wax and bow ties.

They have them at Amazon, but I'm sure you can find another online store if you google a bit.
I've had a Merkur (german quality!) for about ten years and can highly recommend them.

DORCO WINS

Fuck onions razor.

I got mine from amazon, the blades you can get from local stores and they're dirt cheap or you can be fancy and order blades from amazon too, I'd recommend merkur.

Checked

>Schick hyrdo-five master race
You're welcome.

Seriously, how does a company go from dishing out millions for NFL stadium rights and blaring THE BEST A MAAAAAWN CAN GET in every commercial to unmake beta cuckoldry in such a short amount of time?

>Using razors
Electric shavers are better and look better for leaving a little bit of stubble

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Shave your face with a smooth river rock. Sharp rocks are for non-men.

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Must admit, old school razors make you feel like a REAL MAN and when you go to work with toilet paper blotters on your face you pick up the pussy.
Mostly girls on the rag

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Man of culture. These peasant blade users from the 20th century just can't compare.

take the metal bit off the top of the lighter
light it
angle the flame so it starts to burn the plastic
stand back and watch it explode

>Dovo

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This.
Also your skin will get a lot better with a safety razor. t. Previously bad skin

>Man
>Doesn't flirt with a sharp blade on his neck
Now I understand why Brexit's failing

Try merkur super OP. It shaves well even against coarse hair and glides nicely with pre shave oil

>Not using a roaring maw of industrial blades.
Weak. Go electric or go home.

Just imagine literally paying money on a regular basis to give yourself baby face and ingrown hairs haha

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Tfw ayyy's emp the planet. How will bladeless cucks recover

safetyfag here for about 3yrs now

that definitely happens your first week or so using a safety razor but when you get good with it (cartridge blades are basically retardproof and people get too comfortable with handling them in dumb ways without cutting themselves) it becomes a really nice, clean shave that is ultra cheap, produces less waste and shaves way better its sooo worth it.

Would recommend shaving before bed rather than in the morning so the little nicks you may give yourself can heal and you dont have to walk into work/school looking like a retard

If you take that metal part off and lift up the flame adjuster wheel you can reposition it and turn the flame up like a fucking blow torch.

>Why use a computer if ayys emp the Earth?
This is how retarded you sound.

And that is how Jews have been allowed to stay in all the key places in Western society. They manipulate everyone, turning everyone against each other. Our division is there strength & they have to dilute it more every year by importing different cultures into the mix.

I've never had a problem with cuts though. You just have to use a light touch and be a bit more careful than with the cartridge razors.
Still way faster and closer shave.

This, the DEfags trying to justify buying into hipster memes and pretending they're alpha for it are almost as bad as the Gillette ad.

then it lasts like 10 uses

>right wing retards
It’s just normal men, mate. People want to be sold on the quality of a company’s product not a political message.

Worrying about shaving after an emp. I don't even know what to say anymore

kill yourself

So is Shick Jewish??

Leftist don't shave so ooops

>Using a razor
Just use a beard trimmer on lowest setting. I bought mine like 8 years ago for something like 20 bucks at walmart, It is still going strong and is really confortable. It cuts to what would be a person's face after not shaving for a day with a razor. It came with different head swaps, one of them is supposed to cut even closer, but I never used it and ended up losing that part. There is no reason to shave with a razor everyday. Maybe have one around for special occasions.

>inb4 hurr durr you obviously haven't held a job before
I'm an engineer and no body could give 2 shits about your beard, as long as it's not muslim tier. I always go to work with a stubble and never heard anyone bitching.

Buy one of these pic related. I've had mine for 10 years now and it still works fine, with regular sharpening of course

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With a disposable razor I have to go both with and against the grain. If I start using a safety razor, I guess I can’t go against the grain?

Boycotts works. They just take a decade or so to starve them out because Jews keep floating the shares while the company itself keeps taking loans to 'overcome the dark times'.
Yeah the money ends up going to the Jews though. However money is designed in that manner.

How bad are those razors?
When you fuck up do you get small nicks or scars for life?

I'd like to get one to save on blades but I don't want to end up looking like the joker.

MUH BIC

>When you fuck up do you get small nicks or scars for life?
They're fine and last forever, just don't use them while drunk

Can't go around unshaved user, that's just uncool

which one do you use?

Just get an electric razor faggot. Mine eveh has a trimmer head with guards for quick haircuts.

Not at all bad. You have to take it slow especially in the first 2-3 weeks. Once you get the hang of it it smoothly glides brah. Make the jump, you'll save money and get a better shave

Just get shick or dorco, they're just like Gillette and cheaper anyway.
Or crank up your model T and ride to the apothecary for meme razors from 100 years ago.

you have to use it with good lather, but otherwise skin is pretty resilient to fuckups

>it's redpilled not to shave now

So are all they soibois going clean faced in the near future? Will they be the best a man get?

