Why are modern men so pathetic?
Why are modern men so pathetic?
Jace Garcia
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William Butler
For the concrete and precise reason of Jews
Christian Morris
All that empty space is for junk/garbage. Clearly we've caught this fine fellow just after moving in or cleaning up for a visitor. Give it a month and things will look much less empty.
Cooper Davis
That looks really nice tho what's the problem?
Thomas Lewis
>spending thousands of furniture for your overpriced third floor crappy apartment you can barely afford that you will have to move out of in a year anyways is a good idea
its just easier to have less things
Justin Morales
>The style of minimalism is a design approach that is characterized by austerity and laconism in decoration. It is mainly achieved through the use of functional furniture and interior objects, geometric shapes and a combination of usually not more than two basic colors.
Noah Williams
>this thread again
Nathaniel Sanders
this desu
Jose Anderson
Jaxson King
I mean I'd probably get a couch and table cause it's nice to have guests over but doesn't seem that bad
Samuel Thomas
Holy shit it's clean.
Nathaniel Edwards
Clutter my house with shit from pier 1. No thank you
Jose Powell
cock size
Levi Powell
we've done this already, shill
Ethan Rogers
>thinking size is what gives orgasms
Do you know what and where the clitoris is?
Jason Thomas
Translation: Why are modern men so clean, orderly, and minimalistic rather than being materialistic like women?
Nicholas Mitchell
>let me spend £79 on a wall plaque that says “home is where the heart is” and a £3K sofa instead
Jordan Rivera
>Guys don't waste money on materialistic drivel
Ian Parker
Throw in a bookshelf that holds all the shit my parents send me and a coffee table for sipping and dining and you have home.
Benjamin Carter
this
Luis Kelly
My living room is family pictures, piles of toys, a bookshelf filled with bibles, and a dusty tv we hardly use.
Elijah Morgan
Looks comfy though
Robert Lee
yep
Blake Kelly
apathetic*
Zachary Nguyen
#IMWITHER
He could've arranged the TV cables in a decent way since he's living in an empty room, that lazy fuck.
Carson Murphy
that's a niggers apartment
Ayden Young
Should have added a coffee table full of books, the bitch has never/will never read, just so she can take Instagram photos of her cat licking its cunt on top of them, while she talks about how bad her day was.
Ethan Baker
Comfy
Liam Kelly
A man needs five things in this life: Tools, Meat, Fire, Woman, and entertainment.
Michael Ward
I don't see 15 pairs of Jordans and the tv is too small
Isaac Gray
Would Marie Kondo approve?
Nathaniel Jackson
As a furniture designer I support his minimal, uncluttered home. Frankly I’m a bit nostalgic for the simpler time it implies.
Gavin Murphy
Why aren't these bitches just marrying single boomers. That's who they seem to be going for.
Jose Rodriguez
>its just easier to have less things
Yup. Unless the place is owned and you don't have to move around for work, why accumulate useless clutter?
Dylan Brown
That chair looks comfy, fuck that bitch.
Landon Bailey
Water
Jacob Lopez
Nicholas Rivera
Damn that apartment looks sad. Theres no personal expression at all. Collect some art boys. Go to antique stores, you can find real nice pieces of artwork for dirt cheap
Tyler Jones
typical shaming technique
When in reality why would he be a good goy and waste money on shit that is useless, just to make it arbitrarily pretty? like a fag?
Dude got what he needs, end off.
Landon Martinez
RPBP
David King
EASY TO CLEAN. LOW MAINTENANCE. KEEPS NEEDY WHORES AWAY
Brody Rogers
you need to understand that some people don't give a shit about that stuff at all and have absolutely no desire to do that, this shouldn't be hard to comprehend
Jaxson Martinez
>This fucking thread again
Justin Taylor
My place looks kind of similar except concrete floors, a larger TV and a PC desk off to the side.
Joshua Thompson
If they're good at decorating, they're a player. Women are nest builders.
Jordan Reed
What if being sad is an integral part of his personality like he is gothic?
Kevin Williams
You forgot:
>A Weapon
>An Enemy
Jaxon Myers
I lived like this for years before getting married. Nonessential items are trash and profit for capatalists. If you don't gorw it it's not food, if you didnt make it it's trash.
The matrix has you
Christian Ward
Mine looked like that until I realized how vain I was being, then I threw away my chair.
Jaxson Jackson
So much comfort and no clutter would truly be bliss
Hunter Kelly
>Collect some art boys.
No.
Christian Walker
Enjoy staying boring as hell then. If you cant even have the desire to decorate your apartment, you're probably just as dry in every aspect of your life
>pic related what you dress like
Easton Peterson
The great Dave Chappelle once said “Guys would live in cardboard boxes if we could still get ass that way”
Landon Adams
>a man needs...Tools, Meat, Fire, Woman, and entertainment
>current year+4
>actually needing women
lmaoing at ur life, user-kun
Juan Wood
>Squatting to play vidya
found the kgb spy
William Collins
Buy more stuff goys.
