>Be software engineer for Toyota in Texas
>£80k starting
>2 hour lunch breaks
>Gaming rooms with all the latest games
>Chill out zones where its perfectly OK to take a 1 hour break
>Free buffet all day
>Out by 6pm
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Is being a software engineer the most job going at the moment Jow Forums?
What else can compare?
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startups are so fucking gay
>Be software engineer for Toyota in Texas
>£80k starting
ok not bad
>2 hour lunch breaks
give me 30 to eat my lunch I brought and let me go home 1.5 hours earlier
>Gaming rooms with all the latest games
don't buy that crap and just pay me more
>Chill out zones where its perfectly OK to take a 1 hour break
or not do that so I can go home an hour earlier
>Free buffet all day
don't pay for catering, just pay me more
startup culture*
This sounds a lot like the sewer plant i work at. Minus the game room thing.
They will fit right in when they apply for government jobs.
It's like giving a prostitute a chance to shower... You could let her but people need to fuck
>80k to stare at a screen and type
>What else can compare?
anything that you get to use your body and mind to solve tangible problems in stead of sitting somewhere for 12 hours
It's pretty close (you could be making a lot more btw), but I think data science is better right now.
I make almost double what you do, don't work Fridays after ~noon, and our office is half adult playground. Of course, we have tons of software engineers on staff too, but they seem more stressed *__*
>Texas
>80 britbucks
Mmhm
Also all that free shit is there to keep you there longer. I flew out to silicon valley for a big corp customer issue last year and those fags regularly work til 10pm to midnight
What's in your fucking home that you can't sit and have some gourmet shit made with the finest meat jews can produce free all day
You probably are a software developer, you all think you're touch by good simply cus you had no life in high school and had to spend your life staring at a shit computer for the rest of your shit life just to make pixels move smoother
peace of mind, silence and not being surrounded by bugmen
Yeah, so great.
>2 hour lunch breaks
Why? Fucking why?
Give me 30 minutes like user wrote here My wife would make me some sandwitches or some shit.
Instead of eating expensive or eating cancer causing fast food shit.
I dont want to spend 2 hours with my colleauges 5 days week. Would probably be more than with my family. After six you come home around 7, eat dinner, hit the shower. Not much time left before everybody hits the bed.
>Gaming rooms with all the latest games
>Chill out zones where its perfectly OK to take a 1 hour break
>Free buffet all day
Again. All this shit is great...how?
Even if I wouldnt have a wife and children.
I'd rather play games and watch porn or some shit than this. No privacy, no private time. Sounds fucking horrible.
Thank god I didnt swallow the university pill. Straight from high school to programming for a minimum wage salary. Guru learnt me the ropes. After 7 years work from home.
Watch my kids and wife while collecting $$$. Take a short break to eat lunch with everybody.
Also can take a real break, take a trip anytime I want.
Wrote more than I wanted and in my shitty english as well.
Guess this topic triggered me.
How is this supposed to be a good live.
Guess we really are fucked. Young generation doesnt seem to mind to slave away with no privacy. Reminds me of this:
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Teach us user, any must read books you recommend? What languages will be in demand in the near future.
Fuck you Nigger, become an billionaire or shut the Fuck up and grease my browser along side the Indians you work with.
You aren't special and as technology broadens and more kids get in to programming you are going to be one more of the bunch literally the 21st century burger flipper, can't wait till you fucking computer drones just fall off the fucking tree and stop being so over paid to stare at a computer
boomers and women don't understand computers so it is a ruse by programmers to say things are difficult and demand higher salaries. indians can do it because they read the manual and follow the steps. most programmers either google or follow the steps. the skill is needed in logic thinking and problem solving which is why, despite all the browns yellow and women in "coding", white men still make the most bank. once they're high up they perpetuate the myth that it is a $200k job in order to boost their own salaries as managers and keep the ring going.
anyone disputing this is a shill for the game or doesn't know about it.
you can learn enough code on codeacademy to get a $80k job in 6 weeks.
My company doesn’t have as many perks but this pretty much sums it up. On top of that I can work on my own SaaS and make money on the side.
They have time out every day devoted to thinking up and working on your own projects. How cool is that?
>Starting my Software Engineering study in a few months
Am I too late or will there still be some money left in this field?
