Hey Aus/pol/, I'm thinking of moving to Australia in the future. Is this a good idea?

Please do. Maybe you'll fall off or become nonexistent, both of which will largely benefit our society.

Too late I'm coming

We're kinds full at the moment. Show us your tits and I'll put in a good word in for you.

full of abo's and chinks maybe, why the fuck do you all spout this meme?

I have met aa handfull of americans here, they were all annoying faggots

Came here to say this

no

Fpbp, we need every able-bodied male to remain here in defense of your homeland

hey, I've met Australians in America. They're annoying too. They think the fact we have McDonald's everywhere is hilarious for some reason

Canadians are even more fucking annoying

because we don't want any immigrants, even british/american ones

>we're full, McFuck off cunt
>yeah full of-
yes, that means we're full you vapid burger

yeah we're full of chinks and pajeets especially, it's fucking awful.
we're one of the most urbanised cities in the world, our cities are becoming denser all the time and we don't want to wind up with dystopian supercities like other places.

fuck off we're full.

I want the outback life, as far away from you or anyone else especially far away from the cities.

It is hilarious you have McDonald's everywhere.

The foods absolute trash

the question is,do you have a dick on you?if it yes well buddy i have bad news for ya

I met a group of your kind at a resort in Phuket recently. Partied the whole week with them. Most aussies I meet are bros.

Fuck you we don't want 'em.

>They think the fact we have McDonald's everywhere is hilarious for some reason
But it is.

I'm looking to move to the outback pretty soon myself

You do have mcdonald's everywhere though. Extremely small deserted shithole towns in Nevada had mcdonald's.

In 1000 years when alien archaeologists are studying human civilization they are going to discover all these decrepit yellow M signs buried under ruble and they'll think its a major religion.

It's very hot. Make sure you wear a hat.

Why are you the only country with kangaroos

we aren't

Abos have that nailed down. You won't find cheap land in Australia anywhere.

Keep dreaming cunt.

I live in Vegas, so I'm used to it

Yeah... I will

nope won't be long till the market crashes here things are going to turn ugly soon I'm just glad I live in a small town with no african cunts anyone living in large groups I would recommend making weapons to fend your selfs won't be long till african gangs turn into cannibal gangs

That's a wallaby.

I never said I was going to buy the land

No, I mean the big gray kangaroos not the tree kangaroos

ah yeah soz m8, we're full cunt.

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a sordid cunt hole like vegas is literally better fuck off
at least there is traditional western freedom there you don't have to pay $30 for a pack of smokes

No that's retarded we are like germany except in the middle of fucking nowhere. It's horrible.

Australia has many unique animals because it has been geographically isolated for a very long time

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Came to say this

AUSTRALIA ONLY HAS LIKE 10 BURGERS ON THE MCDONALDS MENU

CASE CLOSED.

Enjoy your stay

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How hard would it be to move to Australia or New Zealand with no job experience and a CS degree. I fucking hate this country I'll do anything to make it to Oceania, even if I need to do slave labour for a few months

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Asians are welcome :)

But I'm a pure blooded white man

shut your gob, Chink

did i ever say i was from the island of convicts?

Ask the once great aboriginals

it will be extremely difficult to immigrate for you, sorry. do you have family here? that might help. or you could marry an Aussie girl but they're an acquired taste and only Aussie men really know how to manage them

Go back to school

canadian males aren't white

t. Chang

Fuck, guess I'll move to Washington or Texas or something instead. I can't survive another winter here.

>they were all annoying faggots
don't judge us by our worst specimens.

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Aussies are gonna get RICED before America gets BROWNED OR BLACKED, so I hope you like eating dog you fag

FPBP
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Australia is probably still 85% white.

No it's a terrible idea. So much here can and will kill you.
Also
Fuck off we're full.

Hang on a minute don't we have gay marriage laws now?
Is there any expectation of actual physical contact under the law to legalise a marriage?
If not...
Why can't straight white men "go gay, no homo" for a year and import their white mates from other countries?

yes

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Cunt I've been buying a slab of 12g shotgun shells a week for a few months, I must have over 4,000 rounds of ammo in my shed.

brah unironically canadians are super similar to ozlads

brother in the north just be a loose cunt and youll fit right in

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You must be a Chinese to be admitted into Australia.

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I'm going and your women are going to be full if you catch my meaning

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Do you have a trade or some other marketable skill?

Do you enjoy melting in the summer?

Do you enjoy a totally if not corrupt government structure that is robbing this nation and it's people to the cent?

Do you enjoy a bit of banter with strangers at the pub regardless of all this?

Then yeah you might like it here, I'll swap you so I can live in the US.

Nah.

Economy wise, Australia is a timebomb and the job market is a complete joke- even for experienced hires.

Society wise, we have all the same problems you do plus but the skepticism about the media and their agenda isn't in the open like it is in America.

Just stay where you are and move to a better state.

That place is complete shit

Not as bad as New Zealand

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if u are Chinese they will roll a red carpet for you and maybe even suck your tiny cock.

so cute! such a based bird!

Did you know we used to make cars in NZ, such a shame what free trade did to this country.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trekka

yeah I heard they used to manufacture Hondas here in nelson or something. I might of been bsed hehe

I was right

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automotive_industry_in_New_Zealand

Anyone told this yank cunt we're full yet?

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Your people also used to make free energy devices that split water at efficiencies exceeding the faraday limit.

you'll be welcome there if you're Chinese. they can't get enough of them over there.

Free trade and (((globalization))) really fucked us over.

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fuck chinks
fuck kikes

why do australians bully potential immigrants? i was considering moving there prior to learning how mean you guys are...

because immigration is fucking us in the ass you retard

Fuck off we're full not joking actually fuck off

fuck off we're full you dog cunt

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

What is your profession? We don't need anymore bourgeois parasites. Australia is a country for men who aren't afraid to pick up a shovel.

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We have McDonalds everywhere here too. You sure they weren't sheep fucking New Zealanders?

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We have McDonalds everywhere here as well, unfortunately, as well as all the other American fast (((food))) places like KF(((c))) and (((Burger))) king and (((Pizza))) hutt, I swear their Cheese isn't really Cheese and they seem to exclusively employ hairy Indians who don't speak good English.

Kfc is good shit

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Also Burger King is called hungry jacks
And there are like no pizza huts anymore
How are you even a real Australian or Asian

Fuck of we are full!

Oh shit wrong country.

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