RAGE AGAINST THE RAZOR

If someone could make a better version of this. I reckon it would take the wind out of Gillette's sails.

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Waste of time. OP will watch an Iranian kill his mother in front of him. israel is going to war and you have no allies cunt.

And this one too.

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LUL

My razor has 3 blades. As a real man, my hair grows too fast and thick to use a razor with so little room between the blades. I would have to shave two to three times per day and get up in the middle of the night to shave if I wanted to use a 5 blade razor.

>using cartridge or disposable razors
seriously?

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Yes. Seriously

you don't need 5 fucking blades you fucking retards

>buying from Amazon
Just go to CVS and buy the generic-brand razors you niggers

>just go to another country to buy a razor

>muh BiC

>paying a corporation for a product to chop off your secondary sex characteristics

Geez I thought you guys had learned something from the Gillette debacle. You gonna cut your balls off with that razor too?

All publicity is good publicity?
Are we being played?

Fuck you I won't shave what you tell me.

Lol are you still butthurt about those razors? You neckbeards are so sensitive

Gas the soys, raze war now!

This. Even some 3 blade razors, (specifically the Mach 3) my hairs either don't get shaved off, or if they do, clog the razor and I have to spend a minute cleaning it out with a pin after each stroke. I haven't used Gillette for years after I switched to Bic.

The ultimate is a shaving knife

Areal thread with real potential, go bump it faggot

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Get a Muhle safety razor.

That's a big bic.

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Equate 5-blade master race reporting in.

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If you're boycotting a woke megacorp, only to switch to buying from another woke megacorp, you're just doing pic related.
Every major mainstream shaving company is filled to the brim with globohomo virtue signalling. Your first priority should be to minimize how much money total you're throwing into the beast's gaping maw. Small, generic brands are cheaper and better than any big company you hear being advertised on TV.

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Blades are almost free for what I just shared. Post what you got or gtfo.

Goddamn it. I've been using a Mach 3 since they came out in the 90s. Any suggestions Anons? I fuckin refuse to use Jewlette garbage anymore.

In b4 "straight razor": the fuck outta here with that shit. I want to shave quick and dirty. Not spend 30 mins trying not to shear my jugular like a 19th century dry goods salesman.

>not just growing your beard out

>shartmart

Get a safety razor.

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I have a DE razor too. Since I only use it to trim the edges of my beard and avoid the neckbeard look, my current supply of blades will last me for several years.

Get an electric and quit feeding the razor jew

>clog the razor and I have to spend a minute cleaning it out with a pin after each stroke
Based Leaf understands.

See: Every bit as good as the Cucklette version at about 1/4 the cost.

>not just kys

Check the back, it might be made by Gillette.

> SWEET AND DIVINE RAZOR OF MINE.....

CRAWLING IN THE SKIN. BUT SERIOUSLY FUCK EM ALL TO DEATH. Enough is enough

You know you’ve mastered a straight razor when you can shave your balls blind folded.

>Shaving body and facial hair

You mean like a woman?

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Those third reich printers always had shit dpi.

>IM GON LET IT SHINE

Sure thing sweety.

Just get the cheap disposable ones with 4 or 5 blades. Theyre better than GIllette half the time.. Just get whatever has most blades for least money

Serious? Isn't that the Wal-Mart house brand? Usually they're cheap for a reason. I have insanely sensitive skin so I need good blades or else my bathroom looks like a slaughterhouse.

Get a safety razor, you fucking troglodyte.

Redpill me on Gillette

>when you try to scrub peanut butter out of a shag carpet

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My printer works well for sp content and I’ve yet to hear the manufacturer tell me that printing is chauvinistic.

Different cartridge connection mechanism, nothing similar (besides the 5 blades to a Cucklette).

Also trips.

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Check the back, sometimes the shartmart brand is still made by the big company.

I used schick stuff and refused Gillette bullshit since 2013

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Make sure, they sometimes use the bigger company to manufacture a specuial one for them. You might be good, but it still might be made by gillete.

Try it. I used to use the Cucklette version, but hated the prices. Tried it to see how bad it was, and it shaves just as good.

We can force them to produce niche shit they can't make money out of without switching their entire production. In other words, we can meme the shit out of anything. Remember white monster sales? We are powerful force.

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Who the fuck cares if Cucklette makes it, boycotts are for leftists and faggots. In any case, even if they do make it, it's like 1/4 of the cost so fuckit.

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Sorry, I guess I was just demonstrating "Toxic Masculinity™" I'll start checking my privilege immediately. Please don't go to HR.

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Yes you flaming autist. Did you really think one razor company cucking is enough to get thousands of people to switch to safety razors? Why would we do that when we can just switch brands?

No they are not, that mindset is for leftists and faggots though. Just buy something else, or be cool. And get a electric razor like the cool neets.

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