Did any of you burgers ever yelled on your parents for mutilating your dicks? What did you say, what did they say...

nope, circumcised and proud. women prefer 'mutilated' dicks, not everything that's natural is good. i love my parents and thank them daily for snipping that gross shit off. besides, it's easier to clean too.

Attached: 1541575941319.png (256x256, 125K)

I'd be miserable if I were you.

We're all gonna make in brahs

I like being able to not shower for a couple days and not have to worry about man cheese

I explained to them that i believe its wrong and why i think they made the wrong choice.
They just said they dont agree with me. I cant seem to convince them

Nah. Well, I mean, yeah, but for other reasons. You can't hold others' mistakes over them forever, and you can't let negative things that happened to you define you. That's turbojew faggotry and accomplishes nothing. Best you can do is learn, and avoid making the same mistakes. I have three boys, and they're all uncut. And when they're old enough to notice, I will explain why.

That comic is true.

Based Billy on thot patrol.

Yes. My father and mother each defended it. Asked them if they would circumcise a daughter if they had one. "No that's barbaric..."

Father and Mother still defend it though. Most people do, it's gotten to the point where, if I do get into an argument about, I only make sure that they acknowledge the fact that it's genital mutilation.

Had this discussion with my boss at one point. He was giving muslims shit for circumcising girls, I shrugged and said we circumcise our boys. He furrowed his brows and got wicked pissy. I hit a nerve and dropped the conversation.

Attached: wife.jpg (640x480, 117K)

>I like letting my ass and underarms stay unwashed for days, they are negated by the fact my glans is calloused and has lost its ability for self lubrication
protip: "dickcheese" only happens if you dont wash after jerking / you're sitting around dripping precum non stop

its less a foreskin thing and more a "clean the fluids off" thing
kek

Attached: 1522296186724.png (1024x495, 63K)

Wtf i love circumcision now

I got a third of a circumcision

Hey man I remember you from the confession thread last night. I wish that pony posting was permitted outside the /mlp/ ghetto. Sun butt is still best girl though.

I'm not happy they did it to me. The marked as a slave bit pisses me off. what goes around comes around though.

No,
Turned 18.
Sued the hospital that did it before statute of limitations expired.
Done deal.

He gave them a tip

Circumcision should be made mandatory everywhere.

wahhh?

Please elaborate.
What laws? How longs the statute?

It’s funny that you can’t even have this conversation in public. Not with a healthcare professional, not with a normie, not with a new mother... they all push back HARD on the idea that there is ANYTHING wrong with male genital mutilation. And the fifth time you call it that, they just get angry and rage quit the convo. My advice... don’t bother trying to convince anyone... just loudly and proudly talk about how awesome MALE GENITAL MUTILATION is and how happy you are that your mother and her doctor decided that MALE GENITAL MUTILATION was right for you.

>loyal zog mutt

Attached: serveimage (8).png (600x781, 537K)

>I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex

Bodily Harm
Medically Unnecessary procedures
My state two years

You were circumcised at 16?

No, because what good would that do? The damage is already done, and they won't be having any more kids anyway. I'm not going to hold that mistake over their heads and guilt them with it, that won't change anything. Best I can do is make sure any son I have stays uncut.

>burgers
>dick mutilating
You mean jews?

No infancy
Statute of Limitations for certain personal injuries that occurred when I wasn't an adult expires in two years.

>>pastebin.com/8NYx4w06
>>>America is a shithole where children are harmed for profit. Cutting the evolutionary designed foreskin off leaves the penis impaired in mechanical function, prone to disease, infection, drying out, exposed, and women like it less. The majority of hollywood porno actors are cut to deceive ignorant cutfags into thinking it normal, and addict them to porn literally draining them of their money and children. It is engineered parasitic population replacement and evil to the Nth degree. It must be stopped first in culture, later by law.
The guilt would kill my parents, they are too NPC family to talk to them about it. What can I say I do feel love toward my NPC family.

