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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/ActDefSec Shanahan @Pentagon on Missile Defense Review 1/17/19
dvidshub.net/video/655009/
>VASec Wilkie TownHall on State of VA 1/17/19
youtu.be/Spn8tFEgAKw
>VASec Wilkie on FoxNews 1/17/19
youtu.be/4JVcimKbgW8
>Nancy Gets Grounded 1/17/19
youtu.be/vch3NUBqdAo
>VP Pence/SoS Pompeo @Global Chiefs Of Mission Conf 1/16/19
dvidshub.net/video/654742/
>ActAG Whitaker @Heritage Found on Religious Freedom 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?457003-1/
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 1/16/19
youtu.be/cM_8T80PPXs
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 1/16/19
youtu.be/ut8gsYMMhrI
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?457026-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes Japan DM Iwaya 1/16/19
dvidshub.net/video/654865/
>EPAAdm Wheeler Confirmation Hearing 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?456889-1/
>AG Nominee Barr Confirmation Hearing Day 2 1/16/19
youtu.be/B0fgI_SXxfw
>Lara Trump on Hannity 1/16/19
youtu.be/iZXEar1PGrc
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 1/15/19
youtu.be/AGDwBOlwsNw
youtu.be/Xf0FiONEcJ0
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 1/15/19
youtu.be/PGUpKqniiEg
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp outside WH 1/15/19
c-span.org/video/?456999-1/
>AG Nominee Barr Confirmation Hearing 1/15/19
c-span.org/event/?456626/
>GOPAd: Just Ask Democrats 1/15/19
youtu.be/ZDOQdYXwmC0
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Welcomes Clemson Tigers to WH 1/15/19
youtu.be/73_lXz0ukO4

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nypost.com/2018/07/26/cohen-trump-approved-2016-trump-tower-meeting-with-russians/
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MAGA

BAKER DEAD NEED NEW BAKER

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i got it

Whats wrong with a govt funded trip to the zoo? Just no planes allowed!

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Stop replying to Chang Goldberg. Not only is he a mutt with a jew dad and chink mom, he is a 30yrold commie neet who still lives with them and will continue to do so unless a socialist revolution happens in Canada.

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nah I just found it hard to walk in heels, was freaked out by not having my dick and struggled to go for a piss. was relieved to wake up as myself
>I had a dream where I was in a sewer, found a room, and the next thing I knew I became a cute naked girl who suddenly became pregnant for no good reason.

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Explain why as an American you don't own multiple firearms

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AWOO

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>niggers steal money
Well this is pretty shocking. I never would have guessed.

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>Explain why as an American you don't own multiple firearms
Commifornia.
Please nuke us.

Nice try fbinig

Because I’m a poor nigger.

I work in the cannabis industry and would become a felon if I owned a gun.

hehehe

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>>Cohen
>Whose testimony keeps changing.
No. Prove it
>>Mueller reports
>Which haven't been released and so can't be used as proof for anything.
It's 300 pages
>>Helsinki
>Which happened after the election so can not possibly prove collusion during the election.
It shows they're working together. They even had a secret meeting there
>So far, your argument goes as such.
>1. Putin and Trump both exist.
>2. ???
>3. ???
>4. ???
>5. Therefore, Putin and Trump worked together to get Trump elected as POTUS
>Take me through why you think those things you posted prove it.
Faggot. Terrible reasoning

Also, tell me how Stormy Daniels breaking her NDA (being forced to pay out for it, and reimburse court costs) has something to do with Russia.

>I will read all of them.
And? That is a promise of what YOU are going to do in the Future, not that it will mean anything.
>And it's filled to the brim
How do you know if you haven't even read it yet?

>Cohen
Whose testimony keeps changing.
>Mueller reports
Which haven't been released and so can't be used as proof for anything.
>Helsinki
Which happened after the election so can not possibly prove collusion during the election.

So far, your argument goes as such.
1. Putin and Trump both exist.
2. ???
3. ???
4. ???
5. Therefore, Putin and Trump worked together to get Trump elected as POTUS
Take me through why you think those things you posted prove it.

