Brit/pol/ - pukka pies edition

May's government survives no confidence vote
bbc.co.uk/news/live/46874049
UK Prime Minister Theresa May has seen off a bid to remove her government from power, winning a no confidence vote by 325 to 306.
>Rebel Tory MPs and the DUP - who 24 hours earlier rejected the PM's Brexit plan by a huge margin - voted to keep her in Downing Street.
>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn argued that Mrs May's "zombie" administration had lost the right to govern.
>Mrs May will be making a statement from Downing Street at around 2200 GMT.

Philip Hammond tells business chiefs MPs will stop no-deal Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/16/philip-hammond-tells-business-chiefs-mps-will-stop-no-deal-brexit/
>Philip Hammond told business leaders that the “threat” of a no-deal Brexit could be taken “off the table” within days and potentially lead to Article 50 “rescinded”, a leaked recording of a conference call reveals.
>The Chancellor set out how a backbench Bill could effectively be used to stop any prospect of no deal. He suggested that ministers may even back the plan when asked for an “assurance” by the head of Tesco that the Government would not oppose the motion.

UK film age rating rules get stricter for scenes of sexual violence
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46889982
Under-15s will no longer be able to go to see films that depict rape and other sexual violence under new rules set by Britain's film ratings body.
>The British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) surveyed more than 10,000 people and found it to be among parents' main concerns.
>Any film showing sexual violence will now get at least a 15 rating rather than a 12 or a 12A.
>The BBFC also wants its ratings to appear on all streaming services.

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bryangould.com/brexit-explained/
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1085612918018920448
brexitcentral.com/dont-fooled-brexit-deal-creates-triple-lock-shackle-uk-brussels-forever/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism
youtube.com/watch?v=d-7GoyusdtQ
bbc.com/news/business-46896560
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

wtf are you stupid cunts doing there's about 6 threads up already. why are you mongs so dumb.

they're all shite

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The queen should disband the government and call an election. Useless fucks, baka.

[spoiler]also take back governing powers, monarchy nao!~[/spoiler]

German Media says another referendum gets more likely. Topkek if this actually happens it means bongs will just stay in the EU

I hope this happens. Our leadership is too weak to do anything other than ride the status quo.

Not really suprised that May survived.

>Could not win an election and did even worse than expected.
>Failed and bent over to the EU by actually making a balls up and making the deal with the EU and germans without telling anyone but she is a remainer and so is most of the cabinet.
>Survives a tory party no confidence vote mostly because half the party is on the payroll.
>Loses the vote anyways by the biggest margin in history and was even worse than expected.
>Survives a no confidence vote from the opposition even though a month ago at least a third of the party wanted rid of her yet they vote against to keep power.

It is just fucking BS and the tories have lost there backbone, they booted thatcher out yet allow this rotting corpse to remain.

Explain to a frog why the deal proposed yesterday was refused.

Because it basically kept us in the EU, and made us a vassal state. Nobody was having it.

fuck the politics shit whats the rundown on the pies

Leave, go on WTO. Never look back.

>pound rises as soon as no deal Brexit becomes a likelihood
>big businesses want assurance that it won't happen
>Philip Hammond goes out of his way to lick their arses and tell them that of course it won't, if they don't want it

For Fuck's Sake.

Pies are fine

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Hello wanger noshers
Cancer user here
Will we ever leave the EU? I think not

Honestly lads what's the poing?

>dead end job at a call centre
>no gf
>no degree

It's all so tiring, thing is it will never get better.. Early 20s and that's it, all done pack it up boys

war soon lad
got that to look forward to

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>what's the poing?

POING

Well the poing is there's always hope. What do you enjoy doing? Can you make a business out of it?

>no degree
good. Go to college, get into plumbing or carpentry or a some other trade. Those fuckers make money hand over fist, and in your early 20's. the government will pay

Lo Nadiya

>I can't even spell

why even live

binned your worthless shithole yet, ya pathetic britpakis?

bryangould.com/brexit-explained/

The true king kiwi
Bryan Gould

His speech on Maastricht was gangster
Makes Blair shit himself
BASED Brexiteer

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>first and only post of the thread
see you in the morning, at some point. Night lad.

I have no idea what flag that is

Night night

Pack in the job

what are you using? I hear good things about ExpressVPN, but NordVPN is way cheaper

Austria

australia i think

Call centres are suicide tier levels of job

lad quit moaning and grab life
make what you want do what you want
want to build something, go out there and build it
dig through the crates/sheds/books/scene and find something(S) that interest you
and when you're in an area you're interested in, you'll be interesting. some girl will come into your dj set/garden/bookshop/talk or event and you'll be on a wavelength (much more powerful than tndrslots). even if it's not forever, at least we can say we were here and we did.
try going for walks, getting lost.
try creative writing
try going to festivals or events - most have a way you can work or go for free
>protip, working there gets you backstage access ;^) and respect from people, not just another npc now eh

don't take life so hard
and don't let that brain rot too much (tv, chemicals, sedentary)

have you ever
>baked a loaf of bread
>got naked on a beach
>finished a fucking long book
>built / made something useful
>fixed something you didn't think fixable
>done a graffiti
>grew a plant
?

