Notch is based, prove me wrong

Endermans represent niggers, they
>are tall
>can't swim
>attack you if you look at them wrong
>steal shit

Villagers are kikes, they
>Like money
>Have big noses
>trick you

Skeletons are betas, they
>are skinny
>are white
>shoot at you

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yeah no shit welcome to 2014 or whatever

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Бaceд

>always weary of endermen
>love ruining squiwards' villages for some reason
>annoyed with skeletons

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Give him a break, it's Costa Rica. They just got computers last year.

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>Trick you
How so

Why is shooting this people supposed to be wrong again?

steve is gay

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I think you are confusing my country with this

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Their prices are way too high
It's like 3 emeralds for a fucking stick

I was down there last June and was surprised by the amount of network coverage.

Hell, I posted a few times from there, OP is probably on vacation.

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based lol XD

go to /v/

I'm actually Costa Rican

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I was just rattling his barn, I have been to Costa Rica. One of the most beautiful places I have ever been.

Well that's just kike-ing you not tricking
Arguably worse desu

Do you even have a cool name like all the other Ticos? Idk what it is about the names down there. everyone is trying to outdo each other or something.

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Everything you said is true

>creepers are muslims

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Based and redpilled AND based.

>cool name
Yeah I have one

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And their arms were chopped off

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>Around Enders...

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бeйзд

Lol, my wife zealously kills all Endermen she runs across while screaming "DIE YOU NIGHTMARE SPAWN"

True story

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I think the more inherently Jewish thing is that their usage of emeralds ultimately devalues as a currency when you start dealing with more than one of them and building additional settlements for them. By the time you've expanded their race in a protected fashion, built walls around their new settlements to keep out zombie/Muslim hordes, you will have so many emeralds that you start using them as building materials.

or, you trap them in an underground breeding pen, cart out their young to sort out the best ones for trading (the ones that give you emeralds for flesh iirc), and build a trap to automatically kill the golems and harvest them for iron.

And holy fuck, they have golems. They're definitely jews

Gtfo Achmed.

>achmed
>american flag
...wat

I have chaos emeralds so I can go fast

>clear a large area in the middle of village
>destroy all buildings
>build 4 prison chambers with doors everywhere
>summon iron golems for me
>little slave village of iron
easy jewish slaves

Nah, I just execute them all without trial

shut up thailand

>tfw I had so much iron from my golem farm that I built a giant iron pyramid with a water elevator that lifted villagers strait up to the top so I could sacrifice them with he pull of a lever
I miss minecraft sometimes

Creepers are Muslims, they sneak up on you and blow up all your hard work.

What kind of retard actually thinks niggers are tall?