Why aren’t these things banned yet Jow Forums?
Why aren’t these things banned yet Jow Forums?
Austin Hill
John Green
50% of this board whats to control what other guys do with their weenie.
Jackson Richardson
Why would they be?
Honest question.
Isaiah Scott
That is because they are homosexuals. They want all the cocks under their control.
Henry Gomez
>50% of this board whats to control what other guys do
the real problem.
Jacob Thompson
Because its funny
Joshua Mitchell
Okay, I'm a retard. What exactly is that?
Joseph Barnes
Bentley Young
Dick pump, you put it around your erect Dick and start pumping the air out. The vacuum created will pull your Dick yo the end, in theory making it longer. Worst case scenario it rips the internal tissue from your dick and you start bleeding from your urethra.
Carson Smith
kek
Jeremiah Powell
I use a vacuum cleaner until the guy at the carwash called 911
Luis Stewart
>Okay, I'm a retard. What exactly is that?
It's a peeny pump
> Put dick in plastic cup
> Pump out air
> Wait 30min for fluids to accumulate in your peeny
> The peeny engorges and become some kind of football
I tried it once but then read that it will defackulate the circulation of your penis, thus reducing its length and circumference.
Pic related is result.
I'm gonna use it when I'm old and my dick won't get hard any longer OwO
Joshua Bailey
On the other hand, it's GREAT for the pussy!
I suggest we push the usage of peenypump to niggers! It will kill their dicks!
> Muh dick! Can't get hard no mo'!
Jeremiah Jones
hot
Austin Jones
Does it make it tighter?
Dominic Johnson
My god
Hudson Nelson
The core shaft remains hard but all the liquids that accumulate around it make it soft and very warm. Also it will weight a lot.
The effect last for a couple of hours. You might loose sensitivity if you overdue because the foreskin will engorge quickly and will cover the gland end.
... Oh sorry, forgot you are amerimut... Forget last sentence
Nolan Phillips
How else would you be to achieve a semi?
Juan Garcia
No lie, I legit injured my penis somehow and now it's curving abnormally and this is one of the things they suggest to maintain length and help it stay straight. Are they really unsafe? Noever circ your kids Jow Forums...
Christian Thomas
who knows
Nicholas Brooks
get a water pump
Benjamin Young
Nearly a decade ago I was doing jelqing a lot. At first it actually worked, got slightly thicker. Did it long enough and I started noticing that keeping it completely up was more elusive, and climaxing was becoming more difficult. I cut that shit out and everything works great again.
Owen Rodriguez
>this thread
Caleb Williams
Where can I buy one?
Noah Jackson
Amazon...or any sex site/store
You can even get one from your doctor.
Evan Mitchell
Jesus Christ what the fuck
Jordan Morales
Will blue cross insurance pay for it?
Cooper Ross
Don't know specifically if BC will. But many insurance does.
Technically it's an ED device.
Nathan Wilson
Why hasn't my doctor said something? That jewish fuck.
Ayden Taylor
Do you suffer from ED?
Leo Gutierrez
Because different sized versions can be applied to pussy and breasts, thus giving them the young libtard college girl demographic as a customer and reason to exist.
Christopher Reyes
Yes, I keep a constant erection.Gets annoying at times because i always have to keep it tucked donw the legs of my pants, and so it is bent downward and to the left.
David Richardson
>Dick swollen as fuck.
Why would anyone do this?
Jaxson Thomas
How does the water help?
Noah Brown
Kek...yep that's a disfunction.
Jack Myers
Yes, we control the cocks! WE CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!
Ryan Cox
Men with small dicks do this to get a few extra inches, it's fucking pathetic lmao
Michael Harris
It looks super painful.
Ryan Collins
for you.
Oliver Smith
> he doesn't inject silicone into his junk to keep it max swole 24/7
Aiden Adams
4 u
Juan Ramirez
>Wanting to end up like that one Aussie faggot
Adam Diaz
Only facists ban things faggot