PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TFW YOU HARDLY EVEN REMEMBER THIS ONE EDITION /ptg/

pee pee pee
poo poo poo
its the way to beat the jew

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SHANNON BREAM LOOKING FINE AS FUCK W/ THAT DRESS
>benny shapiro

Also, never trust a C*nadian
youtube.com/watch?v=pbfBzWJVbX4

Imagine being a lefty and spending your entire day on a site that you despise! Ooof!

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I remember when I thought they gave Gorsuch a hard time.

> STATE OF TRUMPFAGS

It's never lupus, you feg.

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>Buzzfeed
>True
OH NO NO NO NO NO

It's almost that time. Where's Mike?

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Wasn't this reported like a month ago? I swear I heard the exact same shit a month ago

lmao this desperation for the economy to fail
>convincing women to stop consumer spending for abstract reasons

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>if buzzfeed is true

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NOOOOOOOOO

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>200171133
Go away, semite.

>Fly commercial
>To Afghanistan
>Also, I leaked your flight plan
What did Trump mean by this?

>BuzzFeed is a reliable source now
What a fucking clown world we live in.

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Maryland?

Wow its not like the Director of national intelligence and the head of the FBI repeatedly lied to congress under oath or anything.

>t-trump is f-fucked!
these "leaks" are an attempt to undermine mullers FUCKING NOTHING report.

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>give Drimpf the finger by becoming fiscal conservatives
FUCK

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>200171204
>t-this time
>finns

THEN IT'S CANCER

So where is Nancy? Why hasn't she done a press conference yet to confront Dolan Drumpf?

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gib hat pls

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Kek, cute.

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SOMEONE GET HD PIC'S OF BREAMS DRESS

They constantly repeat the same story with minor changes to get to a version they want stuck in everyone's head.

>starve them by starving yourself
Damn. We're up against real geniuses.

AWOO!

>buying delivery tendies is now an act of Trump support

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How does it end?

yes

Your move wop

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He should've gotten a running start before attempting a flying leap
U said it

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>the House needs to be briefed on military
Nope. They don't control that.

Sick fucking bastard

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Faggots like shapiro, josh jordan and french are onboard

She's in Gitmo. The purge is beginning.

Q

he said, nervously.

>if the buzzfeed story is true
imagine actually being dumb enough to say those words

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You know it's true.

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Broken legs

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>Putin wants me to have a strong second amendment and secede from Shitlibbia
>democrats want me to pay 90% taxes so black immigrants can have housing and healthcare forever
hmmm

This post is not going to age well, I guarantee it.

lol. No it wasn't. They were probably going to try to undermine the President. Or they were just going on vacation and food and hookers.

Soon, Mike....

You're trying to rewrite history now, and that's what's sick.

Fuck you Mike you capeshit-shilling shithead.

full vid faggot

>there are people in this thread that are circumcised

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>Still a leaf

>Democrats expressing thanks
>to troops
Amazing that it just so happened to coincide with a free trip to Europe, I wonder why it couldn't just be a phone call

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>one day before she and the democratic party got publicly BTFO

Don't worry guys. It's literally nothing or else saggy Maggie would be tweeting. She not because she knows it's bullshit but wants the anti trump tweets out there first.

Also, this has been a very good week for trump and they're trying to do something

If that said, Nancy Pelosi is an anchor baby, I'd agree with you.

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Since when does the Green Bastard (parts unknown) care about Nancy?

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>Tried to
So he didn't.

>but this time we made up two sources!

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oh we remember

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soon

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>vacation and hookers
>in Afghanistan
This was planning the next gasover to keep us in Syria forever.

> there are moleskin dicks ITT

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The economy is being choked by the shutdown though, even the White House says so.

>The shutdown, which entered its 26th day on Wednesday, slashes quarterly economic growth by 0.13 percentage points for every week it lasts, Kevin Hassett, the chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers, told the Times.

>The CEA originally calculated a 0.1 percentage point loss every two weeks. The agency’s latest calculation means the economy has already lost about half a percentage point since the shutdown began on Dec. 22, according to the Times.

The economy has lost HALF A PERCENT of growth so far.

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They literally have a foreign relations committee and Pelosi is literally third in line of succession so yeah she does.

owowowowowowo mother owowow
Thank god your emperor will be ended with a bucket of KFC

April 22, 2019...Trump dies of a KFCoronary
cap this shit
I will return for my salt

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Beating Dubya is not really something to be proud of or difficult for that matter.

Just like all those other times amirite?

>221 pts
NEW HIGH SCORE

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Would be a shame if someone posted this right about now

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thats too bad

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are you kidding
this is the most hilarious site for a lefty ever

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So be it

You’re a bad person.

[laughs foreskinly]

Narrator: he doesn't have the balls.

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Yup. We're all laughing our asses up here. Subordination of perjury. Oh man.

Previous denials didn't age well either. You've backtracked from "nothing happened" to "collusion isn't a crime".

Again, this time in English please

>Military guy starts talking about capture the flag and refers to Jow Forums as "a trolling company, like they do nothing but troll" and went over the intel processes
Lel, if only you knew you little faggot.

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>phone call
>because wiretapping isn’t a thing
What’s it like being so dimwitted?

4 MINUTE WARNING!
PLACES EVERYONE!

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>tfw had a serious infection down there as a baby so I had to
Life is a cruel bitch.

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>says the lefty
>who is constantly on this site
Don't you have niggers and spics to feed?

Whatever it was, it wasn't to "visit the troops".

>third in line of succession
Meaningless.

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>200171541
>A FUCKING LEAF's guarantee
post in-store prices you filthy maplenigger

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Nobody cares about your dog-dick obsession >200171621

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Now my watch is fucked. Thanks.