Is 30-40 too old for college age girls...

Work. We flirted a bit. One day drunk, dead serious, I asked if I could urinate on her. She said if we were in the shower. We talked via Messenger until 6am. We set up a date. I’ve dated another girl who was 23 at the time and we also met at work. If I can meet two that easily there, I’m sure anyone willing to go to bars or be social can.

how did you meet him?

I cant speak in general, but I worked with a 18 year old who was dating a married 53 year old dude. His wife was incapacitated in the hospital. She was into meth. He was a controlling narcissist. But it did happen for him.

I’m 20 and I think 35+ yr old guys are hot as fuck.

Can I add you to my back up list in case this relationship ends?

But I’m an autistic fuck. I don’t go out to bars and stuff so I don’t know where to find older men besides Tinder.

I don’t go to bars or socialize. Who needs that shit?

but did you urinate on her?

Nope. Never happened. I did pee between her legs when she was on the toilet, though.

You sound perfect.

That's a shame.
>I did pee between her legs when she was on the toilet, though.
lol

This is all a joke right? I thought I had no hope after 25.

Fuck it. Wanna run off and get married and do a whole lot of nothing together?

YES. We’ll spend all day on Jow Forums.

I’d probably spend a lot of time staring at the wall too. Damn. Now I’m kind of horny. It’s a sexy wall. Are you jealous of it?

>Is 30-40 too old for college age girls?
Any time is too old if you have low confidence and are fat

Yeah I’ll go apeshit on you for all kinds of unreasonable shit.

That’s fine. I’ll ignore you with a cold indifference that sums up the health of our marriage. We’ll stay together for whatever it is we are together for. Cats, kids, tacos, etc.

Absolutely no kids. Cats and sushi please.

Cats agreed. You get the sushi, I get the food that oinks or flys. Deal?

Sure. How old are you?

39. But I fucking look younger. Pisses me off that I still get asked for ID.

I'm 24 and my boyfriend is 36. I find women tend to prefer older men and vice versa. I started dating him when I was about 21. We kept on going to the same kinds of local concerts and we enjoyed each other's company. I pursued him and he was surprised because he already reasoned he was too hold, Some women are different but if you're incompetent slug of a human being you aren't getting laid anyways, so work on yourself or something.

I’m 20 but I get told that I look younger than 16 lol. 39 is great.

Perfect. We’re the best couple ever.

This is a larp right

My new wife is not a Large Ass Reptile Person, you heathen!

>fat

Well op I dont know how to tell you this...

Tits bitch

Aww thanks daddy

I’d love you even if you were. I’d allow you to use the gerbils for other reasons than Jow Forums usually uses them.

Whereabout do you live?

Down underrrr. What about you?

If you were here, I’d always be down under.

I’m in the Pacific Northwest of The U.S.

I demand a kangaroo butler now.

Nah, I’d prefer the other way around. Anyway, get me a green card. Trump is great.

Sure.

The funny thing is that doesn’t even put me off. I didn’t vote for him but my last two girlfriends did.

You’re doing great, user. Just stay away from SJWs.

That’s why I left California. That’s also why I’m glad I am old enough to remember before all the political correct bullshit got put into action. I remember Oakland wanting to teach Ebonics. Remember to give me my weekly prunes.

I want to be old too. I’ll sit on your lap while you tell me what it was like in the 80s

This thread gives me hope that even if my relationships go awry in my 20s I'll still have a chance with a non single mom.

Fuck yeah. I’ll tell you about Regan, the Challenger exploding, the Lima Prieta Earthquake, and all the badass cartoons like Thindercats and Robotexh, and cereals like Count Chokula and Circus O’s.

Damn it, user. Can you not spell or do you have Parkinson’s?

We could chalk it up to me longbording to get booze but I figured that the reference to Trump meant typing incoherently and misspelling everything would resemble his twitter feed and be a turn on.

Just you being 39 is a turn on but that slight dig at trump ruined everything.

>doesn't matter how old they are
as long as they're rich.

I voted Nixon. Deal with it. We can go to therapy before I punch you and pee on you.

Won’t exactly oppose to the latter.

Can we just make a scat video where we also seek therapy in it and make a documentary from it and get wealthy and a putrid reality TV show? Baby, we can work this out.

We can invite the corpse of the INXS singer and the anorexic singer from Silverchair to play the renewal of vowels.

Daddy I thought we agreed on a cum omelette video. Christ, it’s like you have dementia or something.

Wait, so I’m not supposed to be tributing this dingo?

milf are fine too. I've seen 40 something year old milfs that drive me crazy.

