How come all homosexuals speak with the same gay voice...

where are the keys though?

Hello? Yes, turn up the valve.

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i think it's an immitation of madonna. im pretty sure hundreds of years ago, faggots didn't talk that way

low test soi-lets can't into puss puss so they turn to the homovirus to enable their ass worshiping tendencies.

I'm gay and I speak like a normal person
I hate fags who act like the stereotypical gay
I especially hate the manwhores
I envy straights because straights usually aren't whores and can have meaningful relationships

are you talking about obnoxious flamers (that are almost always metrosexual)? what makes you believe normal gay people are attracted to that?

how come all insecure incels act like you? surely this means you're genetically different and can be targeted with mustard gas?

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I noticed really fat men have a similar voice. Not necessarily lispy, but soft and higher pitched. Why?

Not all of us do. I just sound autistic. Nobody ever believes I'm a cock-adoring faggot, not even other faggots.

tfw you only get hit on by black girls

Solid parenting

Being fat causes you to have lower Testosterone
And the stereotypical gay who has an effeminate voice has low Testosterone too

>How come all homosexuals speak with the same gay voice?
I knew a guy in highschool who at the times was not out of the closet and he talked normal. Saw him a few years later and he was very flamboyant to the point I did not recognize him and he talked with a gay voice. Ridiculous. Coming out changed him from just a regular guy into a fucking cartoon character.

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A lot of straight men would be whores if they could. It’s just that women are a lot more picky when it comes to casual sex than men.

my brother is gay and he just sounds like a stoned fat guy.

she also said it's why faggots tend to have buggy eyes

Have you ever sucked his dick?
Don't lie.

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My theory (and everyone before 1975 would agree) is that faggotry is a narcissistic disorder. The inward-turned lisping voice is related to the orally-fixated features of narcissism.

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this is the best explanation so far

It's affected. There's nothing genetic about homosexuality. The entire things is a social disease. Nobody is born gay. They are gayed through abuse.

>Dutch confirmed biggest dicks in Europe
Watch out for the BDC

Richard Spencer speaks like that in that same voice bros! That shit ain’t cool not one fucking bit. I can’t stand it.

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Yea but Christian straights and I mean real Christians don't
They have the pure love relationship I romantize
I want my first bf to be my only bf
I want him to be the person I marry and lose our virginities to
I want that pure perfect relationship Christian straights have

that's a pretty strong theory. do you have any more? are you pman?

hardly social disease, it's more like mental disease caused by trauma/PTSD. That's why a lot of molested kids turn gay.

no but one time when we were like 3 and 4 we played "lion" and bit and licked each other. i'm pretty sure i didn't turn him gay.

This is what men with gay thoughts tell themselves
inb4 retarded spider copypasta

well, but they learn the lisp from other fags. It's a social signal so they can identify one another to buttfuck.

And I presume your mother has a really high voice?

Homosexuality isn't genetic. There's only 25% concordance with identical twins - compared with 80% concordance on, for example, IQ scores even when raised apart. I suspect it's biological, but it ain't genetic.

As far as gay voice, I don't really know. There's a documentary about it (Do I Sound Gay?), but it's not very illuminating scientifically.

Fat asses often lisp too. But I recognize it too, but it's just high. The gay intonation is different.

Im on mdma right now and peaking
And this is what you animals decide to post at this moment lol
Look how confused the black guy
It looks like he thinks hes punked or tripping balls

Why do you have that video on your computer?

>Look how confused the black guy
>It looks like he thinks hes punked or tripping balls
LMAO

I think he's uncertain about the cameras getting him doing that

why are you fucking browsing Jow Forums while doing MDMA???

Yeah, it's completely different - as you say, it's not the lisp (does Slavoj Zizek sound gay?) but the intonation/prosody. I don't think it's necessarily pitch either - someone like Harvey Fierstein can have a nasty, relatively low-pitched voice and still sound gay as fuck.

>why are you being a faggot while being a faggot?

Me too

I think it's a sort of signal for other gay men to let them know that they are available.

"Lion" as in "Lion about how much you wanted to sniff his balls", amirite?

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You really are a faggot lmao

I saw that documentary too. I wasn’t pleased by the hardcore gay porn they shoved in the middle, but the rest was quite interesting.

What really struck me is if gay guys generally prefer straight acting/straight sounding guys then why do so many of them have the gay voice? It’s seems so counterproductive that it must be involuntary

Fuck thats hot

>It’s seems so counterproductive that it must be involuntary

Yup, exactly.

I'm a fag and the uhh.. increased sexual market value I get just from not seeming gay is considerable. I don't dress particularly well, not am I in great shape, but because I seem straight or at least ambiguous I do alright.

I should add that my voice is naturally kinda gay. I started making a conscious effort not to sound gay in my early teens. If I'm drunk and around a lot of gay friends I'll start sounding kinda faggy.

Get off my lawn faggot

>leaf
Day of the rake when?