Luis Collins
Lazyboy chairs and thier copies are trash chairs. Otherwise it is fine.
Actully he should get rid of the TV
Jace Gomez
Muh chill smoking room coming together. I will put some art up.
Jack Foster
nice lad saved
Brayden Adams
i do have some decorations, but i can comprehend why some people don't bother
Owen Stewart
I lived in an apartment for a two years where all I had was an air mattress, my laptop, and groceries that I would be once every month. Nothing wrong with living a minimalist lifestyle. I would say it helped save money, but I lost it all in my divorce.
Dylan Turner
Joshua Ross
I use a $30 padded folding chair from target myself, not even joking
Nathaniel Turner
>pic related what I dress like
Hunter Jones
These fucking new 'every square in use' apartments are bullshit anyway.
They only calculated the furniture and forgot the people need to fit also after you have placed your furniture.
Why do you even need unnecessary stuff?
Women are so retarded that they will fill the couch with pillows that did not come with it.
They will then use time to reorganize it over and over again because people have to move the fucking pillows so you can actually sit on the couch.
Ethan Cook
kek
Carter Miller
You want busy and cluttered? OK, here you go whore, the male version of your Pottery Barn abortion of an apartment.
Xavier Bell
Jews spend actual time and American tax dollars to produce this silly nonsense. We need a new country. No Jews allowed.
Jaxson Lopez
Fucking rat in a Skinner box tier
Alexander Gray
DUDE WEED LMAO
Lucas Russell
okay user, what's YOUR shortlist?
Caleb Nguyen
Slide thread that has absolutely nothing to do with politics, and you fucking retards are eating the bait up.
Christian Thompson
It takes time to afford things. I will eventually make it my own
Matthew Flores
LOL that’s such a good fuckin shoop
That video was so bad
Zachary Davis
Add a TV tray table next to the recliner and a box fan and this is me.
Ryder Baker
I’d rather put my money into a fully operational braap barn.
Brody Cox
>gaming console
>monitor
thats all you need, stupid bitch
Zachary Moore
Is this what you want whore? We can fill 10,000 Sq ft with this crap.
Oliver Allen
probably? so gold digging whores like y-o-u dont come over... look aound... and decide the guy has enough shit he's worth fucking for his CASH... i hope he's red pilled as fuck? and pumped and dumped your ass and threw you back to the cock carousel you came in from... suck it...
Michael Rodriguez
Christian Hughes
Fuck off "princess"
Ultra-mega gamer?
Hudson Wood
(you)
Adrian Morales
A nice decorated apartment gets ladies relaxed and comfortable when they walk in. Plus explaining where you got everything from shows them you actually have hobbies and interests
It also makes your life less depressing when you look around your apartment and you see things that you have a personal interest in
Parker Green
At least men keep sit neat and picked up. Women have messy ass rooms, makeup/bag spread out on the floor infront of the mirror, electronic cables laying everywhere cuz they can't tuck the shit in, nasty ass ashtray with like 4 Newport packs full of butts, blunt residue leftover on the end table.
Aiden Johnson
Kek I thought that poster said "Coal Burner"
Dylan Garcia
Open spaces like that encourage working out.
Cameron Jackson
>fickle materialistic whore berates man for living austere life
Jason Long
I bet this apartment's owner has dreadlocks
Brody White
>what's the problem?
Cable management. Zip ties can be bought for super cheap.
Kevin Jones
>buying things to express who you are
Yikes! Good plan goy. are you a roastie?
Caleb Johnson
hide the lotion next time
Daniel Sullivan
What's the problem? No 200 dollar Vase in the corner that does absolutely nothing except sit in the corner?
Samuel Morris
kek
one of the funniest Jow Forums memes imo
Anthony Torres
>“Guys would live in cardboard boxes if we could still get ass that way”
Guys would live in insulated cardboard boxes with utilities if we could get ass that way.
Brayden Bennett
Get rid of the TV and the recliner and replace them with a bookshelf and an armchair and you've got my apartment. Why would I need anything else?
Tyler Hill
My dicks big enough that this chart supports it but this is still bullshit. The perfect dick size depends entirely on the woman. If you try to stuff an 8 inch into a 5ft asian chick she's going to scream like you're killing her when you go balls deep.
Girth is what really matters but unless your dick is pencil thin they wont have any trouble clamping down on it assuming they do their exercises properly (aka actually try instead of holding it as loose as possible like they are giving birth).
Owen Wilson
the issue is that the tv is tiny and theres no bigass speakers
Brody Wright
Because modern society has deserted them...
Brandon Gutierrez
>carpet
Julian Jones
Secret to a happy marriage: separate bathrooms. Splitting a bathroom's space does not work, they just slowly invade your space. Women will acquire enough bathroom stuff to fill all of the space regardless of size.