I saw someone on Jow Forums today say this board has converted thousands of people to Christianity despite people saying Jow Forums is ungodly. Then I thought what if God is actually a gritty dark asshole. That reminded me of the dark looking gothic cathedrals. Then I remembered Jesus wasn't sweet and lovey dovey. He was an antisemitic ranting asshole. It makes a lot of sense that Jesus would choose Jow Forums when you put aside all modern stereotypes of God and look at His actions and personality objectively.
God chose Jow Forums
Jordan Perry
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Hudson Gonzalez
>God chose Jow Forums
correct!
Asher Torres
He only choose Jow Forums the rest of this site is nothing but godless degenerates
Mason Sanders
Yeah
what if God was one of us
John Morris
Prove Jesus existed.
Benjamin Ortiz
>Prove Jesus existed.
Prove that 3 < 5.
Anthony Reed
>dodge question by posing an irrelevant one
0/10
Jordan Barnes
GOD FORGIVES BUT DOES NOT FORGET EASILY.
Hudson Phillips
Obviously you have no background in computational logic. Maybe you should leave this place before embarrassing yourself.
I'm still waiting for you to prove that 3 < 5. It's actually possible, but you have to construct 3 and 5 as natural numbers and < as a second order type.
Gavin Young
Shroud of Turin.
Eli Gomez
>Dodgers again with irrelevant statements, while answering his own question
0 for 2
Cooper Davis
>The Lord is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.
Psalm 34:18 KJV
Evan Myers
Don't you see the amount of pagan and atheist shills lately? Of course we are thre true God's chosen anons
Nicholas Wright
Correct.
Jordan Howard
>Christwithpph.jpg
I think that's a suomi smg
Liam Gutierrez
Why would the amount of people who disagree with you on an anime image board be proof?
Michael Campbell
>0 for 2
Still can't solve freshman level problem in proof writing. I now know I'm talking to an uneducated, illiterate faggot.
Ethan Butler
>I saw someone on Jow Forums today say this board has converted thousands of people to Christianity
Someone said something unverifiable on Jow Forums? Wow that's unheard of.
Brandon Taylor
and Satan tried for years to destroy Jow Forums and attack everyone here.
including one of my friends, a tripfag who has the name in Latin - Nothing Without God, and guess what, all kikes started to steal his name in order to ruin it. he was attacked specifically because of the meaning of his name, because kikes fear God more than anything else.
Jack Cruz
He asked you for proof, you've dodged 3 times now trying to talk about numbers. Two more times and you'll get to 5, though. Hopefully this helps you.
Jacob Lopez
God always wins
Landon Fisher
If you can't write a proof of 3 being less than 5, why should we bother with higher level stuff? He asked for a proof, and I demonstrated the fact that he can't even perform freshman level work at proof writing.
Cameron Ward
>...and guess what, all kikes started to steal his name in order to ruin it.
How did you know they were jews, and you realize you're on Jow Forums, right? Of course people are going to fuck with tripfags.
Lincoln Lewis
God was one of us.
Wyatt Butler
Does your proof have to do with math?
Liam Butler
Who was here for the 77777777 post? I almost shed a tear. Jesus was watching over us bros. Never forget.
Jack Walker
but, you can notice in all screencaps that the memeflags tried to frame him as a Zionist in several slide threads, so yeah, they were jews who used memeflags to hide their Israeli flags. who fucked with that tripfag. and they attacked him because of the meaning of his name.
Andrew Morris
Jason Smith
Gavin Ramirez
>Does your proof have to do with math?
You think I give a shit about your stupid little theological debate?
Nathan Perry
He still is. He’s the only reason we’re still able to function at all in this hellscape.
Luke Roberts
jesus is a jewish rabbi, sage, kys
William Hughes
There isn't much dispute that he existed. People mainly disagree on whether he was the son of God or not
Aiden Thompson
So because people used flags that weren't theirs means they're jews?
Christopher Sanchez
The holy spirit actually. This BTFOs the protestant.
William Green
ohyoumad kike
Mason Diaz
I didnt say you had to, I'm just demonstrating you made an irrelevant point, and you're still dodging. If you arent going to answer the question, why bother making yourself look silly like this?
Bentley Hernandez
yeah, i'm prety sure he wan't nothing to do with the likes of
Landon Wright
Daily reminder that only one thing ever made Christ violent.
