Jesus Christ what is wrong with Americans? Why the hell do they do this??

Btfo

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I'll take Iraq, Mongolia, Azerbaijan, S.A. (before it "was" SA admittedly) and even Kurdish lands for 500 Alex.

he literally just saved an eagle and youre mocking him...

false

We literally own the moon and Europoors write music about dancing in the moonlight. You're welcome.

In America we use both I have to be able to convert teaspoons and tablespoons into milligrams and ounces and pounds into grams all the time...

I don't see the issue, he's a good man.

The average piece of shit would have ignored it and let it die.

Why was the rope there? Is he preparing to lynch some undesirables?

that's a good song to be fair

The rest of the civilized world literally copies our conservation laws. We're the apex of nature conservation.

I think the chinese jut landed something on the moon.

How the fuck did they get it 75 feet in the air? Did Spiderman do that? Did that eagle rob a bank?

so they say

It wasnt 12 people sure as fuck. We have better technology exploring Mars

I agree OP, he was supposed to have his Article 1, Section 8, Clause 16 training, so he could shoot accurate the first time. Instead, he had to take multiple shots. I blame Congress for ignoring that the Militia is every male.
Keep armed, keep training, it's not only your right to be armed and trained, it's your basic responsibility to help others, and yourself, keep your rights.

Only took them 50 years.

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There's not many problems that can't be solved with the liberal application of bullets

>converting volume to weight
Come on, don't embarrass us.

Aren't fluid ounces a volume

Because we have big giant American dicks and unrivaled resolve.

teaspoons & table spoon are also used for dry material

But they actually got to the moon, unlike you.

I heard it was a 2002 Volvo piloted by a confused man in a baseball cap and windbreaker trying to deliver fifty orders of potstickers to Mike Hock

Freedom isn't free bro

Because the kike is a metaphor for the symbolical fusion of death and the yiddish in simultaneous combustion to the firey depths of hell as China rapes the moon for resources and sends them all to YHWH , then it will be done .
>Glormphf is finished

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Guys my girl told me today she wants to start trying for kids in 2 years
>T. 23

Wish me luck Jow Forums I'm going in

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>RIFE TEAM

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God Bless this man, may his story be told throughout the eons and inspire others to acts of bravery and kindness.

What, you mean save innocent animals from a slow death? Americans do that pretty often! But you were probably too scared to notice that, since you EU cucks have been known to piss your pants at the sight of a firearm!

Why not?

>start trying in 2 years
why wait so long, if you're seeing a nice white girl (and you're not some sort of spic/chink/nigger) you should have started that a while ago.

The moon landing has been debunked multiple times.

That is the most beautiful headline that I could ever imagine

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Civilized people like nature and have empathy.
You wouldn't understand.

obv troll is obv

sure

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That isnt a bald eagle

Fuck trees

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If you met her youd know she is way outta my league even though im a chad autist skater loner , and then she's telling me she wants a family and she's my soul mate after years of knowing her and doesn't deserve me even though she's a literal angel . She's like a real life tomboy girly anime girl who would murk you in black ops zombies and looks like a Loli . Fuck you its happening I've known her for 6 years it's happening . Lock and load boys its happening . You too can find your qt autist girlfriend
>It's happening

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It got stuck.
Also it isn't a bald eagle.

You're so lonely

Whatever you say, Chang.

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>If you met her youd know she is way outta my league
I stopped reading there but if that's true then put a couple of kids in her and make her happy, girls naturally want something to nurture/care for but that instinct either gets misplaced into pets or redirected by kikes into immigrants/non-whites.

Yes, in fact Iranians are required by law to lie to non-Muslims, so everything they say to anyone that matters is false

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couldn't give less of shit about what they say as long as they stay in Iran
which they do

Raymond royal rife
>look into it

>Kurds
>even existing before the CIA needed a "moral" reason to invade more of the middle east

Iranians literally rape and murder for a living in Eurabia. Must be paradise over there.

Trust me she's awesome and could have anyone and to have her tell me that she doesn't deserve me nd she wants a family was a mindfuck . I don't know how I made it here but its been years in the making I have wanted this girl seriously for years . It's fucking happening . I had lost all hope and all of a sudden like a beam of Jesus , hope . Amazing . Much wow . Thanks Jesus . Thanks Jow Forums , you guys have changed my life so much in the past few years . You guys can do it too I wanted to kill myself 6 months ago . Thanks Jow Forums you saved my life ! Don't know where I would have been if I I never found this place . Probably dead .
>Tfw no longer blackpilled

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Because unlike Yuropoors, we CAN.

>rife team
I hope you've only shown us.

That kid got number 3 wrong. His sister is either better at spelling than her classmates, or she is not. That is a matter of fact, not opinion.

Drug dealer detected.

You can always tell a lefties thread. Lefties can't meme.

boomer here, yes lads it can happen. dirty fiver and knocked up a gal i have been seeing for years, yes degen for not being married. once was manlet chad, scores and scores of whores missing wifus every 15 sluts since i was 14. See puts up with my autism and jew hating, she is happily carrying my future mini-goebbels.
feels good frens, i almost ate a bullet too many times to count the past 8 years frens
>tfw we all gun be aight

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God’s Chosen do what they want OP...

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Nice work ye faggot

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Is that Le Pen?

>a country that can barely make a functional escalator "land" something on the dark side of the moon
>the side you can never see
>or communicate with
>just take their word for it for real guys
Who do the chinks think they are fucking fooling?

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You're not G-d's chosen. Shut the fuck up you stinky goy.

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>wow the chinkmen did something in space time to export all our labor to china!
Can't wait for China to collapse desu

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Well, it's certainly mightier than Le Sword

thats not a fucking bald eagle you faggots

Are you talking about Israelis and their pocs?

Do you mean Syrians, mutt?

Shills are working overtime.

its an immature one you dumb fuck

>(((moon landing)))
Ok Sholmo

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Shut up, memeflaggot

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>Saving an endangered species is wrongbad
gee, no wonder no one falls for your climate change bullshit with these double standards.

fuck you, thats why
low quality thread, sage and report

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Your not an American... yet

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Bald eagles were a mistake

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Fun fact, Cuba still uses metric time and metric clocks

Old, stale, gay bait.

>America Fuck Yeah the pic
>Why?

Because fuck you thats why, and pic related

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Will any of you eurobros take me? I don't want to live here anymore.

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flights to mexico are super cheap user

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At least he’s not chopping off his penis OP, this is a good thing.

>this is the new standard

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>Why the hell do they do this??
because we can

You’re a poofter if you don’t think this is cool.

only a kike would say something bad about a bald eagle.

Based

>ywn never be this based
why even live....

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Found the dune coon!

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Are you new? Americans are obsessed with guns.

First (non-crash) landing on the moon was by the soviet rover Luna 9, though.

*Arabian.