Attached: serveimage (16).jpg (480x816, 47K)

I legit asked them, and they just laughed at me. They said uncut dicks are gross and smell bad. Is this true, I’ve always assumed it was. I’ve asked some gfs about it and they said it’s about the same.

>mutts loyal to their ZoG masters unable to question or vote properly, impeccably stupid and brutish. Master says 'antisemitism' and they jump like good boys.
This is done for fun and profit to slowly genocide and replace host populations. As this has happened before, when the host discovers the deception there is an expulsion. It happened to the generation of kids whose Fathers were drafted to fight Germany, deceiving ignorant mothers drugged and without proper anatomy education.

Attached: serveimage (3).jpg (340x265, 13K)

I inhaled amniotic fluid in the womb and spent the first week of my life in an incubator. Because of this, I was never circumcised.

Jews BTFO'D.

i like how he used the laughwhores.jpg

Circumcision is why america has befallen cultural death and racial replacement. It has likely happened to every country that has expelled Jews at any other point in history. I mean look its blood libel in 2018 ffs.

Attached: 1547614719783.jpg (736x736, 115K)

Attached: Amerimutt.jpg (989x5094, 915K)

I yelled at them the day i found out in fifth grade sex ed
my mom sort of apologized and said that she just did whatever the (((doctor))) recommended

Its true, the brainwashing is accomplished through pain based trauma that scars the mind and the body. The loss of the foreskin during first puberty throws the endocrine system into chaos. The source of:
>serial killers
>sociopaths
>school shooters
>autism
>gender dysphoria
etc. The amerimutt is a GMO, and there is an industry built to profit for genocide through pornography, propaganda, and mutilation. Look at the child's eyes.

Attached: 1546566361479.jpg (720x838, 57K)

Yelled at my parents? I've never had a real conversation with my parents. They issue orders. Never said anything other than orders.

COPE

Post argument in favour of circumcision here

Attached: serveimage (24).jpg (340x270, 28K)

I dont really care its just a little skin not like it matters. Wont do it to my son though cause theres no point.

PEE PEE ICKY

Attached: 1542259029842.jpg (1280x905, 1005K)

C O P E
O
P
E

If I flayed off your scales would you die?

Attached: 1546649116559.png (400x400, 134K)

>it would be very painful wouldn't it?

Attached: 1547612827136.jpg (1024x684, 155K)

Bump

No, but I did resolve to never let them near my future kids. We argued and my parents used the same npc responces of, "It's cleaner lol.", "It's just skin, you didn't feel pain". Made me actually want to beat him.

Its evil.

Attached: 1547619863333.jpg (1600x1600, 403K)

Quantifiably and intrinsically evil.

Attached: 1547619515395.jpg (720x427, 101K)

Not much use in yelling at people who didn't care about their baby's genital integrity in the first place.
They still think they did the "right" thing.
As if letting someone mutilate your newborn is ever okay.
I don't yell at them, I simply don't forgive them.

Attached: 1547409400905.webm (366x332, 1.67M)

>funny word for fixing.

Attached: 1538791374548.png (403x334, 100K)

NPC family either cannot bear the guilt, so the convince themselves that they did nothing wrong and try to wash their hands of it or they choose to remain willingly ignorant. Yelling and beating would only be an indulgence of wrath and wouldn't yield closure, but you already know that.

Attached: 1541256881304.png (1000x1764, 1.72M)

Yes. No matter how conservative my pops pretends to be, he and my lefty mother still caved in to the jew.
I can't take it back but I can tell you those doctors did not get the chance with my son.
Couldn't bear the thought of those kikes butchering my boy.
We should outlaw male genital mutilation, maybe some of these jews will leave over it

Reminds me of the protagonist from here.

Attached: A message from the Alt-RIght..webm (480x360, 2.34M)

me and my parents don't speak anymore.

although, my mom keeps buying me poisoned coffee.

