>“This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment,” the doctors at Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Ireland wrote in the case study, titled “Semenly” Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess,” published in the Irish Medical Journal.
>This isn’t the first time we’ve seen something... like this. Perhaps this case reminds you of Aaron Traywick, the deceased biohacker who once gave himself an unregulated herpes treatment in front of a crowd.
>gizmodo.com
Why pay for expensive and dangerous drugs when you can inject your own semen into your veins and cure all ailments?
Man Injects 18 'Doses' of Semen Into Arm to Cure Back Pain, Ends Up in Hospital
David Russell
Ryder King
Irish aren't known for their massive intellect, so this is not surprising at all. I eagerly await you "B-but we kin drink an' fight" responses, so come at me (no pun intended), spudniggers.
Samuel Gutierrez
Ireland will soon be free and united, you anglo-kike.
David Johnson
Imagine the smell
Jeremiah Russell
Did he hurt his back trying to suck his own dick?
Elijah Martinez
You're not Irish Patrick Mendez-O'Reilly you're just LARPing as one.
Josiah Lopez
OK Mohammed
Dominic Robinson
They have a gay Indian as their PM.
What the fuck is the point of calling for a united Ireland when you're led by a faggot poo?
Jonathan Stewart
I remember someone doing that on /b/ or Jow Forums around 10 years ago, the consensus is that he probably died, how did he survive 18 doses?
Gabriel Thomas
>OP writes a blog post
Carson Miller
>jizzmodo
Henry Butler
Nobody voted him in. All political parties are traitors and we are the most corrupt country in Europe.
I have to say this time and time again because retards can't research.
Robert Lopez
Muslims are way ahead of you, as usual.
Logan Nelson
The Irish laugh at you dickheads you know.
Juan Harris
Didn't a missing girl end up in kebabs in one of your cities?
You dumb fucks were fed Human meat by muzzies. You can't talk shit.
Jeremiah Brown
christ what an abominati
Jace Morgan
""""""""""Irish"""""""""" Americans have to be the most irritating diaspora group in the world.
Ian Williams
That has absolutely zero medical basis and would probably end up infecting and possibly killing you.
Isaac Foster
To be fair, Israeli-Americans are worse.
Plastic Paddies really piss us off here though.
Brody Taylor
If you and your wife moved to Poland would you be Chinese? Would your kids be Chinese? I know this is a tough question because you’re a lonely autist
Ayden Hall
I'm not English, Paddy. These kind of things do not happen here.
Ryan Williams
What do you think the kebabs are made of in Dublin you ignorant mick?
More Irish than the chimps we left behind
Logan Nguyen
Your great grandpappi moving to Boston from Dublin in 1925 doesn't make you Irish. You're an American, generations removed from Ireland. What's hard to understand about this? Australians don't claim to be English, or wherever the fuck they went to Australia from.
Kevin Sanders
This is far too gay for me
Lincoln Ward
>’it’s dangerous for the untrained to perform intravenous injections’ said the (Irish) author
He’d just wrote about subject and doesn’t know the difference between intravenous and subcutaneous?
That guy doesn’t look like he has injected anything into his veins. Subcutaneous doesn’t mean it went in his vein it means he just jacked it into his arm. If you mainlined jizz you’d regret it almost instantly, the pain in your brain and eyes would be a thing from hell. You might have a stroke. Inject a crack&heroin cocktail and spill a tiny flake of fag ash into the spoon while you’re cooking it and you’ll understand what suffering is all about.
You can inject spirits though. I once saw a half caste inject himself with Special Brew, it fizzed his arm up pretty quickly. I don’t know if he missed the vein or it collapsed or the beer was just fizzy but he got a big instant swelling. I don’t know how he went on afterwards, he did survive because I saw him again after that.
Juan Evans
Why would it kill you? Its just protein
Tyler Ward
Izzat right, m8?
Nathaniel Cox
He never injected it directly into the veins, but eventually the working agents if the semen would ail the aching back, restore his hairgrowth, add 4 inches of cock, 2 inches to his height and increase his iq by 5 points. This is the great secret big pharma doesn't want you to know
Jacob Adams
You could develop an infection, I do not trust a man who injects cum with a syringe in his arm to sterilize properly
Ethan Parker
Fuck Michael Collins and Eamon De Valera. You need to clone this guy.
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Or, at least join these guys
Cooper Gray
But its his own cum?