>It's 300 pages
>according to sources familiar with his thinking
whoa cool

>Explain why as an American you don't own multiple firearms
beware the man who owns one gun

>nigs nogging
>much shawk

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Still pretty strange too. All I did was open a door to a white room with a stool and a bed(why this was in a sewer is beyond me), and then I lost my clothes and was a qt who became 9 months pregnant five seconds later. My dreams are strange.

Thanks, based burgerbaker !

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Anyone else actually want to see the SOTU in the Senate chamber? The change in setting and forcing all the House members in the gallery would be the shit.

But I do. I own a fine collection of different meme guns. This is my pride and joy actually.
I haven't taken a new picture in years though.

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Lost all my firearms in an unfortunate boating accident

That’s a lot of shit to be going on a fact-finding mission to support the troops.

>Be Heather
>wake up one day
>in Englandland
>In a man's body
>panic
>look down
>see this thing dangling about
>touch it
>feel a strange feeling and see it get erect
>keep stroking
>gets harder and feels GREAT
>stroke faster
>feel ecstatic and watch cum fly out all over the room
>spend the next 13 hours painting his room in squid smelling clear paint from your dick
>wake up the next day back in your female body, ready to serve POTUS
>smirk as you realize you ruined some stranger's flat

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I'm in kawaii right now.
Also, I prefer uneven odds, makes things more fun.

You ever just wonder what the fuck?

Is RGB still alive?

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Got screwed over by an ex, had to sell guns to make ends meet... Buying some new ones at the end of the month with about $8k saved up. Suggestions?

UH GUYS

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Believe me we all would if we could.

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Explain to me why you'd admit to it on a Mongolian Basket Weaving Support Forum mr. glownigger.

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EH WOO

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You all chose poorly. Enjoy the fate you deserve

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>Also, tell me how Stormy Daniels breaking her NDA (being forced to pay out for it, and reimburse court costs) has something to do with Russia.
In Russia it's always snowing, snow comes from snow STORMS, STORMy Daniels.
Checkmate, Drumphie.

Move

You faggots should learn how to do things that actually matter rather then bitch about a neo con/neo lib story which was thought of by Hillary Clinton at random during that rally with the muh alternative right.

there's no reason for me to

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Cohen LITERALLY ADMITTED TO LYING TO CONGRESS.
Why are you pretending we haven't established this guy lies, user? He lies for personal gain. His personal gain was a shorter sentence to tell Mueller what Mueller wanted to hear.
In short, his testimony is WORTHLESS.
And he was sentence for an UNRELATED CRIME.

And Mueller's report is not out yet, and Helsinki was AFTER the election, so do you have anything real?

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YO DONNIE

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Ghost in the (You)

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Start with the basics. Get an AR, it's practically your civic duty to own one.

Did Kaua’i get autocorrected to kawaii?

Yuh

AWOO~

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>You all chose poorly. Enjoy the fate you deserve
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here.
If you nuke us before I escape, I will understand.

I've owned a bunch of guns, till that horrific boating accident. It was just terrible, I lost guns, bumpstocks, every weapon I owned.

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Eurocucks on board with fucking China in their giant, gaping bleeding asshole.

>European officials said today they will make tariffs on steel imports to the region permanent to help stem the glut of supply sparked by Donald Trump's trade war against China.

>The EU will impose quotas on 26 product categories and levy a 25% duty on imports exceeding those quotas, the executive arm said on Wednesday. The move cements proposals laid out last July with the stated aim of protecting European steelmakers amid Chinese overcapacity.

businessinsider.com/europe-imposes-steel-tariffs-as-domino-falls-in-trump-china-trade-war-2019-1

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>WILL SHE OR WONT SHE?
>FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

>My dreams are strange.
my dreams are either vivid stories set in the normal world with a very obvious metaphor or message being put across which has relevance to what I've been thinking about or its a really bizarre blend of a bunch of things that I can't piece together when I wake up. Some people can't even remember them, so I'm glad I remember mine quite well. Last night I had a dream that this girl was teasing me at a party daring me to kiss her and I did multiple times

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Your services are no longer required, kike.