Exchange facebooks and begone, hopefuls

We can’t even communicate anymore. It’s truly saddening.

Who uses Facebook?

this. #1 is get a number and close second is snapchat

Awww. We can work it out for the cat. I gotta go masturbate and get drunk. Have a good day baby.

Mm okay enjoy. Bye!

Lol how do I even know you’re the same person?

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Hmm delete this one then

There you go.

Oh wait what the fuck I went full retard. I obviously should have chosen the earlier post. It didn’t work anyway lol.

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Lol. It’s me. I’ll delete the entire thread if you want. :p

Lol I meant the ones before you left.

Well, I made a throwaway kik @itributekangaroos if you wanna talk and converse elsewhere. Yes, and all of you other ducks can send me fucked up shit, but I have dibs on eating you since you fly.

Fine. How about this one?

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For real though on a scale of 1-10 how underage are you? Holy shit.

Oooh checked. I don’t have Kik lol we can do snapchat but don’t expect nudes.

Sure

Technically my age has reverted my neurons to the age of a 11 year old watching Goof Troop

Of course you do, it would be weird to find older men unattractive.

@iliketrumphoes

Normie women date older men all the fucking time, mostly for money but some have a daddy kink. That's why that daddy shit was a huge goddamn snapchat/FB meme for the past couple years. Men can still get younger women up until late 40's/early 50's.

On the other hand, women have more difficulty finding any age men the older they get. Their biological clock is ticking and the more eggs they lose the higher the chance they are for birth defects or having twins.

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>t. completely unaware of cougars and kpop fans

Just added you

lol, 21? 21 is so fucking young for a guy. You're a baby. You have so much time.

how much time?

Probably a decade

I met a 30 year old yesterday, he looked like he was 20. If you look young, you can always lie that you're younger if you feel insecure about your age.

Realistic answer incoming. Men in their thirties dating girls that young exist and are not rare unicorns, but it's definitely not the norm. Most young girls want to date guys their age (or a handful of years older) for a variety of reasons, ranging from youth (stamina in bed, best physical shape) to practicality (most people they meet are their own age, no awkwardness introducing their boyfriend to friends/family - it can be weird bringing a what to many college aged people is a middle aged man to a wild party) to simply wanting a guy who is in the same stage in life, can easily stay up a night, is also experimenting with who he is/sex/drugs/college... they have most in common.

The cute, young girls who do want to date older men have a very generous offering to choose from and are not going to date any given man just because he's older. What makes you think if right now you can't get your shit together and lose weight, you'll become a George Clooney when you're older instead of a fatter, balder version of your current self? Do yourself a favor and try to make the most of your youth.

Late as fuck reply. Met him at a bar and later asked him out
Only gold diggers care about that.

>balding
I am 25 and already gave up on them
Only single moms for me...

This desu.

I'm 20 dating a guy in his late 30s and I regret it a little. He's not in the same stage of life and it's clear, sometimes that's good because he's mature and I don't club/drink and we go places and have independence. Though he's fit, he doesn't have sexual stamina and he's insecure about the volume of his load. The fact that he might be using me also plays on my mind a lot - I want someone for the long term, not someone who'll drop me for a younger girl. This seems inevitable.

But it's clear that men like that have issues. Mine isn't that great with money, he enjoys having control, he doesn't like feeling old, he's quite emotional and stunted in some ways.

now i'm sad

Haven't read thread, but my buddy who's almost 40 pulls a girl from town pretty much every week, with ages ranging from 35 to 19. But he's really attractive, and spent years studying/practicing pickup.

He's not a sleezy guy - he's just very chill and understands women. Some people shit on him for being 40 and still partying around etc, but as far as I'm concerned, he's set his life up exactly the way he wants it, which is impressive (apart from being single and fucking lots of women, he also earns enough to work half-weeks and just chills the rest of the time enjoying life). I think he was a late bloomer - only started going out etc in his 30's.

So yes, by no means impossible to bang college girls when you're older. There's also sugar-daddying if you're rich.

But theres no time like your 20's OP; you'll never get this youth again. Go research fitness and interacting with women. Like with most things in life, intelligent men have gone out and explored and studied these things and have brought back their knowledge for others to share. It's all there, ready for your taking.

Everyone is different, become the sort of person getting college girls at 22 and you'll be getting them at 32.

I think that's a little too old. I'm 25, and even dating 18/19 year old freshman is a big stretch despite being a junior myself. You can really feel the maturity differences and some of them straight up still look like kids.