May transfer there. Not a fan of the Texas climate though. No good mountains and few hot springs.
>Teach us user, any must read books you recommend?
slovenia here pretty much already answered it for you user.
>most programmers either google or follow the steps. the skill is needed in logic thinking and problem solving
Never once in my life read a programming book.
Learned while working and found and remembered the solutions I googled.
Code Review per remote with colleauges is a good exchange as well. All thats really needed.
Do you get payed for that time out?
Do you get payed for the 2hr lunch time?
Even if the first one is payed.
Still at the company. Rather get nothing and be at home. Wouldnt be able to clear my mind.
To be honest I think the younger generation is retarded mostly.
All the people that I met who came straight from university are borderline retarded.
And I mean it, I'm not a perfectionist, but I met people who only read about programming in a book. And hardware and mathematical stuff.
They didnt finish anything.
You can actually code? IMO there is alot of demand, here in japan at least.
There’s plenty
Japan wages are shit and the hours suck compared to the west.
100%, couldn't have said it better
This week has been adult day-care for me, I haven't meaningfully touched my keyboard at all
>in Texas
muttland and colonies < England
I am a dev. Unlimited WFH. I am WFH now. I program for 4 hours than shitpost here and play Destiny 2
You use 56k modem or what, you seem to speak english, thats a plus as well.
Why not go freelance and find a permanent customer and work from anywhere you want.
If you are such a hipster faggot and want to work from starbucks or something japanese government pays you the drink each day.
Eh you get what you pay for. Most of those poos can't write good code that is easy to maintain. You see a noticeable difference between an experience programmer and a guy who just copy pastes.
>Toyota is a startup
k
Nailed it.
Pretend to type while browsing Amazon for worthless Chinese shit to buy and planning NPC (cruise/disney/vegas/away game sports team) vacations to take.
While letting the 1 white left do all the actual work. He makes 75k btw.
>I program for 4 hours than shitpost here and play Destiny 2
All that matters is $$$/result.
When I actually did work at a company 90% of the devs had coffee breaks and talked with the fat ladies constantly.
After that smoke beak where everybody joins like girls in the toilet.
Then lunch break,
Then they are exhausted from eating so they rather work parallel for their small pet projects.
So 4 hours if you are good and no distraction is way more than 1 day at the office.
What field do you work in?
Ask game developers...
No.
>80k to stare at a screen and type
It's only a matter of time before the economy crashes because 75% of jobs now are makework bullshit.
eggsplain more pls fren. sounds very interesting
This has been my screen for 4 hours and nobody knows I'm not working, I just click my mouse every couple of minutes
It's just a corrupted .dacpac
Financial Industry
Be 29
Work as a project manager for international bank
Get paid 700$/day for 8 hour work days.
Don't be a lazy, faggot. Work hard and life will reward the hard work
>Work hard and life will reward the hard work
Says a guy who works at a fucking bank lol
Yeah, such hard honest work. Thank you for your service user.
Same. I actually fucked up once. Had a sharescreen meeting where I showed a bug to my manager. He started talking about what he thought it was and I drifted off and went to slickdeals forgetting I was sharing my screen. He laughed but I do browse Jow Forums on my work pc so it could have been worse.
You seem V E R Y jealous lmfao
Yea it’s great if you don’t mind working with pajeets and neck beards all day
Why would they pay you in pounds?
I always prefered shorter breaks and being able to go home earlier. What good are gaming rooms at work? You go to work to work, not to play videogames and "chill out"
A lounge room to spend a 30 min break in is fine but I don't want to spend more time at work doing things I could be doing at home as well.
Decent starting pay though and the free buffet all day long is definately a plus.
learn code instead of drinking vodka, proceed to make easy money, get it?
Shit I am interviewing for a fund in CT? Any tips?
>be asian software engineer for toyota
>read by this the most over paid job ever
>correct some bug
>you end up creating more bug
>call it a day
>go home calling yourself a software engineer when you never designed anything yourself and you're just a code monkey
what you recommend on code academy in particular? i have a pretty solid grasp but need to focus on something.
useless plebs
There really isn’t, being in any tech job is literally the golden ticket NOTHING else can even remotely compare
>t. bay area non techie looking to leave
Yeah I have to agree, my employer doesnt do any of these things but I make way more than 80k a year. I prefer it that way.