Caleb Flores
it means they were jews who used memeflags to hide easier. that's what all shills do, use memeflags to hide their cover, especially jewish shills.
like the faggot here
Owen Cox
kek
Christian Cooper
No, it's in my Bible too.
Jace Morgan
> Jesus... ranting asshole
Oh your going to burn in Hell, sonny
Hudson Peterson
I believe that God chose anonymous.
Robert Jenkins
We worship KEK the Egyptian Frog God.
We practice dark Meme Magick to invoke our wishes not "God's"
Chaos Magick is Not Of God
Daniel Ramirez
>why bother making yourself look silly like this?
Who is looking silly? You're the complete faggot taking theological debate on Jow Forums super serial.
Kayden Williams
The japs are heathens in general desu
Camden Evans
>it means they were jews who used memeflags to hide easier
According to what? the fact that they changed flags? You can do that right now, too. Does that make you a jew?
>like the faggot here
What about him?
Hunter Diaz
Sometimes it takes seeing the worst to make a man want to seek good. Pol kinda does that.
Benjamin Diaz
Ayden Gonzalez
But you're the only one upset and dodging what you replied to. Were you going to prove a God or not? If not, that's fine. I just came to the discussion board for discussion. Not shitposting.
Sebastian Parker
Kek
Elijah Ross
because memeflags are used by shills to do raids, and what happened to the tripfag being fucked over intentionally by shills is an example of memeflag raids, and i don't think all shills who raided him were jews, but most of them. and i never said all memeflags are jews, i just said they are used by jews in some raids, and memeflags are used by some shills to hide themselves during their raids against Jow Forums.
that faggot tried to claim Jesus as a Rabbi, and he saged the thread too.
John Campbell
>I just came to the discussion board for discussion. Not shitposting.
LOL, aren't you precious.
Nathaniel Perry
/tv/ is okay tho
Nathan King
>what if God is actually a gritty dark asshole
>creates us
>tell us to worship Him
>kills us if we do it wrong
No shit God is an asshole, but so what?
Dominic Perry
I dont want to start a theological debate user, but you really need to see why the concept of the holy spirit is related to the protestant reform, practically Lurther chimpout about this.
Cooper Torres
It's also used by not shills, idiots and shitposters.
>and i never said all memeflags are jews, i just said they are used by jews in some raids
Right, so how did you determine that, in this instance, it was jews?
>that faggot tried to claim Jesus as a Rabbi, and he saged the thread too.
That doesnt make him jewish. That makes him a shitposter.
Nolan Sanchez
Just a frog like one of us.
Bentley Ramirez
Awe thanks.
James Johnson
Jow Forums made me realize that Satan, occultism, kabbal magic, etc. is all real. And if Satan is real, God must be real too. Praise Jesus, hope more people can wake up to the truth before it's too late. Strongly recommend this video on the supernatural. Won't regret it.
Wyatt Johnson
true, but most shills, idiots, and shitposters, use them for their shitposting and raiding. i did not say memeflags as a whole are wicked, i just said they are abused by shills. there are some good memeflag posters, but they are very rare compared to the shills.
well, it's obvious they raided Jow Forums, and tried to fuck over someone by doing slide/bait threads and claiming that guy as a Zionist too many times, on purpose, right after he mentioned jews and the Depression. even if they were not jews, then they were still shills who tried to fuck over someone on purpose no less.
well, jewish or not, he's still a faggot who tried to sage the thread.
Christopher Rogers
Peace be with you brother.Jesus Christ and God are with us against the Jewish plague of evil
Ryder Taylor
>Jow Forums made me realize that Satan, occultism, kabbal magic, etc. is all real
Why do you believe satan exists?
John Carter
Satan uses shills to raid Jow Forums.
Robert Martin
This, unironically
Samuel Lewis
Have you ever seen a Jew?
James Sullivan
Are you serious?
Blake Perry
I can definitely agree more with this determination. But shitposters and faggots are always present in every thread, if you've allowed them to get to you then you've already fucked up.
Liam Hill
and i want to ask every other Christian ITT, what do you think of Orthodoxy?
Easton Morris
This. They swarm here daily now to try and defile our sacred board of peace like the vile cretinous filth they are.
