>May's government survives no confidence vote >bbc.co.uk/news/live/46874049 >UK Prime Minister Theresa May has seen off a bid to remove her government from power, winning a no confidence vote by 325 to 306. >Rebel Tory MPs and the DUP - who 24 hours earlier rejected the PM's Brexit plan by a huge margin - voted to keep her in Downing Street. >Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn argued that Mrs May's "zombie" administration had lost the right to govern.
>Philip Hammond tells business chiefs MPs will stop no-deal Brexit telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/16/philip-hammond-tells-business-chiefs-mps-will-stop-no-deal-brexit/ >Philip Hammond told business leaders that the “threat” of a no-deal Brexit could be taken “off the table” within days and potentially lead to Article 50 “rescinded”, a leaked recording of a conference call reveals. >The Chancellor set out how a backbench Bill could effectively be used to stop any prospect of no deal. He suggested that ministers may even back the plan when asked for an “assurance” by the head of Tesco that the Government would not oppose the motion.
>UK film age rating rules get stricter for scenes of sexual violence bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46889982 >Under-15s will no longer be able to go to see films that depict rape and other sexual violence under new rules set by Britain's film ratings body. >The British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) surveyed more than 10,000 people and found it to be among parents' main concerns. >Any film showing sexual violence will now get at least a 15 rating rather than a 12 or a 12A. >The BBFC also wants its ratings to appear on all streaming services.
What else is there for me to say? My public adores me.
Everyone of you bores me.
Jason Garcia
It has come to my attention that one of you fellows needs rescuing more and more urgently by the day [YouTube] Building Site Next to My Rented Flat - 17 January 2019 (embed)
Landon Hill
Do you ever look in the mirror before going to sleep but the mirror grows lips and it whispers: "Come nearer!"
>"Preuße, I know you're in there somewhere, come here! Talk to me, sit! Here, pull up a chair! Why do cut your hair? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Grow it back, come on, try it!"
Justin Morales
Ahh, no! I told you, leave me the fuck alone, will you?
Joseph Adams
>"But I'm here to rebuild you"
Xavier Cox
wtf are you retards on about?
Jacob Myers
But I already killed you.
Cameron Hill
>"But Preuße, we were meant for each other, think about your girlfriend"
why do people hate memes with a paragraph inside? more text equals more meme. it cant hurt to be diverse in meme creation, i believe it is our strength.
I hate how the new response to things a minority group doesn't like is to claim EVERYONE hates it, that cheating was involved in causing it to win in the first place, and then non-stop demonizing the subject and everyone who supports it to try to shift the public to take their minority to a majority.
We live in an era where a vitriolic comedian has more public sway than scientists and economists. Something about that is profoundly sad.
Also the guy creepily replying to his own posts having a mock conversation with himself, what the actual fuck, guv?
Jose King
>Not being able to bore your Grandchildren with war stories
>Hitatchi suspending development of a nuclear power station
How come blokes who probaly could barely read and write managed to build a nuke plant in the 50's but we cant do it now without bankrupting the country and need foreign help
Zachary Wright
We have traded war for domestication. You can’t have civilisation without barbarism, war balances everything out and puts everything into perspective.
It's like running through a minefield where there's decent professors but you'll eventually end up coming across a failed musician dinosaur who's bitter they never became a "rockstar" or some boomer relic shit and will fail everyone out of spite and you can't contest the grade because of the subjective nature of the work. There's professors who delight in torpedoing several years of work and it's not like STEM where you can prove you had correct answers marked as wrong.
You'll get 95% of the way though and all your work will be for nothing because you come up against one of these cunts and there's no checks and balances because the music world is full of fucking idiots.
Even though I play a "Real Instrument™" I thought the rise of electronic music would kick out all the muso dickheads who don't even like music. There's still fucking here because of modern medicine and now DJs have replaced the guitarist wanker role so it's a two-front battle.
Just want to stick amplifiers to ceilings and make generative AI whalesong music, drink tea and have civil philosophical debates by the fireside with Brian Eno lads. But no I've got to deal with passive aggression from lead guitarist cunts and DJ Playlist.
Just had a car accident lads. Some old duffer got in the way.
Jeremiah Scott
Prince Philip overturned his car lads But walked away with no injuries He's 97. What a mad man
Lucas Johnson
im fine i walways drunk drive
Leo Johnson
>The 97-year-old was not injured in the two vehicle crash
Aaron Watson
Reminder that Tony Blair orchestrated the Iraq War in advance with George Bush and his PNAC friends and killed hundreds of thousands and he's still allowed to walk the streets in peace because he got away with it.