Oh I do the same shit, I was commenting an experienced dev gets shit done much quicker and better than a no knowledge poo.
Based and moneypilled
You should use those 4 hours to work on a SaaS my man
you aspie tweens post shit, but if you've ever held down a job for longer than 3 months you'd welcome a fucking gaming room
also all the roast-monsters are constantly gaming facebook games, the boys should be able to bang out some counterstrike at work
One more semester until I graduate with a meme degree in history, if I wanted to pursue software engineering what should I do?
Wow it looks miserable desu. No freedom.
become a poo or an asian or transition to women you'll be fine it's better than knowing your shit anyway
Kill yourself and respawn
Not options, also I have little knowledge of computers
This. It's like they want a nanny commune.
>>Gaming rooms with all the latest games
You act like any of the latest games can be picked up and played in short burst.
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burn out out after 4 years
spend 4+4 years on computer science
learn a language, the industry moves to a new language
literally looking at a screen filled with blocks of numbers and symbols
As a developer?
There are probably companies that are willing to train you on the job
>Is being a software engineer the most job going at the moment Jow Forums?
if you're a nigger/woman sure
if you're a huwite male it's drugery because you're covering for all the sinecures around you
>t.No wife
they actually work like 1 hour a day though kinda more easy like that
>"""buffet"""
>fortnite
>la croix
wew
Are you a pajeet? I’m hoping to find work at a poo plant after I get my degree.
It's a little more complex than that, dumbshit. The screen and keyboard are just the interface between your brain and the work you are doing.
Do you look at a construction worker and say >55k to hold metal and move your body all day
No because it matters what you do with those movements
Accountant here. It's a decent living but if I could do it over I would go into the tech sector.
Youre a fucking boomer and should kys
>2 hour lunch breaks
How is that a good thing?
I would gladly be a code monkey as a day job for such pay and benefits. So many hobbies could be fueled.
this. they're trying to make you used to the idea that work is your life.
>don't go home goyim, this is your new home.
You guys unsure of your futures should just work on a boat
>put in 5 years at sea making good money
>make 6 figures working on a port the rest of your lives
I honest to God wish I pursued this over development
I'm 32. So semi-boomer I guess. lol
So go work hard youngsters!! At your age I already owned a house and a summer residence.
Yeah, Are you interviewing me or something?
I was going to agree with OP, but you have enlightened me. The only reason they pay for all this shit is so that you'll stay in the office for 12 hours and never go home like some kind of jap.
3 4 4 that pic always pisses me off
yo what would you even do to go about doing that
Also you will have an extremely pruned face by your 50s
>Is being a software engineer the most job going at the moment Jow Forums?
>if you're a nigger/woman sure
that would be community manager. basically you have to do a JS bootcamp for the prestige and then you spend your week making social media flyers in PS and emailing them or posting in whatsapp groups. women only for those positions though.
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>whats in your home that you dont want to stay at work longer
Family. You abolitionist faggot.
ya you must be an asian a poo on h1b1 or a queer transitioning sorry mate
No faggot you asked me a question I asked for more context. Never mind I hope you fail your interview. We need less autists not more.
the real best job to go into is some sort of industrial sales.
>travel paid for by company
>commission on expensive equipment/components
>mostly deal with based people
It's not an exciting field, so a lot of people don't go into it, but there's a ton of money to be made.
Go to a port and ask. If you live inland, womp womp.
If you don't take care of yourself sure.
Same.
Just got my CPA though so hopefully I can make enough as a fresh college grad in a tech firm one day
Damn calm the fuck down. I was just joking as its a small developer community up there and you seemed surprised. I am also the further thing from an autist.
Don't worry user, you did the right thing, taking care of the family is way more important than making some rich guy richer. Only the most cucked cucks can't understand this.
o fuck its just like the alice garden pods in deus ex
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If you could live with yourself making that kind of money with 2 hour breaks, “chill out zones” and all that faggot shit.
I’d be ashamed of myself, but I’m a man with an honest work ethic.
At least in finance you can make the same amount of money if not more while also not being surrounded by fucking bugmen all day. Although based off your post it sounds like you're a bugman anyway so to each their own I guess
> Engineers are going to be 21st century burger flippers
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