/ptg/ President Trump General - Fucking Bake You Asshole Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence/SoS Pompeo @Global Chiefs Of Mission Conf 1/16/19
dvidshub.net/video/654742/
>ActAG Whitaker @Heritage Found on Religious Freedom 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?457003-1/
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 1/16/19
youtu.be/cM_8T80PPXs
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 1/16/19
youtu.be/ut8gsYMMhrI
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?457026-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes Japan DM Iwaya 1/16/19
dvidshub.net/video/654865/
>EPAAdm Wheeler Confirmation Hearing 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?456889-1/
>AG Nominee Barr Confirmation Hearing Day 2 1/16/19
youtu.be/B0fgI_SXxfw
>Lara Trump on Hannity 1/16/19
youtu.be/iZXEar1PGrc
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 1/15/19
youtu.be/AGDwBOlwsNw
youtu.be/Xf0FiONEcJ0
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 1/15/19
youtu.be/PGUpKqniiEg
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp outside WH 1/15/19
c-span.org/video/?456999-1/
>AG Nominee Barr Confirmation Hearing 1/15/19
c-span.org/event/?456626/
>GOPAd: Just Ask Democrats 1/15/19
youtu.be/ZDOQdYXwmC0
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Welcomes Clemson Tigers to WH 1/15/19
youtu.be/73_lXz0ukO4
>Pres Trump serves Real American Food 1/14/19
youtu.be/wEt1LipvT4k
>Pres Trump welcomes NCAA 2019 Champs SC Clemson Tigers 1/14/19
youtu.be/KZflkhzzdOQ
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 1/14/19
youtu.be/9v3a2gynLUw
youtu.be/mTnb4kmgHwc
>Pres Trump/AgrSec Perdue @AFBF 100th Annual Con 1/14/19
youtu.be/J3yVQgg1B4E

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maga

first for faux-schizo-glow-hos

saw this in previous threads

>expected wall funding
>instead full on race war

>all they had to do was give trump the money
Imagine being a democrat right now

What happened?
Where is the race war?

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Collision isn’t even a crime.

See below

Something big is going to happen and it will happen today. This is all I can tell you. Good morning and God bless America.

Dats rite whyte boi, we coming for your banks

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Butt-bumping isn't even a crime.

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Those banks kill people right?

> they still haven’t accepted that the GOP controlls the senate and presidency

but think of all the house committee investigations they can do

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So good user, mid feb at the latest, regardless of the government situation there is going to be the greatest chimpening ever seen

Thanks Rudy

When have those ever gone anywhere?

> AOC demands loads of confidential shit from banks
> they say no
> Dems cry
> world spins

>so detached from Americans that they decide to deride common fast food
Many such cases! Sad!!

They controlled congress for two years as well and you still didn't get a wall...

>takes the tools of a wealth elite and uses them to provide for average americans
good point, well made

> flake and mccain were Republicans
Now that’s funny

What percentage of the left do you think is convinced Trump is literally Hitler?

7 vaginas

>mid feb
They will spend all their money as soon as they are debited in their EBT cards. The CHIMPENING will begin as soon as their cards are empty

yeah she's being dumb as shit

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no EBT = race war?
i hope :)

Literally 100%. Incurable insanity. Gonna need furnaces running for years to clean this country out

It'll be nearly finished before his next term user, don't forget about Tucker's two terms after that! The next 14 years are gonna be comfy

Can trump make a referendum for the wall like Obama did for gay marriage?

Yas queen

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2016 election was the referendum for the wall

It's going to be glorious user

kek, no

well there goes the stock market

So the majority of Americans don't want it is what you are saying.

> protect americans from big banks
By taking all their money for gibs and fag agitprop before they can deposit it?

80% at most, the most naive and the most idiotic of them. The rest understand that they say and do anything that gains them power, they believe in nothing but accumulation of control and manipulation of others.

Good thing America isn’t a direct democracy

iJ5O+kJn
I see the 3 inch lady boy clocked in for his shift

Majority of legal Americans do.

46% (dem share) of 56% (turn out) is not a majority

KIKESUCKER
NIGGERLOVER
FAG FUCKER
TRUMP

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Spics v nigs right?

so eat it yuppy whore

Kek yes user, kek yes

Vs urban liberals
Gonna be good

and it's beautiful

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FUCK
KIKE SLAVE
TRUMP

everybody vs everybody
let God sort them out :)

> all you can do is bitch
It must suck being liberal. Imagine being stupid AND losing all the time

Here is another apt metaphor for Trump's presidency.

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>massive spic vs nig race war
>rooftop koreans return

Do you think the SOTU address is going to happen?

>Imagine being stupid AND losing all the time
Ah, so imagine myself as a trump supporter.

>less than 60 senators
>controlled congress
huh?

this is the fake schizo bong from the last thread. switched to meme flag post exposure. does anyone have the dems support for wall graph with the massive drop when Trump announced his bid?

>We outjewed the jews

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Gold

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i've had worse

Hopefully they make a cameo

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Kilmeade sucks.

you were claiming to be a Trump supporter last thread

He's not a bright boy
Did you like the live audience this morning?

Daily reminder that Hamberder gate spells the END for Ronald Flumpfst- You Blumfpy bois are just living in denial. MUELLER is coming.

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Hi Plebbit!

I work for a dictionary company and am having trouble finding accompanying images for this new word we are adding to this year's edition.

Can any of you based MAGApedes help a brother out?

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She lives in a mansion while skid row ten cities exist in her district. Its like ((they)) want to crash the economy. Shocking.

i love the way he is holding up his painted nails. i never noticed that before. imaging being desperate to fit into that group

Hurry muller!!! Faggot

Who?

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He used to read sports scores on F&F back in the 90s. So yea his opinion is worthless

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>banks
>white

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There you go

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Man you guys can't meme.

Indubitably.

But did he get a shot away user? For surely that is his motivation

Pay no mind to this lonely fat roastie.

>not bess kalb

(but seriously though she's not attractive at all. Her twitter picture is "okay" looking but all other pictures of her are just so Jewish-hag tier)

It’s 35 chinese people in a literal cage on a boat, quality was never their goal

He was trying to paint Trump as a sure to be loser so Killery voters wouldn't mobilize for epic rush towards voting booths.

He kept Trump's soaring popularity under the radars.

What's the appropriate feed to maximize braps on an industrial scale?

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I didn't pay attention

She certainly has the proper diet for it.

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4d chess that has to be it :)

34, Pingpong died this morning.

Awesome, I've been getting a little doughy this winter, your pic helped me skip breakfast.

Stay mad Blump lover. He's finished, serving McDonald's in the white house is something president OBAMA would have never done. Atricles of impeachment any day now.

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for sure. he cried afterwards though

Who the fuck shills this early

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The spent mash from whisky

the only pregnant women I see around are muslim fatties in full hijab and other hispanic shitskins. The white girls have abdicated their responsabilities. Make Molyneyx dictator and start a new breeding program.

he spent $65k on hotdogs

shame i enjoyed our back and forth :(

I feel like Judge Jeanine would be pleasant to talk to in a private conversation, but I really dislike how she conducts herself in terms of tone and body language when trying to project her voice to an audience. You can speak loud and clearly but without shouting.
She needs to speak from the diaphragm and not the throat.

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>online polls

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Cnn powerful headline:
>Trump's shutdown nightmare: A choice between the economy and the wall
Defend this!

the shilling seems to start around 4am east coast time.

He's a neocon faggot