*pic related* is from Target. They have them in stock at the store closest to me.
You can try walgreens/rite aid, I believe they carry them too. Not sure if they have them in store though

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I know! And all those darkies in the commercial as well: how horrible! I knew that there was a reason that I wasn't buying this brand all these years, user

Just go electric and have permastubble. Clean shaven is for homos.

Well, yeah, our grandfather's knew how to fucking shave, but does anyone else get the feeling that this is pointless? I've been using a safety razor for four years or so, I think anyone who's saying "fuck Gillette" now was already a convert or would have been soon and this just pushed them over the line. I feel like in the final balance we're just pissing against the wind, here. I don't think we can take Gillette or Proctor and Gamble down, and they're in the weakest position we could ask for.

When we tried to take out Colbert, he was in the prime of his career. When we tried to take down that chinky slag who was hired as the New York Times editor, she was in her ascendancy. Gillette is already ailing, Proctor and Gamble is on the wane, it's a boomer brand, the most trusted among boomers and losing market share day by day, death by death. Particularly Gillette, Dollar Shave Club and Harry's and wet-shaving have been harrying their flanks for years. And now T_D has twigged onto the fact that Barbasol is an American made Christian company, and that is boomer crack. But still, I don't think we can land a killing blow between the lot of us. Gillette will live, and we'll just have another failure to our collective names. We can't do it.

Just a word of advice from an avid shaver - single bladed bics are great. With disposable razors the blades are not flexible so hairs become lodged in between the blades if it is multi bladed. Multiple blades don’t really serve any purpose other than cheap bling anyway so if you get single bladed bics you’ll be fine.
I just arrived at work late as usual (by a full hour today, but my GF owns the companies I work for so blow me) with my work bag which aside from my mags and toys contains
*Hair clippers
*beard trimmer
*shaving gel
*two Gillette razors & six blade changes
*deoderant. Facial scrub. Moisturiser. Moisturising sun block (no sun in England but the weather is fuggin harsh). Toothpaste & brush. Tooth whitening kit.
I know my shit when it comes to kit.
I am using up my Gillette branded stuff and then the razor handles are going in the bin, they don’t get another penny from me and I’ve already started letting people know that I despise Gillette for what they have done. You see Gillette is marketed at women who buy overpriced razors with impractical numbers of blades (cheap bathroom bling) when they can’t be arsed getting thoughtful gifts.

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Use a safety razor, it's cheap and sharp like a straight razor yet safer.

You ought to get a Merkur or a Feather off the interwebs. You can get Van Der Haagen out of Walmart or Target, but they're not that great. Spend $30 for a razor now, spend $0.11 a blade for the rest of your life, you'll still come out ahead.

you sound like a faggo

Shut up muhammad
Aryans are the master race, no amount of you saying "muh divide and co quer" will convince me otherwise

>marketed at women who buy overpriced razors with impractical numbers of blades
"I bought the groceries honey"
Ads are aimed at women. Demand that your female does NOT buy stupid male hygiene products.

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This is the gayest thing I've read in a while, well done faggot

Mine's a cordless Reminigton that has a clipper head for trimming and body grooming. Even works in the shower.

Honestly a lot of the people jumping to DE are going to be in for disappointment. I bought into the DE meme for a year until I realized they're a pain in the ass to use. People talk them up but you have to take your time and move carefully, that's an irrefutable fact. A good cartridge razor is expensive but convenient. You can shave fast and clean without being fancy about it. I ditched DE because I just need to get the job done and move on with my day, I don't need to feel smart for shaving like grandpa.
Too many anons are pushing the full retard solution instead of simply switching to another razor cartridge. Even worse are the single blade retards. Those require skill to use. Some kekistani retard is going to slash his throat trying to stick it to libtards thanks to that noise.

Just get fucking Dorco, Shick, or even store brand you fuckers.

My barber shaves my face. get rekt poor fags.

Mfw your barber slits your throat for being white

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Fcuk do i light up my bubba kush and dunhills with then?

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you can but you have to be really light with the touch if you don't want to cut yourself

barbers are bros

>tfw Zippo master race

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Just received my meme safety meme razor in the mail. I'll go for a shave and report back if I survive the ordeal.

They only sent the blades and forgot the razor goddamnit!

That’s what I am doing since most of my Gillette stuff was sent to me by women.
I’m straight. I’m a pro alpha believe it or not. There’s no reason why men shouldn’t groom themselves properly. I am at the very top of my career, there’s nowhere left to go from here. I’m doing what all the high level alphabets, military and police dream about going into the private sector to do. My work time is mine to decide what to do with and often that means I shit post and nap so I had might as well do time consuming tasks like grooming while I’m here.
This is possibly the most important heads up anyone has ever given you - charm is your most important stat - if you’ve got charm you’ll have a great time, and it is a learned/developed ability. That’s why I prescribe no fap so that lads can harness their desire/masculinity and the frustration will force them to physically work out, look good and learn how to be charming (to get laid, by then you will be a total winner). It’s all part of the same path to success, frens.

am i the only one using an electric shaver?