85% of leafs on here are based af you fat slob

No they aren't you faggot

how the fuck is it possible to just carry on having a conversation while someone's shoving their fist up to the elbow in your ass?
this is mindblowing

Well what the other guy said to you is pretty accurate
But i like to absorb redpills while i watch this attached video. Before my wife went to sleep i was babbling on about her needing to be more trad wife.
Shes a 8 language speaking, dual masters holding feminist (like first wave) and ive been trying to show her the way.
She grew up in communism and she thinks she needs to have a stable job because of that, but shes actually from a farm where her mother does the paperwork and pops tends all the bulls.
Shes incredibly loyal and hates niggers and other immigrants.
So im really trying to get her to give up her modest salary job to raise kids since ive provided her with a car, furniture, expensive bags amd clothes, and travel. She doesnt realize how well she has.
Sorry for long read but i got them mdma fingers.

That's old school gay. When you couldn't tell who was who.
I think that over time the fags let themselves go and started behaving more effeminate out of apathy. The gays pretty much let their bellies hang out, stopped caring, wore their pajamas to the supermarket.. however you want to call it

ps: There's absolutely nothing to envy about straights in this day in age. The world is your oyster, it belongs to homosexuals and their blue-haired roastie friends now.

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its called being a man you fucking nigger

And of course i didnt add a video
youtu.be/OU-BuTbyljM

You

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They aint all bad, easy there bud.

looks like ur part of the 15%

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That must have felt really good coming
Maybe hes retarded and thought he could reproduce the feeling

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Yes, it a pretty spoopy virus.

I wish society was like it was back before feminism and sjws
Where everyone wasn't degenerates
And people dated out of love not for resources or lust
Where men weren't weak faggots complaining about "toxic masculinity"

Approved

How does he hold in his poops?

Lmfao

You ever see one of monkeys in natgeo docs in india that is confused about why youre giving it all this food?
Thats what it looks like.

doing MDMA by yourself browsing the internet while your wife sleeps is fucking lame dude. no wonder she doesn't want to be more trad wife when you're not exactly acting like a trad husband.

Imagine not having a sphincter anymore

majority of gays get their mannerisms from being surrounded by untamed and unashamed women ( single mothers as the base of influence) . They only know the way of a woman but its not a real women its a toxic perverted interpretation of how a woman acts.

Actually both of us are semi-sociopathic so it's our only way of feeling what you people feel.
It's better than therapy.
Not to mention she goes to work still, while im 31 and essentially retired.
If you grew up having eastern european mother having you at 17 that said she wished she never had her growing up, in a moldy farm house or literally put her in the barn with the animals when she didnt want to be a mother you might get it.
And idk if you ever did mdma but its like getting a massage and that feeling you dont want to get up after for hours, and leaves me even more redpilled and productive.
I am going to start building cars as im fortunate to have been apprenticing for one of the best custom car shops in the usa.
Not exactly lame, dude.

Not sure, but I've noticed a lot of metropolitan american hetero males adopting that gay tonation too. All the PUAs on youtube talk like a vocal fry city girl, as well as all liberal males with thick framed glasses

you're a little bitch boy, dude

I think the worst characteristics of your kind emerged and overtook you (and everyone else) like a tsunami. Now you're swept aside into obscurity by all of the over-the-top lunacy of homosexuality.
All of their stupidity, buffoonery and ridiculous behavior means your personality, your subtlety is drowned out by these droves of caricatures and their new, even more shameless, very public life style.

Nah.
They are putting it on.
Being gay is a choice.

99% of leafs post cuckoldry, retardation or obvious bait like your post
liberation of cuckada when

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So there should be a major (or even perfect) correlation between male homosexuality and single motherhood. Except it doesn't exist.

you just sound like two broken people pretending everything is fine.

neck yourself

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I think it's voluntary.

Have a gay cousin. Dude spoke normally most his entire closeted life. Out: yaas kween!

It must be sad being so jealous :(

I never said we are perfect but most people who actually are successful come from these kinds of fucked up childhoods where they have to get out and be independent early.
But the thing i can do with her is have a decent honest long conversation about anything we talk about here. She laughs at feminists and all the same things we do here. She saw the video of that guy fall to his death on the pole in paris and said hmm.
She used to help slaughter pigs and collect the blood for blood sausage.
You guys wish you had a wife this loyal and the only thing wrong with her is not wanting to give up a high paying job yet.

Same. Wish I could find a black man that would shove his fist up my ass.

Tbh this sounds most likely what happened

He was "regular" because he was pretending to be like you, but he wanted to be something else.

It's an affectation to make them appear non threatening when really they are dangerous predator who want to force their dicks in unsuspecting assholes and spread AIDS. Don't fall for faggot nice guy voice.

>hurr I'm gay but I don't speak like that please Jow Forums accept me
No, pic related is what should happen to EVERY faggot

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Shut up spic
Atleast I'm white

This is the best explanation on faggotisim I have ever heard.

this is going to my theology