I am not circumcised and am proud to say only me, my mother, and my father have ever laid eyes or hands on my penis.

Nice bait

Even if you fully support the decision to cut your penis, it should be YOUR decision instead of theirs, the left constantly spouts "Her body, her choice" but what about in this instance?

Yes.

Its always something like
"We thought it was what's best" or justification from made up biased "health" benefits from the AAP. OR THE WORST want you to look like your father. As if I fucking care.

Most mutilators are christfags too. Trust me its no coincidence. Their sand nigger religion normalized the idea in the first place and christfags suck the most jewish cock ive ever seen.

Attached: ff_69.jpg (1920x1080, 747K)

Hey, whatever happened to this do?

She was clearly charging him.

My mom didnt have me baptized because she was worried about my religious beliefs growing up. She did, however, have me circumcised.

I fucking hate women

I value protecting kids over scurrying mice, but it would be a coincidental benefit. Its in their nature to be international, if they don't lime it they can go to Israel.
>what to do with the (((doctors))) that perform this sadistic act is what I want to know.

Attached: 1547605887410.jpg (960x960, 259K)

No cuz my mom and dad didn't fall for Jewish tricks and I'm still intact.

Thanks Jews and Christians.

Attached: 1546580548475.jpg (179x179, 10K)

Nothing will redpill you on christcuckery harder than seeing how much Zionist dick they suck here, hell they've done it throughout history.

Hopefully medicine can fix what the sandniggers have done to me.

Attached: ff.gif (320x180, 873K)

>That part where the lines meet up for a bit
This is why they can't question ZoG. Stolen from the sons of men drafted to fight the war.

Attached: 1546651321631.gif (619x431, 7K)

Now post jew immigration and watch how it correlates

Kikes are a menace and so is all of their religions

Attached: ff_18_0.png (1447x623, 93K)

Exactly. Correct the mistake, don't let them steal the rest of your manhood away.

No, why would I? Why would I yell at my mother who wiped my ass more than three times a day for the first year and a half of my life and then feed, support, and emotionally lift me up out of my depression. And then I'm supposed to get mad because "muh dick doesn't look like an earthworm and doesn't have a thin layer of skin choking it down all the time"?
Like I can understand how people can feel sensitive around their dick, but I don't feel discomfort or obsession about other men's cock, OP. If you want to tell me more about how peel back other men's dick and how great that feels, by all means, go ahead.

Attached: Be american.png (1920x1080, 2.18M)

Is this the correct one? I'm not sure if I have the image you are looking for, but you are speaking of the correlation with the exodus of Jews from Germany to the US before the war yes? I'm talking about the kids born '40-'43 inside hospitals as they were nearly all cut, presumably while the father's were dying in the war.

Attached: 1547328416586.jpg (2000x7008, 1.06M)

You wouldn't declaw a cat right user? You aren't some monster who would hurt something cute and smol like me.

Attached: serveimage (70).jpg (480x420, 22K)

That one is good enough for sure.

Let us not forget old rabbi Lincoln himself and the central bank that got established in the early 1900s. Really makes me think...

Jews killed this country.

Christfags can say what they want about "larpagans" but I'd take anything over the jew worshipping filth that killed this nation

Attached: ff.gif (403x360, 112K)

No, I wouldn't declaw my cat. And before you ask, no I wouldn't press my child for circumcision, unless it was deemed necessary. My dad's circumcised, as was my grandfather before me. However I feel no real loss. I jack off to porn alright and clean out my cock fine. Life goes on.

Attached: Cute shota is not cute.png (1100x1575, 264K)

Philosophically it isn't all that bad, Jews really do hate Jesus more than anyone else. The problem is that the sheep are too fucking stupid. You'd think 'synagogue of satan' would invoke something in the NPC but no, they just gloss over it.

