Lets see if Jow Forums is smart enough to figure out why.
In 2 years, Finland will be the wealthiest country in the world
Happiness is wealth
Because they have the most slaves.
comfy but bluepilled
cringe
melting down all your subhumans for fuel oil?
VR Sex revolutionary tech
Drinkable water?
Muhammed reincarnates as Finnish man?
the finns are pretty impressive. i always thought the smartphone/touchscreen/mobile revolution started in japan or korea but it was the finns and white anglos that pioneered all of the inventions leading up to it. Good on ya, finland.
Wasn't there something about Finland having a lot of Lithium in news some time ago? Lithium is necessary in making of modern electronics. So second guess Lithium.
Väinämöinen is returning as promised.
Merge with us?
space sauna stations programs
>i always thought the smartphone/touchscreen/mobile revolution started in japan or korea but it was the finns and white anglos that pioneered all of the inventions leading up to it.
You don't know the half of it. Nokia R&D department basically built the iPhone before Apple ever did, the execs just never pulled the trigger on it because they were too much of pussies to take the risk (their bonuses were directly tied to sales of the models their depts built).
I'd show you pics from way back when but I'd get in trouble.
Because the glorious russian empire will take it over?
Its not all song and dance. We're also responsible for all the micropay mobile phone game crap.
You scum have already ruined Karjala. Notice that there are almost no Karelians left there today? And those that are are heavily Russified?
I don't know either.
Water? Wood processing technology? Using muslims as fuel?
Or is this about the northern sea trade route from Finland to China?
We gave the world mobile tech and Angry Birds, but took away all platforms of gaming through the invention of microtransactions.
For a nation mostly free of Jews, we sure engineer things like they do.
Because the Finns will negotiate the annexation of their native Siberia with all of its natural resources
Shut up Fuck boi
Coming for you too
Now give me your lunch money and half of the Yukon or I'll knock your teeth out
reasons
Finland was the "happiest country in the world 2018", ironically nobody inside Finland believed it.
Nice. I have a few finnish bros, love them.
Wood export? I mean that's their main source of income.
What are memes? Some would say they are funny quips or images but I say they are stories or you could even think of them as poems and art. Memes are more or less the song of our people, we breath them, we feel them they fill the air and sustain us. You could even say they are our way of contracting the gods of old
Finnish meme production is set to reach a certain break point in 2019 (which I like to call the happening).
The consequence of this is that the sheer volume of concentrated Finnish belief will breach the firmament and bridge the gap between the mortal and the immortal world. From there Väinämöinen will return to lead our people once again as our champion. He will sing out the swedes, the nigs and the ruskies with the now massively amplified meme magics and then forge a new Sampo to create endless source of salt, grains and gold.
That's how we will pass everyone in wealth. It's practically obvious if you think about it a little
wat
how
where is my money
Pathetic
Nightwish guitarist just married his brazilian girlfriend. I've heard Brazil is big for metal music too.
>wood 3,88%
Huh. Well, what can I say, good job Finland.
Because they have a very small amount of shekel grabbing Jews
Yes it is. And Nightwish is huge here, very common to spot someone with their shirt walking around.
Rich in what, Baltic amber?
Because they will control the White Sea?
Finnic Khanate will be reborn, Mannerheim as actually General of Tartaria and he returned to defend last stronghold of ancient empire.
>:D
Exporting wood is expensive, cheaper to buy it from Russia, Canada or like Brazil. We actually import more raw wood than we sell (mostly from Russia for obvious reasons). We do sell a lot of paper though. Paper and paper pulp is like 20% of our exports and 5% is wood and wood products.
Peat bogs
>nightwish
Oh shit the golden bull run of horse archers is on and the price of autism is through the roof.
I'm rich niggers.
Highest IQ?
I wish we would have it so easy. Huge landscape and other problems comes with it make it extremely difficult. Expenses for the army, defense, space program, renovation of old Soviet commieblocks, renovation/construction of infrastructure, which was abandoned in the 90s and so on.
The countries that surround Sweden should put Sweden out of it's misery and take over the land.
But please wipe out all feminists, they are containing a deadly bioweapon that creates mutations straight out of The Thing.
What you mean microtransactions? I thought that was an american idea implemented by an american dude in a jap company.
Go on, I won't tell anyone.
the meme industry is skyrocketing
how many times do I have to tell you frank? fuck off
World finally recognizes spurdo and it's ebin.
you left out all those corrupted kikes in kremlin that run your country
>You scum have already ruined Karjala. Notice that there are almost no Karelians left there today? And those that are are heavily Russified?
>No Karelians
>ruined
Lmao
>half of the yukon
now hold on there buddy, that's nothern canada's whitest province.
there's not enough room for the both of us in the inevitable site of white nationalism in north america once global warming happens
Compare the overall quality of Finland as a nation to that of Russia. Eastern Finns get a lot of shit, but they're still Finns, and of comparable competence, intelligence, and character to their western counterparts.