Owen Young
>tfw Jesus lurks here
Austin Anderson
yes it is only about objectivity that's correct
that's why what you suspect is correct as well
Angel Gutierrez
Yes, I'm not sure that is satan though
Jaxson Lopez
Watch the video I linked, read up on some of this archive. They have their symbolism fucking everywhere. Same with shit like pizzagate. It's a never ending rabbit hole. Lots of info on occultism out there.
The bible is 100% right on everything. On how to live, relationships, the gays, the jews (devil worshipers), prophesies about the end of times that are already under way.
Tyler Morgan
One of the few branches/denominations i am not very familiar with. Will you teach us?
Nolan Lopez
God is the truth and the truth isn't always pretty.
Gabriel Kelly
Sorry faggot your reddit buddies are the only ones backing up your claim here. Take your Jew book and fuck off
Gavin Rogers
What could we do for god?
Benjamin Wright
>Jow Forums
Get out newfag
Connor Kelly
agreed, as if most shitposting faggots are doing it on purpose to fuck with everyone else. but, they failed to get the guy i mentioned, because he exposed them in time, and they will never come again, since almost everyone, including you and me, knows what happened then, and those particular shitposting faggot shills will not come again, since the truth for such wicked faggots like them, is like holy water for Demons. it's already over, but everyone else must know so no such faggotry every happens again.
everyone must be more determined against faggots like those.
Wyatt Hill
Phoneposting at work, no can do.
>The bible is 100% right on everything
But this is literally not true.
Liam Long
Fake
Justin Phillips
Been back to church for 4 sundays in a row so far after like 12 years not going.
We need to stop the Jews.
Eli Ortiz
Christianity is a semetic desert religion not a white religion
>b but the Jews back then we’re GOOD jews
Hunter White
prove george washington existed
Luis Murphy
You are some typical redditor faggot that doesn't understand Jow Forums or really Jow Forums you Cam from Reddit or some shitty site and think this place gives you free reign to shit all over it. It's pathetic and proves none of you are older then 2016 every single fucking time it's newfags
Ian Walker
Oh boy here we go again.
Angel Cook
Same Jewish trash as the rest of them.
Leo Bennett
>fake
No, it isn’t. One test cake back as the Middle Ages because they took a sample from a corner that was fixed after a fire by nuns. The rest of the shroud dates to ~50AD. Off yourself for being willfully ignorant
Dylan Miller
>Shroud
>Blogspot.ca
Lmao those sites wouldn't be bias or antiscience at all. Fuck off christcuck faggot
Owen Hill
Dominic Walker
They tested it twice you fuck head both times by literal christcucks that wanted it to be true both times it came back as a fake. Fuck off brainless faggot where did you come from? How old are you? Did you come from froZenfang22 from YouTube?
Tyler Harris
>orthodox
wtf is this shit? Roman Catholicism 2.0?
Mason Jackson
well, the Orthodox branch, which covers Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, Romania, Serbia, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Montenegro, Greece, Georgia, and Armenia, is the eastern branch of Christianity.
Orthodoxy IMO, is now to some extent as corrupt as the Catholics lead by Francis, and the local branch here in Romania, is wicked and ruled by former Communists, and they wasted millions of Euros on building a huge Cathedral. i think the Orthodox churches, all all countries mentioned except Greece, were ruined and infiltrated by Communists. but, some still claim the Orthodox are based.
hey, don't bash me, i just came here to talk about Christianity too. and i mentioned how the tripfag was bashed by shills, as a way to show Satan is present on Jow Forums and uses his faggots against everyone. why do you accuse everyone who you hate of being Reddit?
Elijah Lewis
How old are you and when did you start coming here? Jow Forums never talked about this shit until Alex Jones faggots started infecting this place around 2016/15 no on believes that horse shit take it to /x/
Liam Nelson
the eastern branch of Christianity, and Orthodox and Catholic split during the great schism.
Jeremiah Baker
This Satan bullshit you are talking about his made up Jewish fairy tales on old/pol/ and /new/ you would have been laughed out or banned for posting religious garbage on /new/
Kevin Bailey
you hate him for trying to mention Satan and tell him he is form /x/. so you must be some shill sent to drive away people from Jow Forums.
Caleb Peterson
what does that even mean though?
do you baptise babies?
do you have to have a priest forgive you of your sins?
Do you have church on saturday?