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>putting black women in positions of power
>expecting them not to lie, cheat and steal

>some retarded nigger bred with that thinking they were getting premium white seed

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>>I will read all of them.
>And? That is a promise of what YOU are going to do in the Future, not that it will mean anything.
>>And it's filled to the brim
>How do you know if you haven't even read it yet
I trust Mueller
Not an argument
How about you kys
>Cohen LITERALLY ADMITTED TO LYING TO CONGRESS.
>Why are you pretending we haven't established this guy lies, user

NO HE DIDN'T
>In short, his testimony is WORTHLESS.
>And he was sentence for an UNRELATED CRIME
He was locked up faggot

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

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EVERYONE hates niggers, user.

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Why would I need firearms when I'm a fourth-degree black belt and a highly skilled Katana swordsman?

PEED ON MY HANDS LIL DONNIE

>thegatewaypundit
yeah, sure

nah, that's just what I call it
full of asians, 80 degrees every day, feels fitting tbqh

>PNEUMONIA

It's happening again!

Just die already!

It's worth the six figure salary. I'll just fly out of the country if shit hits the fan

>This is my pride and joy actually.
you need to upgrade

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If I could buy one, I’d get one.

>No. Prove it
OK. Cohen saying that Trump approved the 2016 meeting, then saying that he didn't know about the 2016 meeting.
axios.com/michael-cohen-didnt-know-trump-tower-meeting-534240d0-915e-4d44-9d37-ab247e067ee0.html
nypost.com/2018/07/26/cohen-trump-approved-2016-trump-tower-meeting-with-russians/
>It's 300 pages
You keep saying that like it means something.
>It shows they're working together.
After the election, at best.
>They even had a secret meeting there
Heads of State have secret meetings occasionally, yes.
>Faggot. Terrible reasoning
Then you should be able to replace those question marks easily.

kek, saved

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Now I'm sure she'll live another decade

BE THERE, BE THERE, BE THERE!!!!

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>NO HE DIDN'T
Yes he did, and here's proof in the form of a federal document:

assets.documentcloud.org/documents/5331441/Cohen-False-Statements-Criminal-Information.pdf

You have now been defeated. The manly thing to do would be to admit I was right and you were wrong. Of course that is not what you will do.

An AR, ACOG, Beretta M9, flak vest, maybe a helmet, and ammo ammo ammo

I'll keep it in mind, I had one before.

>my dreams are either vivid stories set in the normal world with a very obvious metaphor or message being put across which has relevance to what I've been thinking about
I had one like that. I got harassed by a demon or two that looked like they weren't even halfway finished being made. I recognized it/them to be all my doubts/self-hate manifested in a physical form.

>I trust Mueller
What if he says that there was no collusion, will you trust him then?

awoo?

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No.

He will petulantly insist Mueller works for Russia, too.

come out come out and play!

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Fuck off, Rust. You were the worst Heister in Payday 2.

Go to Palmetto State, you can buy basic bitch ARs for less than $500 during sales

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Get ready for Tuckina Carlson Tonight, guys! Please tune in...it'd make me really happy!

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>OK. Cohen saying that Trump approved the 2016 meeting, then saying that he didn't know about the 2016 meeting.
>axios.com/michael-cohen-didnt-know-trump-tower-meeting-534240d0-915e-4d44-9d37-ab247e067ee0.html
>nypost.com/2018/07/26/cohen-trump-approved-2016-trump-tower-meeting-with-russians
He just forgot
>After the election, at best
HA
>thinking I'm reading or trusting that literally who source
Try harder drumpfie

T U C K
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I remember when I was crushing on a girl back in sixth form I kept having dreams of her being in a room covered in spiders or a swarm of wasps would harass me whenever I tried to talk to her

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No besides for Amish, Hasidic Jews, Mennonites, Mormons, White Exurbanites, African/Hispanic immigrants, the Faroe Islands, Northern Irish, and white people in the eastern half of the Dakota’s in that order are above replacement rate. Every single other demographic white or non white is well below replacement rate and we even have one demographic that is above 2.1 but still dying thanks to demographically crippling alcoholism in your nation and mine. How do you fix this neo liberal?

But he won't

How much of the bad lung did they take out anyway?

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pistol, shotgun, rifle
something for every occasion.
rifles are garbage in most home defense situations, unless you have a big property/know they're coming.
shotty will make you deaf, but it doesn't care about corners.

this sounds familiar.

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counter-currents.com/2019/01/fukuyama-on-diversity/#more-89327

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>Try harder drumpfie
Not an argument.