Hey lads.
Australia is fucked ay.
Aussie ‘pedo hunter’ asks to court to spare him jail time
The man dubbed the “Adelaide paedophile hunter” says he was just trying to bring about justice by pretending to be an underage boy online.
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Canberra earthquake stuns locals
A 3.1 magnitude earthquake has been felt by locals in Canberra in the ACT today, which brought a loud bang and shaking.
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>fuck off we're fu--
killer of the israeli girl in bundoora is a muslim cunt.
ISRAEL, MOSSAD, FOCUS ON MELBOURNE NORTHERN SUBURBS.
the muslim organized crime here is even worse than the rapes and muggings/assaults.
Day four into /nofap/ - feels good
nah, he's a boong
fb.com/codey.herrmann
even betterer
vegetarian here thinking maybe i should eat kangaroo meat since its hunted and therefore ethical. how the fuck do i cook it? my uncle cooks it outside on a BBQ because apparently it has a ridiculously strong smell when its cooked
makes no difference.
i bet a million dollars that his ice dealer was a turk or lebo from roxburgh park anyway.
i hope israel responds as they do if a terror attack was committed on israeli soil (eye for an eye).
Women report feeling unsafe at lively spots, not just quiet streets, despite Canberra being 'Australia's safest city'
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Melbourne police arrest man over killing of exchange student Aiia Maasarwe in Bundoora
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oh A REAL HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! OH I CAN ONLY DREAM
it was a boong, watch the left lose their collective shit
Day 18 in no fap.
I have now been diagnosed with gigantism in my testicles and the doctors tell me that if I don't remove the cork from my dick hole I may die.
I am inclined to believe that they are merely jealous of my superior chad balls. I also have a sneaking suspicion that my doctor may be a jew, and is seeking to weaken me through jew magic and nocturnal emissions.
Never fear, however, submission to the jew is the last thing I intend. I have set my course by what is right, and no life-giving semen will leave this body except for the purpose of creating the next generation
I just fapped
felt good man.
How the fuck do I kill myself without a gun lads? What's the simplest, easiest way without involving anyone else?
keep it up my dude, your growing stronger every day
fapping is the gayest thing you can ever do
Kangaroo meat is pet food.
It's gamey as fuck.
You sound like a poof though so you're probably not fussy about what kind of meat goes on your mouth.
Asphyxiation mask, easy and painless way to go
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Kangaroo meat is delicious if you're not some kind of weak lady-boy who doesn't eat his stake medium-rare.
we actuly kinda are, like 90 percent of the land wants to kill anything that lives
not true, i've literally fucked dudes before
t. Bunnings cleaner user with the whore titcow gf
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Inert gas asphyxiation
Ligature strangulation
Short drop/suspension hanging
Jump off a building/bridge/cliff at least 50m from asphalt, pavement, or water and try to land on head
Cocktail of opiates/benzos/alcohol
Sever femoral artery
Lethal organic salts (sodium nitrite, sodium azide, potassium cyanide)
Hydrogen sulfide poisoning (mix HCl and polysulfides)
Nembutal
i heard the tail is fantastic
fucking dudes is less gay than masturbating.
>A 3.1 magnitude earthquake has been felt by locals in Canberra in the ACT today, which brought a loud bang and shaking.
Nigga I'm like 5km out of Civic and I dindn't feel fucking shit.
The rain was louder than that
Ackshually using a mask for asphyxiation is a bad idea. An exit bag is better. A mask would work with a poison gas like CO though.
>offer ways to kill himself
>doesn't include death by cop after murdering a bunch of banking CEOs.
What are yall aussies plan B for when the Chinese and the wogs take over? Do yall have a Cascadia equivalent for a last stand?
>without involving anyone else
Bankers aren't people
>3.1
maybe next time
i have a bow and arrow but if i shot it at an invading chinese soldier i would probably get arrested for self defence
this
t. pic related
do a flip
t. seppo who doesn't know how to bbq
kangaroo meat when cooked right is excellent, but it's easy to overcook it and people usually do, which makes it tough.
Few weeks ago somebody was posting a Bruce fashion guide, can't find it in the archive though. Need plain summerweight buff coloured cotton work shirts. Don't suggest some faggot fashion brand shit, just want workwear. I'll just buy R.B. Sellars if I can't find anything without a brand name cast on the buttons.
>not working in a suit
here's your bruce
Marinade it in red wine, there's recipe's online.
>not working in a suit
Enjoy your record levels of unpaid overtime, officecuck.
Do you guys feel different
>t no porn since ny
>he thinks i work overtime
wew
Felt it in curtin
Based Deryyn Hinch
I legit was worried for a couple of days at about 2 weeks, had a swollen testicle and was leaking, but then I jumped online and that was totally normal, my nuts were just overproducing out of habit.
Can't say I feel full of energy because it's too bloody hot, but I am finding it way easier to not even think about it any more.