So, yes, ruined.
I'm almost certain that YT is less white than a place like PEI or or NS. It's also not a province. There's quite a few chugs. You just don't have to deal with them in Whitehorse as much as you wood in, say, Carmacks.
Sorry buddy, it's more Ukrainian than Finnish at this point, just forget
Angry birds profits?
Yes, that's what I'm referring to when I say it's been ruined. You flooded it with Russians.
Cuz they're white and don't take shitskins
Cuz they actually followed through with Uncle Adolfs ideas for economics and eugenics
Lol this Russophobic crap again
KARA BOGA my FINnish brothers
currency manipulation that rolls up and then down based upon compliance with EU with ties to Fed. It'll go in, and then will go out. Then it will be left with imported wards, and without the vapor which evaporated. Numbers are just numbers when manipulated form the start, and it's best to have value based upon tangible assets rather than rolling markets. A bird in the hand is worth two i the bush, and I'll gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today. Fuck it if Tuesday never comes for me.
I don't have any problem with Russians in Russia. I have a problem with your imperialistic aims in Karelia. How the fuck can that come as a surprise to you? Do you think Karelians would actually want the imposition of a foreign language on them? Or that they want to be ruled by little Russian magistrates rather than their own people? Or that they want to become minorities in their own native land? Or that they want to be brutalised under the Soviets? Don't be stupid.
You know you're talking to a semite when the postfix (((phobia))) is being thrown around.
>oy vey, you don't like (((us)))
>you must be xeno(((phobic)))
Actually some jews consider Finns a lost tribe of jews, issachar. My mothers surname was Issakainen aka Issachar ;-D
Reindeer are new international currency standard.
>Chaimamoinen defeat Jewkahainen with his Jewish magic
>Kalevala is just a mistranslation of Kabbalah
The pieces are all falling into place.
Look, no one cares about Finland.
They established a meme-border several miles from Saint Petersburg and we couldn't dispute that being in civil war.
You will never surpass Switzerland
>Look, no one cares about Finland.
At least a few of us ITT do, otherwise we wouldn't be here. What kind of point is this supposed to be?
God bless Finland, stay safe, and thank you for giving me my bat shit crazy grandpa.
That's an interesting idea, I'll have to look into that.
>hand sanitizer drinking russky gets mad about its tiny but sisu-filled neighbor
Just go back to VK you fucking fag.
Finland's main source of export is Angry Birds, that chart is a lie.
Is a new Angry Birds coming out or something?
>What kind of point is this supposed to be?
>They established a meme-border several miles from Saint Petersburg and we couldn't dispute that being in civil war.
Whatever you say Sir-Gay
>Angry Birds
I liked Trine even more
You know I was referring to your flippant and pointless remark about nobody caring about Finland. It doesn't even sound sincere coming from you, given that you are also sitting here talking about it.
Only a Russian could be so low and deluded as to try to deny that Karelians (i.e., Finns) are native to Karelia and that the border here referred to wasn't the product of a sincere attempt, albeit limited by geopolitical considerations, to establish a boundary roughly analogous to the ethnic reality: that is, that Karelians are not Slavs, not Russians, but a people whose destiny is and always was bound up with their actual brother Finns.
Because they all own Chainlink.
What do you mean by wealthiest ? Average finn is wealthier compared to other nations ?
Applies to Sweden.
This is the real reason why.
And it's well known that Finns are madly in love with Swedes...
Not my business. Either way we left some Finnish areas in Sweden, even though North Swedes are mixed with them anyway.
>200000000
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>This
Get the fuck off Jow Forums you fucking tard! haha
True.
Thought that our traitor government has sold our freedom and independence to EU is slowly spreading.
Our main media is eu propaganda machine and so is our government.
EU Gunban is only way to disarm people.
Fins hate Swedes and swedes hate fins. Sweden is the most disgusting country on this planet and should get nuked.
There is no EU gunban. The countryx with the least guns in Europe is Brexit UK.
Wealthy in shitskins?
You forgot your eu flag retard.
A high annual production of love for Lauren Southern as well as a monopoly on Spurdo memes?
Scientists figured out a way to power vehicles off crippling depression and alcoholism
cringe
You Finnish cunts discontinued work on the MeeGo operating system. :^(
Now only its decendants are available, and only really work for people Finland and Russia.
Most definitely. PEI, nova scotia,new brunswick and newfoundland are all way above 90 percent white. But, the yukon will be sufficiently white when the horde comes from the south as the temp changes, whites from all over north america will flee to the yukon to settle. Think about it. It's a territory the size of spain with the population of 20,000. It is ripe for a new thule.
Love you too bro!!
kek
In an experiment were wallets were “lost”, Mumbai came in second to Finland for most wallets returned to the “owner”.
I hate sweden so I'll group all swedes in that hate, because I have never talked to a swede in my life.
This passive aggression made me sad, sorry swen bro. :(Still won't love you):
Holy fuck you're a real knobber aren't you!