it's you
it's all you
you're steering the ship

example, I made this meme because I think evryone is ignoring how bad the WTO is. i hope they might question it
but tomorrow im fixing gutters, and I get satisfaction when there's not a drop of rainwater spilled (even though I know nothing's forever)

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And do what

aka. Germany's Lederhosen

I have no idea whether you're a tripfag or an honest to god actual fucking paki

I fucking hate that queer. Bet he's all over the BBC parliament. Looking for something to be gay about on national tv

>aggressive shitposting at midnight on a Wednesday in britpol

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ding is a qt pi :3

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What if my idea is to make documentaries on youtube about ww2 battles while also working a full time job?

>New timetable for Scottish independence within weeks
wut

What kind of imbecile would rule out no deal?

The EU will have even less reason to negotiate further.

>katy balls

im so high

nonce

nonce

i thought they were all welsh deano jobs

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The timetable says ‘never’

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1085612918018920448

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I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm: to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field.

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it'll be bollocks, SNP leak fake shit and start rumours to put pressure on their opponents all the time.

fucking newfag

i liked the suicidally depressed welsh lad on that.

I lasted 3 days in a call centre before quitting

Call centre jobs are based

prove me wrong

Because it's shit. Longer version here:
brexitcentral.com/dont-fooled-brexit-deal-creates-triple-lock-shackle-uk-brussels-forever/
Leavers don't like it because it doesn't let us leave enough, remainers don't like it because it lets us leave too much.

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Innocuousness or innocuity?

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is this some king copypasta?
That nigger needs to lift, good mind in a good body I tell ya lad .

God save the Queen

all exposed now lads. briton was and is far to weak for a brexit hungary tier here we come

Is Peter Hitchens right? Is there no hope for the Anglo-Saxon world anymore?

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Get Buddhist lads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism

Wrong Liz

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Hungary is the most based country in the EU though
>shits on the EU all the time
>refuses immigrants
>still won't leave because massive gibs
Basically they take massive amounts of money and stick two fingers up

I hate people lads

They’re just so weak.

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there is always hope.

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A Jew likes it. Im confused

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youtube.com/watch?v=d-7GoyusdtQ

Microwaves are degenerate.

Gove is pro-israeli

Because Jews like meaninglessness and destruction of everything which all modern politicians are the symbol of.

DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CUNT

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they're not exactly what we had in mind for ourselves tho are they?

Further confusion, sky show a remoaner in this light

Gold/silver backed Pound Sterling when?

He's just an opportunist but brexiteer nominally

thanks to Bretton Woods
None until next global recession

Fall of man and all that business.

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I know gove, I'm talking about cable

true
Gove and his mrs are well cosy with Murdoch as both have worked for his companies

>lb of sterling silver
>£177
>99.43% devaluation
it can't carry on much longer

>until the next global recession
So not far off then?

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Funny, I was just thinking the same thing.

uk was at the forefront of free market capitalism but we've been devastated by it from the inside out. all that is left is a husk.

That's the point, and why it's going to work so well. If the people don't trust their own government, other nations will buy the con. It's an insanely well constructed set up. Risky as fuck, I'll admit. But just wait and see what happens friend.

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I just don't get why brexiteer is being shown in this fashion, it's very unusual for them to depict Brexiteers of anything but idiots. Though maybe that's what this lad is saying. Show the brexiteers as kids instead?

Oh it's gonna be a shit show
Started last year
Big shocks on the way
Many headless chickens
Current Economists with POWER don't take into account the role of cheap credit
Asset prices to fall

And no, BitCoin is not the answer

no no
Gove personally knows people at Sky News so he will always get top coverage
His wife too

More global electrical power is used to mine bitcoin than Austria uses per year

How’s that for a big brain put down

>gove

It’s just like everyone is turning into a feminine idea of humans. That ultimately means an abandonment of the natural order of life and instead a life of dependence via government. This is seen how we treat animals, more precisely the most violent ones, we have to drug them up, bring them up in absent of their natural life, abandon any family life and for what? For a moment to moment based life in comparison of consumption.
We view these animals like we view men now in society, we want them looking masculine but not to act it. We want them to do masculine things as long as it goes with our emotional guidelines but never to be masculine.

Fucking hate it all. Why the fuck do they want this?

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>Gillette maker's CEO says Brexit bad for business and bad for Britons

bbc.com/news/business-46896560

Is P&G /pols/ next boss?

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I understand that, but it's not on Murdochs interest to make Brexit seem cool. I took a break from politics, what changed? The only place you see this stuff is on YouTube. Not sky's Twitter account. It's glorifying a Brexiteer, regardless of who it is. Unless of course it does the opposite and make people believe they're childish

>overpriced brands
they can fuck off