>mfw started work at 5am today
>last shift i have to do goes from 6pm to fucking midnight
i cook mine like how you cook steak rare (high heat, turn once, meat should still be a bit squishy when done). remember it keeps cooking a bit after you take it off the pan or bbq. i smother it in cajun spice before cooking it. it's the best meat ever, hi protein tastes like a really fucking good steak.
Are you afraid of flatlining(being unable to get erections)?
not in the slightest
Statistically speaking you are lucky to not be cucking yourself for Shekelstein every night
404.
his relatives ones are all still up.
let them know what you think guys. dont hold back on the racism.
Which, or say what race is this thing?
Looks like a mutt of muzzie and nigger, probably have some poo ingredients in.
abo
Gonna have to update my abo collection
>when you can't get a root
>so you rape-murder a jew and burn her cunt to hide the evidence
and to think they forgot how to make fire!
Break into a vet clinic and knick the Nembutol.
>I used to think stepping out in front of a highway truck was the go, until I realised the poor trucky would prolly be fucked forever.
Jewesses confirmed dry as rough bark.
>I guess his dick built up a tolerance to chafing from all the times he stuck it in his didgeridoo
Ah, I totally forgot the existence of abbos. Sum it up, he is a mutt of all shitskins.
JUST had three surgical extractions.
stop sticking live animals up your bum then.
watch the Clemintine Fords lose their shit when it's a minority they can't pin it on
How are you not having wet dreams every 3rd night?
Every time I get to day 7 I wake up with a wet guts & needing a fresh set of sheets.
>and to think they forgot how to make fire!
Hate to break it to you but that's bollocks, Rhys Jones shat the bed when he suggested that.
mate, it was a joke.
it's not a dick, don't take it so hard.
Nah they'll still find a way to blame us.
>he wouldn't have had to rape and murder this woman if the white man had left him alone in the bush
I taught myself to lucid dream as a very young child and so can force myself not to have the sexy dreams that usually would accompany such things.
>abos now have sexual emergencies
got some comfy painkillers i hope?
it's just a part of their culture user
Well I mean that super fucking helpful to everyone EVERYONE else that didn't.
>mfw I slept all day and gonna have another wank
Marinate in garlic, oregano, basil (et al), oil and red wine as old mate said. In the oven on a drip tray, slice apart the meat and put in some spices and cloves with olive oil. Also if you chuck it in on the stove indoors be prepared for the smell of macropod.
It's a pretty easy skill to learn though user. At least to the point to be aware that you're dreaming.
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Shouldn't take more than a couple of nights.
The way I taught myself as a kid is to fall asleep while imagining a dream sequence. As soon as I lost control of what was happening I knew I was asleep and dreaming and if I didn't like what was happening I could just wake myself up from it.
I wadn't cross, just telling you the Tasie abos forgoy fire shit was rubbish. Fuck off with that stock response bullshit.
rolling
See all that bright yellow? That dot right in the center there? Alice Springs. There's a reason it's called "Springs." Because it's the only notable water nearby.
The abos used to survive out there because they lived in groups of no more than 14. Know where they got their water? They sucked half digested urine out of the bladders of migrating animals.
There's no drinkable water in any of the yellow, and the shitskins don't want to live there.
See where that's red? Right on the coastlines? That's where everyone wants to live. And we are fucking full there.
faggot get
fuck
Unlucky
An Mossad agent, partially responsible for the fall of western civilisation, neutralised by the First Australian in Melbourne, cunt burned.
This is my issue with no fap. If I don’t come in 36-48hrs I’ll have a wet dream. I’m married with a couple of young kids and a baby so sex with my wife is as not routine as I need. So if I’m know I’m full I’ll just jerk off with mental images purely as a pipe cleaner.
>his first aus/pol/
a "fuck off we're full" will suffice for his kind
rollerino
just found this bad boy on my commodore in woolies car park.
ASPIRING RAPPER
>Codey Herrmann, an aspiring songwriter and rapper, was arrested in Greensborough about 11.20am, almost three days after Ms Maasarwe was killed near a shopping centre in Bundoora.
>the smell of macropod
Ugh, not something I ever got used to.
You've never half woken up and just finished the job by hand before rolling over to the other side? C'mon now.
100% not true. There's water everywhere.
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The problem with letting yourself cum (whether by fap or wet dreams) is that you are actually killing yourself.
>retension and reprocessing when not trying to make a baby is vital for your health and longevity
>the crossdresser that sounds like a boy
Could be worse user, but it's pretty faggy.
fucking nigger ape
>You've never half woken up and just finished the job by hand before rolling over to the other side? C'mon now.
I don't even have sex dreams any more.
>hey lady come here and have a blow on muh didgeridoo
Ok, now convince the shitskins to go live in the desert with all the water instead of Sydney >Melbourne or Adelaide. I'll fucking wait.
First off
You’re gay
Second if you are going to transition into a man, marinate it in black bean sauce and star anus. Then grill it 3-4 minutes each side, put it on top steamed rice.
Get married
such gentle, spiritual people in touch with their land
rapping
raping
>Aspiring Rapper
>Accomplished Raper
who said coon's had no motivation to succeed?