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If this wasn't the ten billionth twitter screencap+ "pol btfo" post I saw I'd actually care.
But yeah, now just go and jump off a bridge dumb twitter nigger.

Go back to whence you came
it does matter, a company just told the men of this country to go fuck themselves. The only men I’ve ever known to mistreat their women or assault them regularly are rich cunts or niggers. None of my Christian conservative friend group or even thier friend group have ever had an issue with consent because we aren’t a bunch of steaming degenerates. The problem isn’t men, the problem is women choosing to associate with degenerates because her animal brain outthinks her human one

"You're doing masculinity wrong"

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>being white and male is toxic
>literal racial and sexual profiling in an ad
>company owned by (((())))
does it ever get tiresome waking up, looking in the mirror and being an average white guy? You turn on the radio to listen to black men tell you how to be a man. You see representations of the average white guy as a bumbling oaf- stupid, inept, useless. You see little shave-headed manlets running around telling you that your mere existence is an affront, and unless you scrunch yourself up in a tiny ball and wedge yourself into a corner the rest of the world will not be happy. And even then, when you've done all that they tell you it's not good enough. That you will be replaced, killed, locked up. Your women and your livelihood are forfeit to the negro, the lesbian, the government. The ad itself is toxic, and so is most of modern media. We should portray it as such.

So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

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It's weird that beards are now implicitly associated with weak, feminine men.
But it kinds of makes sense if you think about it.

Yeah, you can always tell someones a faggot by his big stupid beard. I'm not even kidding.

catch 21. you don't argue with leftists, you throw them out of helicopters

based high test beard

hey, imagine that, the phony politician sides with a giant multinational corporation
who would have guessed?

t. low test twink faggot who can't grow a beard

NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILT

LOW TEST BETA CONFIRMED

>twitter screenshot

Kys

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What about goatees? I like having facial hair, and if I can't have a beard then I'm going to at least have a goatee.

Razors for women are inherently toxic because women shave to please men. Smh.

>society is in a dire need of things that annoys it

why?

What do these "men" think masculinity is?

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that is not the point
the point is that big corporations are going political

Shaving every morning is for vain people with too much time on their hands.
Just because some plebians start doing something does not mean I have to hustle myself to stop lest I be associated.

>Christcuck friends
dude Christcucks are massive abusers, they use the god told me to do it logic. all the Christcucks I knew were cheating on their wife by day and beating them by night

OP not seeking debate

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what a homosexual. can't wait until he dies of GRIDS

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Have a beard if you want one you pussy

Got any spare helicopter?

>GRIDS

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>implying females have a human brain

They are all mentally and emotionally equivalent to children

And thats what happen when women go out of the kitchen.

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youtu.be/v13dGyYd7Ik

(((They))) want us conquered

The opposite of masculine is feminine
Females submit to their conquerors

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He is totally cute. Love glasses and beards, my husband has both.

If you're THAT threatened by masculinity, you should kys.

Is this supposed to be a hot take? Seen some pretty ice cold

What happened to liberals being skeptical of big business?

The only people I see outrage from is the media making a mess over this.

It seems instigated and not grass root at all. I feel like these people have turned their butthurt meta by acting out a reaction rather than allowing a reaction.

So basically a bunch of dramafags are playing theatre over insulated butthurt that doesn't exist beyond their bubble. Go figure.

The funny thing is shit like the Gillette commercial is what produces bitter incels. Anyone who actually believes its message is going to be very upset when they figure out girls don't actually like supreme gentlemen.

But your bull is clean shaven, right?

Oh they won't buy any of that shit, but they sure do have opinions.

just another non-man talking about how men should act

>bro you are just evil, you sexually harass women and you are basically killing people by existing
>what does this have to do with razors
>see, I am right about everything, why so insecure?

lol its the best clickbait ever

Gay emphasis... THAT

We need a NWO/jew/sjw wiki identifier database

Fellow white people

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>people hate x, therefore this is proof that we need x
Are leftists actually this retarded?

>thinking the "toxic men" you portray in your advertising are going to play the victim card
are these people out of touch or just so headstrong with their agenda that they cant think for themselves?

The whole point of what a Marxist does. Uses capitalism to make people hate capitalism by adhering to Critical Theory.

Marxists are using diversity and women to martyr a Trojan Horse into the US. The white straight man is being disenfranchised to disambiguate the US to a state that can be conquered. "The patriarchy and racism" are the parameters set for destroying the white man.

