Hey Jow Forums I hear about jesus returning and i was born on 4/5/1999, i think this qualifys me as messiah??

hey Jow Forums I hear about jesus returning and i was born on 4/5/1999, i think this qualifys me as messiah??

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based schizo posting

That's a beautiful photo. Mind if I save it?

Ever notice how you're the one observing the world and everyone else is just moving around you? There's your proof right there

Why would anyone want to be God? Being God stinks. You should be grateful of what you are.

nope.
the birthdate is 0/0/0.

But who is observing your observation?

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Messiah was bourne on 4/15/71

he's already here. just wait till he makes himself
known to this world once again.

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BELIEVE ON CHRIST

Ephesians 2
8. For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9. Not of works, lest any man should boast.

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I don't know, ask OP. I'm just an NPC in the background...

what music do backround npc's listen to?

Oh you know, elevator music, defeaning silence when I'm not being percieved. The usual

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sounds just like me

You are!!!!

Lead us

I'm sorry Jesus 2.0 I'm not familiar with jungle jams. Most of what I hear sounds something like this m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoqNeR3_UA

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if you're the messiah than kill me right now thru the operation of consciousness

Comfy. Post moar.

If i was Jesus Christ id eradicae all global jewery and feminism in a single gesture of my magnificent cock, but perhaps my powers havnt yet matured

plus everyone that showed up was a 3/10 autist

fuck wrong thread

Sometimes I wish I could see colors outside the visible spectrum. There simply arent enough.