Do any Jow Forumslacks prefer a bigger woman?

>Men who marry fat women are happier
It’s actually true, Chances are if you marry a hambone its because you married her mind, not her body. Plus they cant cheat on you because nobody else wants them

I remember a while ago when I was in boot camp you would see a fat person walking around and we would all laugh. Bear in mind this 'fat' was nothing like you see today. When I see fat people I am actually grossed out a little. It's no different than looking at a worn out crackhead. It's an illness.

Who remember the bikini line they come up with and were shamed because they called them "fatkinis".

Like look bitch, go outside before the world ends.

i might fuck some once but i wouldn't consider a marriage, that would put my wallet in crisis for all the groceries

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no, obesity is trash

I can believe it.

If you're willing to settle with a fatty you've reached a state of contentment alien to those with "high standards."

This probably sounds contemptuous, but I mean it. Too many people care far too much about shit that doesn't fucking matter.

They need a pretty face and cant be hogs. And have a great personality. Not too much, a little is fine.

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I do

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I like em fat, but not like morbidly obese or anything.

If she has a pear shape she is good
But if she looks like she swallowed an inner tube made of cottage cheese that is no go.
I swear fat girl pussy is warmer if not tighter, especially since all the short dicks couldn't get past that ass.

yes unironically. My wife is tall & muscular

>mfw I'm into big chicks

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webm related is the best female body type

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When they are in their 20's fat (not morbidly obese) women are much more pleasant to be around. However pretty much all women are trash tier once they hit the wall at age 30.

they can be hot in a varity of shapes and sizes, in general though no I don't prefer.

That pic of yours is too much for me. She at least has some curves and feminine traits so am not gonna give you shit.

Bullshit!! Obesity in either partner results in higher divorce rates.

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We should consult the Architect

>smugbrosnan.jpg

This is now a Pierce Brosnan thread. Post Pierce Brosnan pics.

Stop talking like a nigger

>they cant cheat on you because nobody else wants them

People will fuck anything these days and if you were willing to marry the cow you can bet there are uncountable number of guys willing to fuck that cow

You haven't lived until you've drained your balls in a fatty. /moist/

Except niggers

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Yes because she knows the next step down is being blacked, they'll let you do anything

Agreed. I would fucking smash hard.

fuck no

if she can't assault the hill or fire the AR off the back of the motorcycle, the fuck is she good for? eating?

define "plus sized"
because i do like curves, but given how they put that landwhale on thumbnail, they're most likely misinterpreting it and thus misleading their readers, would i be incorrect?
also plus sized is a newspeak pc term

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im normally into tiny chicks but jesus christ that does something for me.

>(((science))) reveals men who marry plus sized women are way happier
>(((science))) also says that there are multiple genders
>(((science))) also said the ice caps would've been gone many years ago

I dont like fat pussy, I have an average dick so wasting inch on the entry way sucks.

fat women won't risk anything to get their man unhappy and find another more attractive woman. Thats the reason. And attractive woman will be more likely to give you shitty attitude.

She has great proportions. She would look better if she lost a little weight tho.

>plus-size
>thicc
Just call them what they are. FAT.

I have no issue with chubby girls. I just don't find tumblrwhale-tier women attractive.

youtube.com/watch?v=2a31vY8YNTg
sure, i'll slim them up.

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Guilty as charged. But her weight has fluctuated both directions in our 20 years together. She's a little skinny for my tastes right now, but it's better for her health.

>british television

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can you virgins just stop?
seriously, just stop posting your worthless topical advice of a virgin or a pseud who MAYBE got laid that ONE TIME AND IS STILL USING IT AS SOME SORT OF EXCUSE TO DOLE OUT HEAVY "ADVICE" LMFAO

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>dios mio
>el ogre de americano

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It's the huge tits. If they weren't so nice she'd be gross

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I like them petite and thin.
Feeling attracted to landwhales is a mental illness.

fuck no imagine the smell. Absolutely disgusting. Take care of yourself exercise and don't overeat/drink its pretty fucking simple.

Someone post obligatory Siri to cleanse the thread of the cancer posted thus far pls.

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>cringe

kek @ all the chubby chasers on Jow Forums. Beta cucks BTFO by lazy and disgusting fatbodies.

KYSs

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this. too much millennial virgin commentary itt.

I do. Love chubby girls. Always have. What pisses me off is that I can't jerk it to amateur chubby porn because they're always fucking niggers!

that's so weird looking, she's normal on top but her butt and legs are ginormous. how does that happen?

this
fucking based

I bet she fucks niggers though.

Hot people are more likely to cheat because they have more options you stupid AIDS ridden faggot.

Chubby girls know how to take care of you. However "chubby" is relative and there is a line that is crossed to the tumblr zone.

Its the proportions and shape. Fat in all the right places. It doesnt matter how bug the woman, so long as she is narrower in the middle. Women hurt themselves by wearing pants, as they have a 'corsette' effect at the wrong part of the body, resulting in spare tires and boxy hips. only clothes that narrow at the waste -narrow the waste (pants, dresses, skirts) should be at the waist.

Pic related is a big girl irl, and yet -that shape...;)

...hit it harder -she an take it;)

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I love my big ol baby we love to eat fuck drink and do nothing

>t. projecting cause micropenis can't make way through those buns and achieve penetration
Sad!

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if a woman can't be bothered to take care of herself, why would she take care of you and your children?
saged

That's absolutely disgusting.

Is this the same science that says there's no such thing as a man or a woman and that masculinity is a mental illness but a man cutting off his dick and calling himself a woman is normal?

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Cakes, pies, Starbucks, and genetics.

Yes

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I dont like fatties but i dont mind if they are thicc

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>science reveals
science has become a joke, and their studies are garbage

hahahahaahahaha that's a good one

first of all, we're talking about women here not "people" in general, so please take your PERSONAL uggo projections elsewhere
second of all, women have INFINITE "options" ALL of the time no matter their looks, so you're wrong once again
lastly, women cheat because they are hurt that's pretty much the only reason

but hey I'm sure you know better ya fucking virgin LMAO

>that haircut
>that makeup
>2 chins
yikes

>t. Hambeast

They’re happier because they don’t have to worry about some thot using her hot slut body to get what she wants from other men.

We need to address TOXIC FEMININITY

Define bigger woman. I like them to have feminine features and I don't really care where they fall on the BMI scale but there is a limit.

If her belly is sticking out almost as far(or farther) than her tits it's probably too much.

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i prefer thicc to thin.

i remember how many times i cited thoughtnova in my literature searches. well done OP

>Believing the myth of the BBC
I knew the Turks cucked y'all but didn't think you'd let the niggers do it too.

I'd fuck both of them.

Not true. All women do this.

thicc is good. fat is disgusting.
Fat women smell like sulfur and shit

yeah. youre not wrong -but this should not reflect badly upon the man as women literally cannot be satiated; they want it all and since it is impossible to give it to them, to the extent that they are able, they will push their man to provide it, or seek it elsewhere, as you say.