I’m uncut but have a small dick, I’d rather be mutilated as hung

>be me
>converting to Orthodox Christianity
>they don't require circumcision and provide me verses to prove it's not needed
>confront my dad with this info.
>dad: "Oh it wasn't for religious reasons, I just figured it would be more hygienic"
>mfw

Attached: 1482471062422.jpg (480x232, 25K)

Thats because like all religious trash the bible is riddled with contradictions and vagueness. You can interpret that in different ways and also jesus himself validates the old writings and laws so people who try to act like the new testament is all that exists are also interpreting something selectively. Religion is fucking stupid , especially religion that shares a base with the religion that popularized genital cutting males in the large scale.

What would deem it necessary? Gangrene from not bathing or even wiping off fluid? It doesn't just 'get dirty', its a fused organ, see the metal probe posted. It's used to pierce and pry apart what should remain fused.
>and without anesthetic they are molested with pliers and cut with knives,flayed living restrained and screaming.
Oh but you wouldn't declaw cats, just humans unable to speak. I don't really understand your reasoning I guess, what's the difference be it cat, boy, or catboy? Its callous

Attached: 1537495895740.png (720x720, 534K)

My Croatian boyfriend has a huge uncut dick.

why do retards always have the snappiest comebacks?

Well I knew a guy who got circumcised at 14 when the craze was just going around. The old timer said they had anesthetic, but no pain killers, so the entire week was miserable for him. Oh, well.
>What would deem it necessary?
I don't know what condition would arise for this scenario to come up. I'm no doctor. Maybe something will come up and I'd do what's in my families' best interest. And before you come in with (((doctor))), yes, I'd trust a Yiddish professional over my DIY books (I'm not a 300 IQ genius).
I'm not sniping for dick here. Just open to the possibilities. I'm still alive and life ain't too bad. I jerk off just fine and life goes on.

Attached: Cute Japanese teacher (male) 3.jpg (640x960, 50K)

> They said uncut dicks are gross and smell bad.
I some bad news about your dad user...

>trusting a doctor over self verifiable and easily consumed published research and facts

thats real fucking sheep mentality kiddo

You dont have to be smart to know that cutting a part of your body off = bad.

I just like the many appeals Jesus makes to his contextual world, he was the jew born to fulfill their religion and bring them into harmony with the rest of the world, ie Rome.
>go the extra mile for the centurion, he will beg you to stop
>turn the other cheek, force him to hit you with a open face hand
The sheep are too stupid to understand, they think it means be a cuck when it means don't rush headfirst into war. Which they did within 50 years after they had him killed or so.

I don't know man, but the ratio of people who die from a lack of a pancreas as apposed to people who die from having one. is somewhere around 0:X where "X" is more than one.

Brought it up to my Mom when I was drunk. Later when I was sober, she apologized for doing it. It was so terrible that all of my younger brothers were spared the horror. A worthy sacrifice I suppose.

>Literally sniping of a part of the male body for an archaic religious practice with it's original intention to stop people from getting pleasure
>Jews today argue disease probability as the main reason with retarded backing

>lol it okay that someone's scarred me for life for same sacres old bullshit from a tribe which openly announces my death because atleast it doesn't effect me

Fuck off, jew.

Youre just being wilfully dumb to avoid facing the truth about this "procedure". Complications that would ever risk your life from having a foreskin are practically non existent, penile cancer is one of the rarest forms of cancer and mutilating yourself doesnt even erase the risk of it, the american cancer institute even says this.

Phimosis is non existent in kids, foreskin doesnt retract until youre older, so again, unjustified.

Balantis and the like are recurring infections that are solvable and not going to just magically happen to kids, and if youre arm gets infected you dont chop it off.

There is no medical justification for circumcision except maybe fucking frostbite.

Jesus was a man that had the nerve to come to earth and call himself the son of god. If anyone expects me to believe such things or listen to it they better have damn good proof.

Again, his philosophy and teachings in some parts might sound good to you, that's fine, but he came to fulfil the prophecies and claim he was a figure from the very same religion and holy texts that brought us this disgusting mutilation in the first place.