BREAKING: PRINCE PHILIP INVOLVED IN CAR CRASH

What's niggas got todo with it?

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!*

*in Minecraft

I hope he was receiving oral from Camilla, can't keep a good man down.

Did he piss off the wrong people?

OI PRINCE PHILIP, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT CAR?

I think he just enjoys driving.

This is the old fuck that came out and said he hopes when he dies that he can come back as a killer virus and wipe out many people.

He probably enjoys shitting in his incontinence daiper as well. Doesn't mean he should be allowed to do it in public places.

Licences are issued in his wife's name, I'm sure he's legal

Old people just won't give up driving long after it's no longer safe. I helped my 82 year old neighbour take something to the tip the other week, and the ten minute drive was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. They should be made to resit the test after a certain age.

>globalist suffers adverse misfortune

0 fucks and two womps

He just think, he saw Markle. Common mistake to make driving in London.

They are, once your 70 years old, you retest.

When she was 75, my mother pulled onto a roundabout and collided with an oncoming brick lorry. It reshaped most of the drivers side of her car, but she just got it fixed and carried on driving, despite my protests. Another time, she pulled onto a roundabout in front of a fucking marked police van, causing him to slam on the brakes.
I was in the passenger seat for that one, and just thought "welp. this'll fix the problem".
I told her what she'd done, and she pulled onto the side of the road. When the cop came up to have a word, she just did the whole middle class boomer thing "I DID see you, but it was too late...I'm so sorry, etc, etc", and he fucking let her off!!
I remember years ago an old landlord of mine who was about 80 complaining about how it wasn't fair that they'd taken his licence away after he had a heart attack at the wheel and plowed into a lamp post.
Old people are probably responsible for a huge swathe of accidents on the road.
Unfortunately, they also vote, so nothing will get done about it.

You have to reapply at 70, and once again every 3 years. But as far as I know you don't have to resit. They don't even have to pay.
>gov.uk/renew-driving-licence-at-70

Who?

I hope he doesn't Di.

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Wasn't a plot to assasinate Kate Middleton recently unveiled? Sounds someone wants the royals out of the way for queen Meghan to be a thing.

Stupid mutt

Should've been Charles

80 years of no claims bonus down the shitter

Q predicted this

is he the one who is married to a mutt?

Haha, have a (you)

define mutt.

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>Unhurt

Good he's ok, why is this even an article?

Who let him drive?

Penal colony.

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Was he driving a 90's model white Fiat Uno?

>Unhurt
Man I miss the times when individual Jow Forums goers could not only read but discern a HAPPENING to a nothing burger.

At 97, "badly shaken" can finish someone off.

Wow, underrated

>mutt
ie american

Quick! he needs a transfusion of blood! Does anyone have a young child he can drink from?