>Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he follows sports
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he's heard of /heem/
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"
Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a shit
Christopher Sullivan
Kayden Robinson
You have very bad social skills.
Colton Cooper
Jesus still loves you, leaf nigger
Kayden Sanchez
Cooper Nelson
Sounds like you're having a hard time there eh buddy?
Grayson Peterson
Amazing.
Is meth cheap over there?
Gavin Taylor
This is the board that you can call home from now on.
Easton Morales
had a good laugh even though I know youre shitposting
Elijah Moore
Well, you're a friendly pooper, fren. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I recommend you keep trying this until you make a BM Bro.
John Wilson
This thread belongs on /b/
It's also fake, and gay.
Blake Ross
i like this post a lot
Eli Lewis
You did nothing wrong, OP. Guy was rude af, especially for not accepting your apology. Everyone has outbursts from time to time.
Cameron Thompson
Sometimes I poop my pants and yell "is anyone there? I need some helo" just I can feel like a damsel in fecal distress but no one ever comes.
Sebastian Ward
>>Not showing him the shitty toilet paper under the stall after you wiped your ass
Fuckin weirdo
Jonathan Reed
hmm I see, yes... yes, well according to this you're fucking autistic.
Chase Fisher
Jesus fuck at least I'm not THIS autistic.
Nathaniel Johnson
lmao stop acting like a fucking girl and don't talk to men who are taking a shit jesus christ
Landon Diaz
You didn't ask him about in store prices.
Joseph Murphy
I laughed, but why is this on Jow Forums?
Blake Ramirez
kek I love autism stories
Hudson Allen
The state of the Leaf
Josiah Howard
I once had a guy take the urinal next to me and say
>hi, my name is ronney, what's your name?
honestly tried to pretend it didn't even happen
he says
>have a nice day
as I gtfo asap
was that you OP?
Andrew Ross
what the fuck is heem?
Michael Walker
this is an old one
Carter Gomez
>didn't say "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" out loud when your turd was sliding out
cringe and blue pilled
Levi Adams
I knew this was a leaf post. They just steal pasta from Reddit.
Owen Lewis
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Jayden Sullivan
Nice story fellow leaf
Gavin Stewart
why didn't you offer to suck his dick you autistic little dweeb
Adam Anderson
Next time, ask him if he likes having his cock sucked. Nothing friendlier in the mens bathroom than a good cock sucking to let men bond. If he doesn't reply just reach underneath into the next stall and give him a little tug on his pants to let him know you're serious. If that doesn't work just bust in or crawl under and open your mouth and close your eyes, and hope you get a big meaty surprise. If he still refuses, rape him on the spot. Just remember, it's not gay if it's male bonding.
Jonathan Martin
Sounds like something from a movie. Are your trying to prove something to yourself by doing this? That you have the will to be akward stupid and not follow norms?well good for you asshole!
Christian Garcia
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Isaac Cruz
Seriously? You can't be serious. If so, that is the most hightened display of autism I have ever read.
John Gutierrez
I have a few autism stories of my own but I don't want to tell them. I can't tell stories that well because I have autism
Cameron Ward
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Thomas Campbell
You sound like a wrestler. Wrestlers are so weird.