>be me
>have a crush on a girl
>take screenshots of her snapchat without telling her why
>put all the content on a USB and write a letter confessing my love
>give the USB to a coworker that would give the gift to her on Christmas Eve
>she looks at the USB and text me an essay
>Friendzoned as fuck
>people look at her text and annotate it and get fucking memed on
>fml
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Christian Gonzalez
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Nolan Scott
Don't obsess over relationships. It'll only leave you with depression. Try learning to hate everything. Hate is a good substitute for love. Get a good feeling that everyone around you is going to suffer miserably and you won't. That's how perfect hatred works.
Caleb Rodriguez
You spaghetti spilling motherfucker. You deserve it for being autismal as fuck. Crushes are something women get, not men.
Aaron Davis
>>Be you
>>Wants to pet a cat
>>Runs to cat with hand outstretched
>>Cat runs away
>>"Why doesn't the cat like me?"
Brody Robinson
>>take screenshots of her snapchat without telling her why
>>put all the content on a USB
Wtf am I reading
Ryder Reyes
how old are you user? this will inform my answer ranging from 0 to oh shit nigga what are you doing
Kayden Lee
love and hate are both obsessions
ignore her and find another girl, make sure the girl you like knows you're with someone else without telling her directly.
like, do something your other co workers will talk about or say you're meeting up with this other girl for lunch. most importantly don't lie about it, the girl you like has to be able to check up on you when she thinks you're not paying attention. then the girl you like will start to be interested in you.
John Nguyen
The word you're looking for is 'infatuation'.
It's not healthy.
Anthony Davis
>starting a greentext post with "be me"
Go back.