Druggies dont get infections even tho they dont sterilize shit.
Leo Edwards
why didn't the fag just drink it like he clearly does any other day?
Jordan Sanchez
A literal cumskin
Blake Williams
>Druggies dont get infections even tho they dont sterilize shit.
Drug addicts gets sepsis and amputee arms all the time
Jackson Miller
>20% """Irish""" amerimutt who can't speak a word of Irish and whose knowledge of Irish culture is limited to St.Patrick's Day makes a horrible post
Plastic paddies lmao
Lucas Murphy
You need to get control of them. This is getting ridiculous.
Dylan Martinez
Shut up kike.
Juan Hughes
Not today kike.
Nolan Reyes
>Ireland has an Indian PM
I want off this ride.
Levi Evans
The Situation has been doing it for years
Adrian White
Yeah its definitely not the Jews, you fucking kike.
Colton Thompson
>being this stupid
Go back to creating more brave heroes like Anders Breivik because it's the only thing you're good for
Jonathan Nelson
Why are nordic, Germanic and Atlantic Europeans obsessed with cum and semen? Are you all gay?
Joseph Lopez
American isn’t an ethnicity, asshole. I’m genetically 70% English not 70% American. My nationality is American.
It’s important to know your ethnic heritage so you can teach your kids. Helps to prevent race mixing.
Nathaniel Bailey
>Semenly Harmless Back Pain
John Howard
There's a difference between knowing your ethnicity and LARPing as someone from another country, Ahmed.
Camden Flores
based how will the anglos recover??
Leo Flores
I'm pretty sure Aaron Traywick was operating on a whole nother level compared to this man injecting his own semen into his arm
James Edwards
Was the back pain cured?
Jace Rivera
I think I know this guy
Jackson Martin
Evan Phillips
Yeah, your police just jail comedians. Oh no, it was fined and threatened with jail.
John Thompson
imagine a cannibal taking a bite
Luke Jackson
Neither can most of the Irish because we tried to exterminate their culture lmao
Jayden Bennett
Fuck off Christcuck, take your Greenberg bullshit somewhere else.
Connor Gray
Exactly, kike.
James Peterson
>K-kike
Thomas Ross
If you are referring to Marcus who taught the pug to "Seig Heil", he hasn't been jailed yet - but if he chooses himself not to pay his fines, and to piss his crowdfunded defense money up against a wall, then that's his tough luck.
But my point still stands - we don't have paki rape gangs here.
Oliver Lewis
Nigga that shit goes through your urethra which is home to millions upon millions of bacteria
Down there they're harmless but if some of them were to hitch a ride on the acucumture train then that's an easy way to get sepsis
Luke Turner
Bentley Powell
Jamal has bants today.
Jacob Long
The good news is, his back pain is gone.
The bad news is, his arm is pregnant.
Dylan Williams
Whiter than you, Muhammads
Adam Lopez
Found the cum guzzler.
Adrian Thompson
>Ends Up in Hospital
Everyday we stray further from the natural selection we need.
Oliver Howard
>Whiter than you, Muhammads
Kikes aren't white.
Dylan Long
We are born by the sperm, made men by the sperm, undone by the sperm; Fear the old sperm.
Robert James
>because we tried to exterminate their culture lmao
Based anglo
Adrian Garcia
Idiots can’t read the goddam directions. It says “Inject your semen deep into HER for relief of HER back pain.” When her back sciatica is caused by a giant uterine myofibroma you can actually push it off her sciatic nerve and give her some relief.
Chase Perez
stop sharing this information you cunt. they don't deserve to know.
Robert Sanchez
This is now a Jabba thread.
Evan Collins
it's like that time i took viagra and it got stuck in my throat. had a stiff neck for a week
Gavin Roberts
Oliver Garcia
Free and united under the thumb of the eu.............dickhead
Jaxon Bell
>18 doses
How fucking much is in a dose of semen? Is this something that we standardized? A syringe-full of semen? Whose semen? So many questions.
Josiah Lopez
The FUCK??
Lincoln Green
It looks like a wax statue that got left in the sun. Probably best that someone put it down, mostly for the sake of people that have to look at it. Worse than a trap.
Julian Myers
It's not edited at all, she really looks like that. Source was the Daily Mail from about 2 months back.
Cameron Wood
Starwar is gayer than a trap orgy at an Elton John gig.