1950-60's
>Be white christan.
>No one with dignity will fall for this hippy shit
>No one with dignity would argue for 3rd world immigration
This is you. Le Boomer mentality. Fuck my grandkids I got mine

I barely leave the house, I have no interest in forming multiple social relationships, one is quite enough.

What's this guy doing viewing a shaving ad anyway? This mouth breather is too much of a coward to show his chin anyway lmao

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Its cause people grow beards to hide their low test chins

He looks like an excellent person.

i was *this close* to going on a random stranger anal fistfuck rampage until i saw this video. thx gillette

You are so rude it is disgusting

could easily code up a machine learning classifier to detect twitter/facebook screenshots and perma anyone who did it, but hiro would never do this because muh ad revenue

>Make an ad on Toxic femaninity
>gold diggers, rabbid femanists
>completely unfair divorce laws
>plastic surgery, shallowness, basic bitches
>????
>profit

Someone has to do it

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There is an inherent contradiction and complete lack of any logical underpinning to his point. It's like a negative self refuting circular reasoning that I can't get my head around.

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whatever women tell them it is

reminder

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have to agree with this

JOKE IS ON YOU GILLETTE I BUY BIC SHAVERS HAR HAR HAR

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these 2 losers making the worst possible shitty threads that even a downs wouldn't make out of embarrassment

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Hey I remember you from a previous thread. Did you read the stuff I posted about the jews?
I can post it again for you if you like.
Here:
>Mayer Amschel Rothschild
Head of the Rothschilds banking cartel, now in control of worlds central banks.

>Paul Warburg
Basically started the Federal Reserve

>Alexandre Lamfalussy
Started the European Central Bank

>Paul Julius Freiherr von Reuter
Head of Reuters, now almost all western media is in direct control of jews

>Magnus Hirschfeld
Founded the first ever group to advocate for and push homosexuality, transgenderism and other sexual perversions in the early Weimar Republic.

>Al Goldstein
Normalized modern hardcore pornography

>George Soros
This jew has done too much to list...

>Richard Coudenhove-Kalergi
Founded the Pan-European union (pre-EU) and declared that the future race of europe will be mixed.

>Karl Marx
Invented Marxism. Marx is mentioned in the speech "JFK: the President and The Press" if you're interested.

This is only a small sample of what these people are responsible for.

oops i completely fucked up. sorry guys!

>censor and ban everything I dont like
>t. snowflake
Have you ever been to /leftypol/?

They literally outright ban you for _asking_ them to clarify their position on something

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This, This, and This again

i’m kinda tired of hearing shit about white men all the time, why should i put up with it?

Based.

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>It's a kafka trap episode

Ads are literally all jewish brainwashing. Normalfags watch this shit for hours every day after work. And you wonder how they are so brainwashed

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So there I was putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

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No , betas just use them as cammo

Imagine an add where women are called toxic femanons because they are whoring around with 100s of men.
Imagine the outcry.

>mfw growing a beard

But seriously, if I didn't have to deal with sea mist, below freezing temperature, and the wind, I wouldn't have it.

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Dear God.

You think billionaires are people...

Why isn't he nicer? Why is he calling people weak?

Is he the bully?

>Be man that shaves
>Don't use Gillette razors because they're overpriced gimmick razors
>Use safety razors where I get a better shave and at a fraction of the price
>They run new ad campaign which by definition should be trying to get me to use their product
>Absolutely nothing in the ad about why I should switch
Throwing out all the virtue signaling bullshit how is this even an ad for their product where there's nothing about their product involved? Am I supposed to invite random people into my house when I shave to see how virtuous I am? Should I leave all my gillette products all over my sink like some sort of slob so guests can see my good deeds? Seriously the whole thing is fucking pointless unless their trying to get beta beards to start shaving again which was likely their whole goal.

>Still watching or even owning a TV in current year
Get on my level, I haven't even seen the ad

This

Is that a real question?

Agreed

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Can I see your vagina?

You are weak

>Men should be more open about how they feel
>>I think this ad is insulting towa...
>OMG YOU WHINY SNOWFLAKE! WOW BE A MAN! START ACTING LIKE A MAN!
>>But, you said to be...
>OMG SO FRAGILE LOL!!!

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Ask Satan
Likely not

I would be careful, just how you speak to women from this point on.

The only reason he posts this is because he knows he gets a pat on the shoulder from feminists and SJWs. And that’s the only thing in his life that’ll make him go ‘wow, I’ve done a great job’ - which is the result of him, like his fellow basedboy friends, not being man enough to be respected by any sane male.

>Source: look at his face

Not Kidding.

I wonder why there weren't any muslims in the ad? Seems xenophobic

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Why is that?